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Jeremy Grossman

@jerbaron.bsky.social
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Rhetoric PhD + digital marketing agency owner. Teaching @ UMD and JHU. Also board game design. www.social-intellect.com 📍DC

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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one was tough. I guess I like sophomore albums.
"My9Albums" spread in order:
1. Pearl Jam - Live on Two Legs
2. Jethro Tull - Thick as a Brick
3. Dream Theater - Metropolis Pt 2: Scenes from a Memory 
4. Pearl Jam - Vs.
5. Tool - Ænima
6. Yes - Close to the Edge
7. Down II - A Bustle in you Hedgerow 
8. Godsmack - Awake
9. The Refreshments - Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big & Buzzy
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Checking in on threads
Text: I kissed my CEO after midnight, and the next morning he called an emergency board meeting. I thought I was getting fired. Instead, he walked into the conference room and said: “Before we start, there’s something everyone needs to know.” My heart stopped. He looked directly at me. “She’s resigning.” I nearly choked. After the meeting, I cornered him. “You said you wanted this private.” “I do.” “Then why are you forcing me to resign?” He closed the door. “Because the board found out.” Silence.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Jim Downey "epstein the financier?" meme screenshot
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think we should have laws instead of this
Text: bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This stuff always reminds me how in popular imagination flying cars just leads to traffic in the sky
Screenshot of overwatch map midtown with traffic jams off flying cars in the skyClose-up of previous image
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That's just not true
A hotel package of cotton pads that says "cotton with a conscience." With apologies to new materialists, a processed cotton ball may be said to have some sort of agentic quality in a theoretical sense, but almost certainly lacks a conscience in its traditional figuration.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Reminder that this was just the straightforward tariff shakedown www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
Villagers whose farms in Vietnam will be bulldozed to make way for a $1.5bn golf resort backed by the Trump family have reportedly been offered rice provisions and cash compensation of as little as $12 for a square metre of land by state authorities.

Thousands of villagers will be offered compensation based on land size and location, according to a report by Reuters. The agency spoke to elderly farmers who said they feared they would struggle to find a stable livelihood.

The sprawling golf resort, the first project by the Trump Organization in Vietnam, broke ground as the country scrambled to reach a crucial trade deal with the US.

Vietnam, which is heavily dependent on exports, was facing the threat of a 46% tariff in April, which has since been reduced to 20% for many goods.

Vietnam’s prime minister said the project played an important role in deepening the country’s relationship with the US and that villagers would be reimbursed. Pham Minh Chinh added that he hoped the development would create jobs and improve livelihoods.

