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Cait 🦭💚

@jernlov.bsky.social
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(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi! 💚 Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games 🎮 twitch.tv/jernlov 🔗 jernlov.carrd.co

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 9h
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 9h
Okay I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who finds Danni insufferable #GBBO soz
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 10h
If they don’t send the diva who put weeds and nettles in her cake home tonight then we need to proscribe Bake Off.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11h
Combo of exhaustion and wegovy; I've got no real food desires right now. I feel like I've forgotten what meals exist and it's not fair for me to rely on my partner to come up with ideas every night at the moment. Hit me up with some ideas (preferably simple low effort prep involved THANKS)
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this poor model looks so bummed out by this stupid level 1 rpg dress
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have literally seen dudes tailspin because of a super-casual "Pretty rapey/racist/weird/etc., dude." from a friend. Fuck some girl/brown person and their dumb opinions, they don't care about us. But they are 100% not prepared to hear it coming from you.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I know loads of people on the weight loss jabs. I can't wait to see how fat they get again when they stop using them" What a horrible and weird thing to think, let alone say out loud.
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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never Bring an Iced Coffee to the Judgment of Anubis
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Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fun fact: one of the things that made me decide "no, I will get an actual diagnosis", rather than just assuming, was the subtitle of a thread about ADHD on the SomethingAwful forums because it hit so hard it hurt it was along the lines of "if you were lazy, you would be having fun"
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
cursed
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He seems nice.
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
its so funny how this week's mogtome is "go to fucking war" or "play mahjong one time" and most oomfs have chosen to go to fucking war
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I drove on the motorway today :>
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Miracle @miraclebutt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is killing me dude, the vernacular has shifted too far.
Twitter screenshot:
Miracle: "Had the worst possible introduction to them as an SA Goon decades ago, took many years to learn what a good community looked like."
TallGayNerd:
"Wtf is a sexual assault goon?"
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Mark H @neonbubble.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
The way Nigella eats is distracting to me now that I've noticed it. It seems like she overloads the fork every time and she's then making a huge effort to make sure that nothing touches her lips or teeth until the forkful is well inside. It looks weird. #GBBO
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's beautiful 😍
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Radio Paranoia @aftertheboop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
black metal musicians, listen up
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THE DEAN MACHINE #UniversityChallenge
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
!!!!!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Morrisons doesn't give a flying fuck about your order of adjectives
Photo of a bag of frozen sausages.
"18* PORK THICK IRISH RECIPE SAUSAGES" is written on the packaging.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Leopard Seal mentioned on Sunday Brunch!!! 🦭
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Batfeula @batfeula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I made my very first web shrine, a special page for all the Simpsons lover batfeula.neocities.org/stuff/sleeps...
batfeula.neocities.org
The Sleepsons
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This mf Wildcat keeps flying around my flat and making the whole place rumble. It's 10pm GO AWAY
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lmao, nice
electronicalchemist 5d
I'm sorry you live under a rock and still manage to run social media for your business and figure out how to use ai for it but somehow missed any of the discourse surrounding it
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 14/09/2026
[an outgoing text message in an iMessage group chat titled "Tall guys chat"]
"Hey you guys wanna go to a concert and stand in front of the shortest girl there later"
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just did a parallel park so smooth that some taxi driver who witnessed it gave me a thumbs up and a nod of approval. Felt good man.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 12/09/2026
bro he's showing Jeremy Corbyn his meat pic
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just a heads up that I am not going to be streaming for the foreseeable (or if I do it'll be just one-offs). We've got a big move coming up which is going to take up all of my time and energy and I can't give a timeline for when I'll be all set up again. ilu all, thanks for hanging out w/ me <3
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's now the 12th time to please forget!!!!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I remember the next day in school kids were standing their pencil cases up sideways and would fly a plane made from combining a ruler and a pencil into them.
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much like your posting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Went to see Stewart Lee tonight on his Vs the Man-Wulf tour. Great stuff, was not prepared for the Greg Wallace Moon Face jumps scare
Greg Wallace big blue Moon Face
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
god bless bed
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rudy's didn't want our custom so we've had to go to Bundobust for a quick tea. No complaints.
Photo of a pint of lager in a stein with the green Bundobust Brewery logo featuring a Tiger face.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Guys, I can't stress this enough: We had nothing to do with this. Tucker's team cut this up like this. They are 100% serious. These people really are this stupid.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people asking me how this isn't the New InfoWars and guess what maybe it is?
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
British fascists are attacking and doxxing the incredible volunteers of the RNLI. Donate now.
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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The Golden Bolt @thegoldenbolt.com · 08/09/2026
Shit don't matter until they show us HD Richard
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Jeff Simpson @jeffsimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Graphics will never get better than this
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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psychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
link in the hyrule castle courtyard when zelda starts telling him about the usurper ganondorf
incredibly shiny man with caption go ahead i'm glistening
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Signs Omg Reaction
ALT: Signs Omg Reaction
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 08/09/2026
IDK, looks good to me.
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hairless Sonic the hedgehog with human feet
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's a Arjen Anthony Lucassen's Star One kind of day
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not immediately taken by the new Sigh album. Will give it a few listens though cos I've been feeling that way about every album after In Somniphobia (excluding Shiki)
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just stop oil protesters got five years in jail for *planning* to do this to the M25.
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HOPE not hate @hopenothate.org.uk · 05/09/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Patriot Platform, a new far right group launched by Tommy Robinson’s right hand man Daniel Thomas (AKA Danny Tommo) has blockaded the port and several roads in Dover. The masked men are from subgroups of PP, including Sussex, Essex, and South East Patriots Here’s all you need to know.
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Martin Travis @martintravis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wonder if there is any correlation between this group and the type of people who were outraged when Just Stop Oil / Extinction Rebellion blocked roads, performatively driving at them,or dragging them physically and aggressively, whilst filming themselves to show how outraged they were?
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