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She/her - 30s - I like films and coffee - film school burnout - aspiring screenwriter - current office administrator - new to Bluesky - I occasionally post half baked film ideas

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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 4h
Obviously the British military + civil service segregating trans employees is horrific morally but presumably it’s also a security risk cause a bunch of people with access to potentially sensitive info now have strong incentive to leak it, or are vulnerable to blackmail by hostile powers?
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Now streaming and/or flooding the donation bins of your local thrift shop.
Diddy, Russell and their handler. Get him to the jail. Get him directly to jail, also.  Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200. Do not let him call the President.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Short film idea where someone is desperately trying NOT to reenact Misery (as the fan) but keeps getting thrust into Misery-like scenarios
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
its funny because what james somerton did is categorically less bad than sexual assault and we still managed to all agree that he doesnt deserve a platform lol
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Letterboxd @letterboxd.social · 04/10/2026
good morning 😋
Stills from *Howl’s Moving Castle* (2004). The first image shows a child eagerly eating eggs and bacon. The second image below shows the child and an elderly woman sitting together at the table, with the woman looking slightly shocked at how eagerly the child is eating.
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trying to rediscover old passions and creative pursuits in your 30s is hard
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s October 1st
David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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miss fern (scarier) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[experiences minor inconvenience] a terrible fate has befallen me
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/04/2026
They're doing the detransition thing but with autism now.
Screenshot of an article on The FP website. The headline reads, "I Thought I Was Autistic. I Was Wrong." The subheadline says, "After spending most of my life feeling different and alone, an autism diagnosis gave me the kind of relief that was impossible to resist. But it was based on a lie." It is written by Christina Buttons and dated 04.24.26 under the category Health and Self-Improvement.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
data analysis
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this = my account
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m not the only one” how many people are tracking this woman’s son
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 12/09/2026
it’s always “go piss girl” and never “come piss, girl. share my hearth and home.” i believe this explains many issues with society.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I drew a comic strip.
a comic strip. The first panel shows a goblin in a long coat approaching a guard. The second panel has the goblin saying "we're just normal men!". The third panel has the guard replying "what do you mean normal men?". The fourth panel shows both the goblin in the coat and the guard. The coat is beginning to open to show many goblins within. The guard looks suspicious and a goblin emerging from the coat is saying "We're just innocent men!"
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just said the phrase to my fiancé: “the butter bean seems to be the bean of the moment” completely unironically, can someone please shoot me, I am truly in my 30s.
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I really wish the Fray Bentos Lord of the Rings dvd commentary that I invented for a bit actually existed. It’s just Sean Bean in a recording studio and as soon as Boromir isn’t on screen anymore, he’s just housing Fray Bentos tinned pies back to back for 8 hours, with a 5 minute reprieve in RotK.
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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Lady Gaga and Baby Googoo
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i think all family vloggers should be sent to the gulag and it should be illegal to monetize social media content with children in it
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/09/2026
when you've been offline for five minutes and your dopamine hits Empty
'Il Boccalone' a stone gargoyle with a scraming human face located on the exterior of the Florence Cathedral (Cattedrale di Santa Maria del Fiore) in Italy
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CallingGestalt @callinggestalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and my fiancé talking about our upcoming wedding/honeymoon where we are also taking a fancy sleeper train 🤣 I’m just here for the trains
WhatsApp conversation between me and my fiancé about our upcoming marriage and honeymoon
Me: I’m excited for the train the most
Me: And the marriage obviously! 
Them: hahahahahahahahhahahaahha
Them: Autism level 10
Them: I’ve screenshotted this 
Them: I hope you know
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themboy insomniac @riotliturgist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is what going places feels like you're autistic and have social anxiety. absolute nightmare lmao
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/09/2026
guy who is REALLY worried about the evolutionary pressures impressed on humans by burgers getting too tall for the average jaw
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
how do i get this out of my head
youtu.be
エアロピクルス|Aeropickles
YouTube video by コメアニメ
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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Sam On The Computer @samalexjohnston.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
In The Shape of Water, when Sally Hawkins is jerking off in the bathroom over the fishman, it's no longer a bathroom. It's her Creature From The Black LaGooncave
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Note to self, short horror film idea; Main character can’t get a good nights sleep to save their life so they turn to a soundscape app for the soothing white noise playlists, but is then plagued by ominous footsteps in the recordings that start to step out of the recordings and into their real life
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s too many sleep soundscapes with ominous footsteps coming towards you. And now I can’t sleep, the man’s coming to get me in the sleep soundscape
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer @sammgreer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Rewatching the Return of the King and god, this scene still gets me so emotional
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 04/09/2026
HOLD UP THEY EXTENDED THE TIME LIMIT ON VIDEO UPLOADS??? BUT THAT MEANS... I CAN FINALLY UPLOAD THE ENTIRETY OF 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐄𝐄'𝐒 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 PLEASE ENJOY "NAME YOUR POISON" FROM "THE RETURN OF CAPTAIN INVINCIBLE" (1983)
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A light brown bunny cuddles in a soft blanket. The overlaid text reads: "It has gotten better before and it will again."
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If nothing else, I think Obsession serves as antidote to the idea that "if this blows up there's going to be plenty to go around." The reality is people in indie film suddenly forget your number as soon as real money is around. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
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‘Obsession’ Producer Files Lawsuit Claiming She Was Cut Out of Profits Despite “Rescuing” Cut
Producers James Harris and Mark Lane are accused by fellow producer Leonora Ann Darby of making compensation promises that they did not keep when the Curry Barker feature became a massive hit.
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southern mouse @peerkartosh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fanart for Mina the Hollower. It shows Mina, a cartoony beige mouse in a red tailcoat, sitting on the windowsill of what appears to be a library. She is wearing reading glasses, holding a book and looking at the viewer proudly. Outside the window are orange and yellow trees, and the drawing was made using warm hues, signaling that it's currently autumn.
Text in the center of the image reads: "get ready for autistic girl autumn".
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 31/08/2026
your age | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A couple YOUNG PEOPLE are talking. MATTIE is in the close foreground.
P1: AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. PEOPLE OLDER THAN US LEFT US SUCH A HORRIBLE MESS.
P2: THE WORLD IS BROKEN! 

PANEL 2: MATTIE wanders over.
MATTIE: SOOO TRUE!  WHAT ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO? THOSE MONSTERS!
P1: WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE *YOUR* AGE, ACTUALLY.

PANEL 3: Close up on MATTIE.
MATTIE: OH.

PANEL 4: MATTIE wandering over to some new people, doing scare quotes with her hands.
MATTIE: "GENERATIONS" ARE SUCH A FAKE CONCEPT WHEN YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. DON'T YOU AGREE
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
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Jean Paul Belmondo smoking a cig saying 

I've had enough. 
I'm tired
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
really into this guy who krumps to various songs while singing said songs a cappella
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Eloping in a couple of weeks and my fiancé has purchased a selfie stick for the big day… we are the worst
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Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ok I admit… this made me laugh out loud
If your girl:
-drinks a lot of water
-causes drama 
-remembers everything 

That’s not your girl, that’s a data center
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
#PSA
a young Werner Herzog saying 

All my films come from pain. That's the source. that's where they come from. not pleasure.
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Jessy’s Film Cafe 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessysfilmcafe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
New to Bluesky and have no idea what I’m supposed to post! Google said to say “I’m new to Bluesky” and give a short introduction about myself. I like films. And coffee.
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