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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I RT this every time I see it
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I do think it's important to give grace to people who realize they made the wrong choice. I don't want to. but other nicer people def should do that. I dont give a shit.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Garnacho Cheese is going to be the most active team through mid September and then be put on a (self imposed) season long transfer embargo
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
a true crime podcast I would listen to is one where the victims families walk in and sit down in the studio halfway through the episode
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is how you write a headline
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you can de-age Kante by 8 years, sure!
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They get to dine out on us forever. As they should.
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Kyle Foley @kylefoleywrites.com · 04/07/2026
This is such a good read. I keep going back to the phrase "defiant joy" from @jeffrueter.bsky.social too. You let evil win when you let it suck out all of the joy without lifting a finger. Don't do that. Be defiant, be joyful.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Credit to the alt text preview here, really hooked me to see the full alt text
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Very fair. Getting scrappy wins against what were viewed as two of the weakest teams coming in doesn’t bode well. I think my belief that this could be a good game lies in the fact that this Portugal team seems both desperate and extremely gettable
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Maybe I’m living in the past too much with this Croatian team, but even with the Ronaldo factor I’d put Croatia vs Portugal in for France vs Sweden
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I am “what do you mean Giannis was traded??” levels of buried in World Cup.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Did Lalas enjoy an elite playing career? No. But does he do the background reading that could compensate for his relative lack of standing in a conversation with titans like Henry and Zlatan? Also no. But is he charming or funny or charismatic or otherwise magnetic on screen? Eh, no."
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Break the chain - Fleetwood Mac
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A 9-3 cakewalk, or as he’d call it: The Strait of More Snooze
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
-the Iranian military
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Miranda Yaver @mirandayaver.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My “this is not a golden calf” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Seth is not wrong! I went in expecting the worst, but woa buddy
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Running up and down the street as if I am Paul Revere to tell people that there is finally some great World Cup News: Shakira is doing the official World Cup Song
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Florentino Perez, graduate of the Jason Mendoza School of Management
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Gonna get someone to break my legs and drive me out to the desert so I can crawl back just so I’m doing something less painful and more productive than watching arsenal with my weekends
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Our constitutional system just isn’t working as it was designed. this is not itself new, it’s just that the design faults are particularly obvious and harmful at this moment. impeachment has never worked particularly well, and now it is practically impossible when it is urgently needed.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
But did we at least we put in a tough, gritty, hard working performance the country can be proud of? Listen…
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They are being explicit about turning corporate media into state propaganda.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Weren’t they expected to get a 4th/5th for Daniel Jones? Did his injury impact that?
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Like the Qanon Shaman breaking into the senate floor on J6, but instead it’s me at the TCO smoothie bar
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Logically I get why that’s fair comp for a 28 year old, top 10ish edge rusher looking for a new contract. But as a Vikings fan, if they trade their best defensive player for a 2nd round pick I’m rioting
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My preference is Kyler, but my guess for what will happen is Geno
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/02/2026
Times like these I’m so glad Merrick Garland stuck to “norms” & refused to prosecute Trump for his many crimes. Because yes—while we are facing the very real threat of global nuclear war—at least we don’t have the shame of a former president sitting in prison. Boy would that’ve been embarrassing.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Tyler Higbee
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
There's no way you can keep funding a federal government who's primary mission is to inflict pain on the population. Every federal agency from McMahon at DoE to RFK shredding HHS and everything in between. Every day we let them stay open is more time we'll need to repair the damage they've done
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
She took a half step back and then stepped AT this dude. ICE needs 30 masked guys each with their own body armor and assault rifle to even approach this level of courage.
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Lindsey Graham?? Man the rats are FLYING off the sinking ship
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Jordy @jhanke.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
A while back I found a Vikings John Randle jersey at a thrift store for five dollars. Best five dollars I ever spent
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Keon Coleman listening:
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
They have fucking assault rifles and we have whistles and they’re scared shitless, because they know we’d rather be righteous and dead than ever be them.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
one small thing im going to do is never forget who the ghouls were during this terrible period of time and never stop talking about it whenever their name comes up
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Can’t do anything in power. Can’t do anything out of power. Weirdly they’re the only party that never has any power or voice, regardless of the situation
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
If you think the president is a tyrant and you're running for office to oppose him the only platform you can have is "Give us enough votes to impeach and remove this menace." Otherwise what's the point of electing you?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I'm not a historian but my analysis is it's "Not good" when a government constantly commits crimes and tells the legislature, courts, and general public "What are you gonna do about it"
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