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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There are a lot of individual moments I love in @themountaingoats.bsky.social music in general and the Peter Balkan Album in particular, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT do I love the "first thing you learn" reprise that closes Broken to Begin With. 010
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every week we all hear about some new asshole, and I'm so tired of having to learn their names. 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I don't know if there's ever been a movie my family wanted to watch less than Hundreds of Beavers. 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Hey Google how do I clean stew off of suede slippers? 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Around my city, I've seen two or three billboards for Tim Pool's podcast. I wish I knew the marketing metrics on this...who is driving by thinking "I want to hear this sour-faced mope and his takes on 'News Politics Culture'"? 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 09/03/2025One thing I don't like about BlueSky is that I can't get real blazed in my backyard and open the app to yell at whoever owns Kellogg that the quality of Pop Tarts has gone down the fuck hill. 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 05/02/2025In the waiting room at a Dr office, and Hanging by a Moment is on repeat. Three times through and counting. 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Just GMed a game of L5R that I think went really well. It wasn't perfect by any means but five or six sessions into my GM-ing career and I think we had a good mix of action, threats, and reasonable quick calls on rules. 120
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Watching streams of a 35-year old WW2 submarine game and shouting at how bad the streamers are at it. 010
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 25/05/2024One thing I think is hilarious about that Trump move is that Dan Snyder invested in it, and now he's mad about it. He is the billionaire dumb enough to think it was going to be a flattering portrait. Now he's worried he won't get the cabinet seat or whatever he trying to kiss ass to get. 110
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 24/10/2023@johnmoe.bsky.social I have some tinnitus, so I usually sleep with as many loud fans and noise makers going as possible. I like Sleeping With Celebrities, but it is too quiet for my background noise. Can you do an episode where both you and the celebrity shout the whole time? 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 24/09/2023There is a little old lady at this grocery store wearing a Fight Club tshirt 000
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 16/09/2023With deep shame I announce that I'm renaming my band 'The Boebert Situation.' 010
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jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 26/08/2023At a Giants game, someone behind me shouted that the batter "pays for a blue checkmark, he's a BUM!" 042
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