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Jeremy Grossman

@jerbaron.bsky.social
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Rhetoric PhD + digital marketing agency owner. Teaching @ UMD and JHU. Also board game design. www.social-intellect.com 📍DC

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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 13h
braves-dodgers is a good reminder that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" is a flawed concept i can have two enemies
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 14h
What's funny is that he's completely right about fantasy football, it's just that its sociality is not fun when you're a miserable wretch. On its own it's a huge waste of time that can only ever make you mad at your father in law on Sundays
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 20h
People won't voluntarily give up their Kid-Crusher 5000s unless we make driving them considerably more costly and inconvenient, which is precisely what we should do.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one was tough. I guess I like sophomore albums.
"My9Albums" spread in order:
1. Pearl Jam - Live on Two Legs
2. Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick
3. Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt 2: Scenes from a Memory 
4. Pearl Jam - Vs.
5. Tool - Ænima
6. Yes - Close to the Edge
7. Down II - A Bustle in you Hedgerow 
8. Godsmack - Awake
9. The Refreshments - Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Browns won 27-24 against the Steelers, Google "Deshaun Watson 27" to learn how they did it.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
While it sucks that we're ruled by a guy spiraling into both AI dementia and regular dementia, it rules that there's a new way of making fun of people for being enamored by the computer that tells them nice things
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DC Attorney General Brian Schwalb @dcattorneygeneral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: Amazon will refund thousands of Prime members in Wards 7 and 8 for secretly excluding them from full delivery services. The exclusions have now been lifted, and Amazon will also be required to change its practices. No corporation is too big to be held accountable for deceiving DC residents.
Satellite map of the District of Columbia showing excluded zip codes 20020 and 20019.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 30/09/2026
Getting mad at Joyce Cato Oates for being a snob after cheering all her epic burns is a different form of being a member of the Leopards Eating Faces party. You can’t contain that heat, you can only hope to avoid its gaze.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
president trump has fallen over and shaken himself to pieces like one of those humanoid robots
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We've had the ability to watch, say, Counterstrike marathons, Street Fighter tournaments, or chess matches between computers since the 90s. Spectacles which, by their very definition, would be at a "higher standard" than human play. And nobody wants it. It's entirely meaningless. It has no appeal.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checking in on threads
Text: I kissed my CEO after midnight, and the next morning he called an emergency board meeting. I thought I was getting fired. Instead, he walked into the conference room and said: “Before we start, there’s something everyone needs to know.” My heart stopped. He looked directly at me. “She’s resigning.” I nearly choked. After the meeting, I cornered him. “You said you wanted this private.” “I do.” “Then why are you forcing me to resign?” He closed the door. “Because the board found out.” Silence.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“transplant” discourse is great because you get to see how easily people can swaddle their insular, reactionary beliefs with left-coded language
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Converse thing is Threads content. I’m sorry but if you get sucked into it you are becoming a Threads person
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Cirque @cirquegame.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've never seen this panorama at Dulles before. It's a carnival that's been constructed right outside Union Station in DC, 1917. If I didn't have a flight to catch I could stand here and look at the details for an hour.
A panoramic photograph of a carnival set up outside Union station in Washington, DC. You can see sideshow booths, ferris wheels, carnival games, and Union Station peeking up in the background
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ok I've seen enough. The ai guys are in a millenarian apocalyptic cult. They convinced themselves they were too smart for religion and then looped right around into creating a machine god. No more to it than that.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is clearly tempeh. All of it. The bun, the lettuce, all tempeh
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This relationship must be linear, I reject this and encourage civil disobedience when it comes to the sauce policy
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
little wrinkly mercury. little pathetic sniveling mercury. tiny little pissy baby wet the bed and cry about it mercury.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"the overton window didn't even include this discussion until recently" yeah that's how it fuckin works
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i think if i ever run for office i will use my once-in-lifetime “political savvy” to observe the fact my opponents are demented nazi pedophiles
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've been playtesting my new board game's solo mode a lot lately, and the bot keeps beating me. I have no choice but to conclude that this game mode will hasten the downfall of civilization, unfortunately.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is a guy who not only eats a pound of candy a day, but orders the candy daily rather than just having a lot of it in his house. Really an all time dumb guy the more you know about him.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't think this is the argument. CEOs demanding the children's book equivalent of a written report is upstream of this being "the work," so I don't actually care what replaces it. There are so many more pertinent objections to the tech.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Going to invent a replacement for avalanche dogs, but they're giant cyborg spiders, which everyone will love and want to be around.
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Capital Weather @capitalweather.com · 04/09/2026
Reagan National gusted to 64 mph
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This has been both immensely stressful and one of the most touching and validating things I've done. Thanks to all the backers and the barkers 🙏
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Cirque @cirquegame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We're now at $22.2k -- can we push it even farther in the last 24 hours? Unlock the next stretch goal even??
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Cirque @cirquegame.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fantastic news -- we hit $20k with a few days to go!! Did you forget to pledge? 🎪🎪🎪 gamefound.com/projects/lit...
Screenshot of gamefound page for Cirque showing a total of $20,029 funded.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
among many other things I would like to see dems campaigning on, it should be made clear to companies that profit from deals like this that any public lands or resources given to them by trump will be immediately nationalized with appropriate punitive fines
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you've spent any amount of time on urbanist twitter you've definitely seen the bike helmet argument. It's one of those that has a clear logical thread but is so logically tortured to the average person that it's usually not worth making. Just argue for the infrastructure.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think we should have laws instead of this
Text: bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026
first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/08/2026
Getting run off a social media site for rushing to the defense of a beady eyed little antebellum race scientist is a rare case of society working as intended
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
she does actually kinda nail it: when a chance to claim intellectual superiority falls into the enclosure of lazy hacks who believe they're very smart but KNOW they're not, it gets chewed and throttled and flung into the air until nothing is left because they'll never get closer to hunting real prey
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
now this is an almighty ratio, you don't see them quite like this anymore
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I know there are transit people who follow me, and clicking this link is a test of your loyalty.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also, I'm posting spotlights and other historical treatments here throughout the month that detail my treatment of the topic. The circus has a complicated history and I wanted all of that to be reflected in the game design.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And all this aside, when was the last time you witnessed a driver exhibiting bad behavior? 5 minutes ago? 10?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 26/07/2026
Sometimes I think it’s too reductive to say that a car is a uniquely deranging object to own, but then I see people who claim left politics compare the people trying to turn a carpark into a children’s home to Netanyahu and I think “no, the car has made you crazy”
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One thing I knew in the abstract but am really not enjoying is that no matter how careful you are when you make something, very loud and aggressive people will absolutely scream at you without engaging. (Not here, with the board game.)
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gambling apps partnering with news organizations are the natural endpoint of horserace journalism. What’s the point of a horserace if you can’t bet on it
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please don’t write in the newspaper 700 years from now that I got absolutely smoked.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
On top of the normal reasons this is stupid, a heat map would actually show density
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Hijacked" certainly is a choice
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
What's wrong babe you've barely driven your Subaru Troutback
A Subaru Outback painted like a trout
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The Cirque crowdfund just cracked $9k -- we're almost to the goal, and with more than a month left! If you like board games, labor, and the circus, you should consider pledging 🎪🎪 bsky.app/profile/cirq...
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