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Chef Kevin @kevinbartelt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hey, dont kill yourself. they finally reached a settlement in that CVS digital privacy case. you can get $5 without even proving you're a member of the class. you are wanted here.

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A super fun episode with Lauren Lapkus. We talk memory, nostalgia, and write a few journal entries for a bizarre person. Check it out! www.patreon.com/letuscook/po...

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A Very Memorable Journal with Lauren Lapkus | Let Us Cook

Lauren Lapkus is one of the coolest, funniest, nicest people I know. I had a really fun chat with her about memory, parenting, and nostalgia

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never heard it pronounced what way?

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watching football and decided to google a guy i remember playing a few years ago. delighted to find out he now produces a youtube series called Pimp My Hunt

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

LA RAMS KICKER: Hey I'm a great big fat guy named Harry Mevis. Is that a problem for anybody? ME: Nope. All good on my end 👍

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Well, we're still suspended. But if you miss the stream, check out our latest YouTube video! www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKjh...

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Name Change Week Returns!

YouTube video by Go Off Kings

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/09/2026

I just looked it up and I guess veterans eat poop? What the hell?

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 26/09/2026

we did a really good Watch This Live Then stream last night, featuring some extremely good instagram blokes/birds and the all time best accidental partridge www.patreon.com/whatsallthis.... sign up at the Full English tier to get this VOD and everything else we make

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Watch This Live Then: September 2026 | What's All This Then

Watch This Live Then: September 2026 by What's All This Then on Patreon. Join What's All This Then's community for exclusive content and updates.

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 26/09/2026

mfw its a Unix system and im a hacker

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

dad reassuring crying child that dog which ran out into the street and got hit by plumbers van has reincarnated and is now wealthy landowner in western RPG type world, using the skills accrued over a lifetime of eating dog food and sleeping to rise up the social ranks of a cutthroat royal court

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magic prerelease. you mean cum ?

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i wish i could see this but my life is SHIT. dont be like me, a LOSER!

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mikanky

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YKS @yourkickstartersucks.com · 25/09/2026

why you sittin all the way across that desk buddy? i got plenty of room over here haha

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Gather the crowd! Shout it aloud! New epi-soud! Of YKS Premium! www.patreon.com/yourkickstar...

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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i dont see the big deal. at my interview i had to buttchug the coffee. (was in a frat at UT)

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Just heard a guy at the bank bragging because his account number is pretty low. The lady was like “well they don’t do them in numerical order”

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i dont like that he moves her head. he should keep his hands to himself.

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Well, written by the same guy, actually! But I think Jurassic World: Rebirth is probably seventh ranked out of seven, for me.

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we had a Cars phase as well. really brutal. my sympathies

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maybe the fact that they've had 6 more bites at the apple since and they all suck to varying degrees actually improves the case??

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merritt @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026

my son is brute forcing jurassic park into my letterboxd top 4. after watching it every day for 3 months, i do kind of think maybe this is just the best movie ever made??

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i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this sentence has a beautiful lilt to it. its a poem

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I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

watching some more mac & cheese review videos tonight. judging by the comments this one should be really good. twitch.tv/gooffkings

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/09/2026

when im in a "dying off screen in jurassic park to the point that you forget im even in the movie" competition and my opponent is samuel l jackson

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 22/09/2026

Just FYI in some places they make the revolving doors big enough where two guys and one of the guys is wearing a really huge backpack can fit into the same section. Now I know that NYC is different. No big deal! Live and learn haha.

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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 21/09/2026

i love that this dweeb streams on YouTube once a week in front of his trophy wall so 60 british guys can tell him he's a wanker

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the eagles century of humiliation continues

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the titans are the worst team in any league. dont embarrass yourselves!

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yeah. it goes both ways...when im trying to put it together! oh god

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Blocked Party @blockedparty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

anyone else kinda coming around on Lauren Boebert now that we know she's bi?

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Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ @kevinbartelt.bsky.social. Joey nearly dies and we dig into it all here. Could we have foreseen this? Will he eventually die in his car? And John gives an algo update www.patreon.com/blockedparty...

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Stefan Hell 7: The Death of a Fast Food Reviewer w/ Chef Kevin | Blocked Party

Chef Kevin (podcaster/streamer) joins us for the first time for another edition of Stefan Hell, where Stefan decides what we cover for an ep

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The VO in the first season of How It’s Made is so quaint. The guy is like, “Who could resist the delicious taste of a cracker? Everyone loves this delectable treat, be they kids, adults, or even sal-teens.” And later they’ll say like, a faucet is a bathroom’s joy.

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i've not heard of that. is it new?

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im sorry...but traffic on the 101...there's nothing to do downtown...no chopped cheese

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id love to catch a fish some day

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yeah but its funnier to put dallas at the bottom

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