The project will include a 54-hole VIP golf course, luxury resorts, high-end villas and a modern urban complex, according to state media. Reactions among local people have been mixed, with many farmers suggesting the compensation rates are too low.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chongqing is nuts
High view of Chongqing, China at night. Lots of skyscrapers along a river, all lit by bright lights.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A view of the tea fields from the boardwalk built through them in Baitang, Guangdong, ChinaAn old woman brewing and serving tea that she has personally harvested.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In which we visit a small farmer-run tea collective in Baitang and purchase tea from the woman who harvested it.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
It's hard to communicate the vastness of the cityscape in the average tier 1 Chinese city
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Mom finally set her retirement date for later this year and I think she might have been celebrating last night
Texts with absolute gibberish and several images that say "I'm not going anywhere" and "how did it go?"
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Actually, there's one rule: the fingers always have to be fucked up
it's a stupid ai goblin thing with three fingers on one hand and four fingers on the other
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I hate cars so much.
Nighttime; crashed car sits on a sidewalk after having hit a tree in a residential neighborhood in Washington DC The same car being towed away in the morning
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Box art is also revealed in the newsletter! I almost forgot!
Box art mock-up for the board game Cirque
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Do not talk to me about such things
Text of an email that reads: The new Nano Banana Pro is now in Google Ads.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They always hate bath time
Electrical extension cord getting its sudsy bath in the sink
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Mhmm
Cat
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If only leftists were as enthusiastic about Cirque, the circus-themed board game I'm making, as they are about universal healthcare 🙄
Prototype cards for the board game Cirque, featuring the card "Shell Game" on topSample Cirque card: BisonSample Cirque card: Clown actPrototype playtesting sessions of Cirque.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Woke 2 is gonna be so good
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
First trip on the new/old yellow line to/from Greenbelt
Wayfinder board at the College Park metro station
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Not bad given that I mostly ride my own bike and metroed for awhile after the car hit me
Capital Bikeshare recap. 108 rides, 317 miles, 26 hours
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This is who runs this account
Me as baby, looking into mirror
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
And 2. If you have to to soften the lede, which is that this is a bunch of right wingers, which "many" have known since day 1, then the whole premise is doodoo.
The list leaned right, to be sure. Loury, who is Black, zealously opposes affirmative action. Mamet had called Trump "the best president since Abraham Lincoln." Hock served as chairwoman of an organization called Texas GOP 2020 Victory. Several of the academics had experienced backlash for taking conservative positions. These included Dorian Abbot, a geophysicist who'd had a planned lecture at MIT on extraterrestrial life canceled over his views on DEI; Peter Boghossian, who'd resigned from Portland State University in part because of the institution's response to his sending hoax articles to academic journals; and University of Sussex professor Kathleen Stock, who'd faced protests over her allegedly transphobic views, which she disputed.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I'm not going to do a whole critique of the article but I will say that: 1. It changes the whole sympathy structure of the story to say "many contend" instead of "UATX people contend"
Text: The harshness of Lonsdale's diatribe would have been out of place on any college campus, but was particularly so at UATX, which had framed itself as a bulwark against the cancel culture that many contend has become common in the American academy. UATX's image had never been entirely nonpartisan, but Lonsdale's message signaled a decisive, rightward turn.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
We're coming down but it's a slow journey
Cat on orange couchCat on orange couch
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
We just had dental surgery and we are the highest anyone has ever been
Cat on the floor looking up with huge pupils, the kind that would indicate a major drug event.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
"I;m thinking about thos beans" meme but it say "I;m thinking about thos dawgs"
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Since we're sharing our creative projects from the year, I should report that @cirquegame.bsky.social is closing in on finished. Worked a lot on the rulebook today. This project has been sustaining in a way that nothing ever has been before.
Cirque card #84: Animal Act, a clown. The very real cat, Dr Frankenstein, makes a cameo here.Cirque card #53: BisonA page from the Cirque rulebook breaking down card architecture.A picture of a game of Cirque in-progress.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
lmao
Reddit post reading: Something I love about this UGA team is the “never leave a man behind” mentality. Even a year later, they’re still trying to drag Carson Beck into the playoffs.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I don't think we need "but" in this thought. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/29/n...
NYT text: Police officers soon arrived on the scene, arresting a handful of protesters and placing metal barricades between the agents and the group outside. But the presence of local law enforcement did little to ease tensions.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Many boomer dads are saying it
Text that reads: "cannot believe that those fuckers caved. Dems suck."
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Image from an old news story about a man who said that his driveway was vandalized with spray paint saying "Blacks Rule." He turned out to have done it himself.
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I have been designing a board game about the circus, and Darth, it has many very good animals bsky.app/profile/cirq...
Board game card: LionBoard game card: Washington TrapezeBoard game card: CamelBoard game card: Baby Dragon Fossil
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
When you showhorn AI on top of unimpeachable tools like this, your life can only get better
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
they did the tweet lmao
tweet caption: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
they did the tweet lmao
Tweet caption: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are we a bunch of ASIANS?!?!???
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Goddamn it
Positive covid test
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Tomatoes are just about reaching the "can't eat this many every day" volume
Gardened eggplant, tomatoes, hot peppers, and zinnia flowers
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Bird feeder thief spotted
A squirrel on a railing with a sunflower in the foreground
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Happy Mass Sublimation Day in the nation's capital
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Another fantastic playtest with some very smart people at Game Kastle in College Park 🎪
Picture of a board game test session
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
First public playtest was so much fun. Got some excellent feedback from some very nice and smart players. Headed to College Park this weekend for the same 🎪
Tabletop game being played
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
First official (public) playtest today 🎪 We've played a bunch at home, but have shared the game with very few people. I am very happy with the status of the prototype. Let's see what the status of the game itself is.
Prototype of a board gamePrototype of a board gamePrototype of a board game
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Urban garden update 🌱
Full view of raised bedsTomato plant with small green tomatoSerrano peppers on the plantSmall eggplant on the plant
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I like this one
Bus route from Union Station to Georgetown in DC
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Memorable ride today
Strava route map with the title: I ran into Dave Grohl on the Natl Mall, no like I actually ran into Dave Grohl on the Natl Mall
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
It took 14 months but I got the Appalachian trail Garmin badge. I love these lil badges, I want them all
Garmin badge, Appalachian trail, 3500k
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
i'm sorry what?
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Jeremy Grossman @jerbaron.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Excited to report it is now azalea time
azaleaazaleaazaleaazalea
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