jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I am looking forward to tonight, when I'm making a rice bowl dinner with egg, avocado, pickled red onion, and maybe a tin of Portuguese sardines. Maybe watch some baseball on TV while eating. This rocks and is fun. 000
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialheadless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 20/08/2026teach a man to fuck a fish, now you got mermen 2572396
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Start an Anger Journal. Use different colors to categorize those who have done you wrong. 000
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialBen Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming... 9445821721
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"I saw right through your scheme, Count Von Dripp, when I saw that your drums were not period-appropriate." 050
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Ah, I thought I saw you here a couple of times. Hope you have a good time! 110
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If those faces showed up on my YouTube feed, I would spend the next 10 minutes angrily cursing and yelling about the damned algorithm. 0150
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news" 11184051220
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialCabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026new metaphor just dropped 1136285098730
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I would like to see Stepbrothers 2: Stepfathers. 082
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 12/06/2026There are a lot of individual moments I love in @themountaingoats.bsky.social music in general and the Peter Balkan Album in particular, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT do I love the "first thing you learn" reprise that closes Broken to Begin With. 010
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 09/06/2026They shot down one of our Apache Helicopters? Are they trying to start a war or something? 100
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Beautiful and accurate. "...captures a specific indignity of having a job. You can spend 37 years in your field, building a résumé and level of expertise that rivals anyone else's in the industry, and then one day you can get shitcanned by some unqualified idiot..." 040
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialMaggie Serota @maggieserota.bsky.social · 31/05/2026If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot. 125136942065
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Do they have a punch card? Maybe you can get this daughter in for free! 010
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialPat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Just heard a radio DJ use the phrase “I’m just doing my job” while introing the new drake 123697873
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 13/05/2026In 1995 I persisted through terrible efforts to add that font to my family's computer, after which I think I used it to print maybe three signs before never touching it again. Still, I'm always pumped to see it! 020
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 08/05/2026If I ever got an email like this, I would probably just change my name to Knobler. 000
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialUltima @ultimashadow.bsky.social · 04/05/2026IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 7194103614
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every week we all hear about some new asshole, and I'm so tired of having to learn their names. 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Met Clancy Brown at a Dodgers game while on a Cali trip with my dad and oldest son last year. The meet was funny in a way that doesn't translate well to a character limit, but he was absolutely lovely. Also he's one of the handful of living actors my dad would get excited to meet. 121
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 21/02/2026John I believe it is Ghost BUSTERS, and the actress' name is Sigourney, not "Sigarooni". 020
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I've been told that you've been bold with Arcee, Grimlock, and Brawn 060
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 12/02/2026He used to post MTG a lot. He might still be doing it, for all we know. 020
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Later in the game, when the difficulty spiked, I looked online for answers and learned I was supposed to give those departing characters those abilities, and in doing so get even stronger abilities in return. Ruined my playthrough, and I was mad they added such a weird mechanic to a favorite game. 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 02/02/2026It's been years, but if I remember a big mechanic was giving characters special abilities. I had loved classic FFIV, so I didn't want to waste those abilities on characters that died or left the party in the story. (1/2) 100
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I once found an order ticket inside a burrito I bought from Independence Blvd and Bonnie Road. Inside the burrito. Within the tortilla. That location is still open. 021
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/01/2026The best McDonalds breakfast burrito I've ever had was consistently made at the McDonalds in the Lynnhaven Mall at Virginia Beach. Everything about it was perfect, every time. It was a mall, though, so breakfast was only served for about 30 minutes. That location is now closed. 120
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/01/2026media.tenor.comtwo men standing in front of a control doorAlt: Harris and Brett from Parks and Rec 010
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I don't know if there's ever been a movie my family wanted to watch less than Hundreds of Beavers. 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 31/12/2025I need to put on my oven mitts before handling this take 020
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialKai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Never do I feel more like I’m back in 5th grade failing art class than when I wrap Christmas presents 67102925
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialDC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Ticketmaster emails are how I find out an artist I don’t like is playing a place I don’t live 1176150
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Thanks for the heads up that Goose The Dog's album isn't any good. I really liked the single, but I'll wait until I can get it through BMG. 000
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Hey Google how do I clean stew off of suede slippers? 000
Reposted by @jerkeye.bsky.socialthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/11/2025did you know the Mountain Goats have a new album out today and you can buy it or stream it and dance to it in your living room or while driving or on the subway and it's a whole vibe? well now you know that 30tgrs.ffm.to/ttfafpb30tgrs.ffm.toThe Mountain Goats - Through This Fire Across from Peter BalkanChoose your preferred music service 561113260
jerkeye.bsky.social @jerkeye.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Same. I'm stuck contacting my apathetic State Rep to say "Please don't disenfranchise me further." 010
