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Cait 🦭💚

@jernlov.bsky.social
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(੭ ᐕ)੭*⁾⁾ hi! 💚 Big fat autistic bimbo who likes a whole bunch of different things but mostly seals, metal and video games 🎮 twitch.tv/jernlov 🔗 jernlov.carrd.co

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 5h
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 1h
FFXIV keeps crashing my PC so I'm going to try it on the Steam deck so I can get the time limited items. 215 minutes remaining to install.....
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 2h
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Boy's Exaggerated Shocked Pretends
Alt: Boy's Exaggerated Shocked Pretends
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 22h
youtu.be/15ezas4i82o?...
youtu.be
E-Police
YouTube video by Ayreon - Topic
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 22h
Not a cooking video but whenever people bang on about protein I just think of this video bsky.app/profile/ohro...
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Oh wow that sounds really fun! Must take a lot of work and organistion or does it just flow naturally for you? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Do you publish any written Let's Plays anywhere? I always try to when I play Crusader Kings III but I don't have much confidence in my ability to write things in an interesting way (I also unfortunately get bored very quickly, thnx ADHD)
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
I bet you eat eggs on all fours.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I am so jealous of people who are able to take inspiration from their Rimworld games to create interesting stuff! I love the Rimworld Subreddit mostly for all the cool art on there :D
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Yer da doesn't know poached eggs can have different textures
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
I spent today playing Rimworld I've got seals now though!!!!
Screenshot from the game Rimworld. A Yttakin with brown fur is attempting to tame a wild Seal on the beach. The speech bubble says " Yakottya sang an old lullaby to the seal". There is another seal on the beach below them and two more seals in the water to the right.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Lmao he told me to block him because he can't comprehend how using different techniques to poach an egg would change the texture. I'm dying.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Okay you've gotta be some sort of bot because no one is that dense lmao
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
I didn't say it wouldn't. You were arguing with that person that cooking the egg differently wouldn't change the taste and so it doesn't matter. It does matter though because of the other factors I listed; texture being the most obvious one here.
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you know you only need a small brain to make silly little drawings?
4 panel comic:
Panel 1: pink blob guy on a table, pencil in their hands. Grey circle on a piece of paper and a glass of water on the table. They say “look here”
Panel 2: Proudly, they hold up the drawing of a grey blobby character on two stick legs up in the air. The pink blob says “I drew this!”
Panel 3: Satisfied they sit back down on the table. They now go “it’s not much, but..” The grey drawing looks a bit peeved because the drawer is calling it “not much”
Panel 4: But it’s okay, because now the pink blob is very pleased finally. He says “it came from my brain!” Holding the pencil up. The grey drawing blob is happy again, too. End well, all well!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Texture, fragrance, nutritional value, energy.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 23h
Lol this mf doesn't know how food works
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone is so fucking boring.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please guys I have so much to do I need to not turn on my PC I need to not play Rimworld the second I get home from work I MUST DO PRODUCTIVE THING AAAAAAAA
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Only Connect is so fucking smug
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matte jones @pillowfort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
without any doubt:
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Donald Trump tweeting "USA STRONG!" and someone quoting "Jar Jar Binks after seeing you bench press 250lbs"
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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that Limmy?
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ffs Wegovy has given me a Hank Hill arse.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally me
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Michael Ostrogorsky Ph.D. 📸 @michaelostrogorsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Harbor Seal snagging a King Salmon, Seattle's Ballard Locks:
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I post in the CSPAM general chat thread and the UK thread sometimes and they've mostly been cool with me despite me being a GBS mod. I don't have anything to contribute to the legit politics threads
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Prominent poster in CSPAM was hit with a permaban and a lot of people are not happy with it and then others are finding it funny and it's absolute chaos and I'm struggling to keep up lol
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thank youuuuu! 🥳
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I have no real stance on it tbf. I feel bad for the guy but from what I understand he had fair warning directly from Jeff a while ago for this stuff. Perma felt a tad bit harsh but I understand why it was ran. I'm trying to catch up on everything tho
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guys there are FOUR active threads in SAD right now hell yeah
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the drama on the forums is the perfect birthday gift. Thank you so much goons! ❤️
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
:eyepop:
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank youuuuu!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
MY BOYFRIEND MADE ME A BIRTHDAY CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SEAL I CANT COPE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠`⁠)
A cake that looks like a Seal face.
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Darling the Litwick @darlingthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Deadlock #Ratlock
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
GOD BLESS THAT SEAL ROCKS THANK YOU
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milkbean @milkbean.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
slooooowpoke 🌴 sometimes one requires just a cute little pink sleepy cutie on an island! 🏝️
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh boy here we go
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THANK YOU SPLENDID YOU'RE THE BESTEST
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YAY LOOK AT THIS CUTE SEAL 😍
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank youuuuu! This is FATE 🦭
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Alice @auroraborealices.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m trying my absolute fucking hardest to learn how to draw seals. For a family commitment. It is going really dubiously.
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's a sign!!! Also go look at those cute as heck seals she's drawn!!
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Cait 🦭💚 @jernlov.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg!!!
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