jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I liked Digger. I don’t like saying Digger out loud. 000
Reposted by jenny fatsoKate Tbd @katexas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Movie this morning is Last Holiday (2006) with Queen Latifah 3141
Reposted by jenny fatsosome kind of Ys guy @meldric.cc · 07/10/2026I am so sorry. They have played this the last two times I was at Jury Duty and I cannot believe how fucking awful it is. It is mean spirited and hateful and just enraging, god. and it presents itself as a baseball movie!!! 231
Reposted by jenny fatsowwwdotdogsdotcom @wwwdotdogsdotcom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026we gotta get Wes Moore the fuck outta office yall. this man is a snake oil salesman, selling charisma in exchange for not keeping his own promises 082
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Absolute loser LinkedIn shit for two reasons: 1. people who don’t love the movies, don’t love breath and 2. where ya been, pal? nice, timely take here 011
Reposted by jenny fatsoNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026We need a Gene Steratore of the Left. 644247
Reposted by jenny fatsoMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Year six of Derrick Henry carrying my dynasty team on his back. It’s been an honor and a privilege, king. 15114225
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I live in a bougie Baltimore neighborhood and the HOA has been recently making digital event flyers with AI. As if they can’t get a beautiful photo of the park it’s promoting to use? But lol HOA board uses AI art? Color me shocked Losers forever!! Get fucked, dorks! 120
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Family friend/godfather just screamed “MOTHERFUCKER” at the visiting pitcher after hitting a Baysox batter four rows back. Context to add: it’s fireworks night and 60% of attendees are under 8. Highlight of the night 010
Reposted by jenny fatsoSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm perfectly happy to be automated out of a job. Jobs suck shit. It's the part where I also lose my living that's worrisome. 101003107
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Nothing worse than a white guy (wangsta flavor) at the drive thru window. You are NOT getting your dipping sauce with angry Marshall Mathers throwing a temper tantrum about some bullshit 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Maybe the silliest O’s story of the year, courtesy of my brother and his friend and of course Andy K. from The Banner: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...thebanner.comHow a phone game brought together a minor league pitcher and these Orioles fansBefore he became a member of the Orioles organization, Brock Moore met some fans through the online phone game “Clash of Clans.” 111
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026There’s kindling everywhere 🔥🔥(revolutionarily speaking) 010
Reposted by jenny fatsoendora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i would like to thank @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social and @pablo.show for this image 527227
Reposted by jenny fatsomlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Baltimore Orioles may never win again! 0255
Reposted by jenny fatsoMike Axisa @mikeaxisa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Tanking/rebuilding that hard, drafting Rutschman with the No. 1 pick, then trading him away seven years later without winning a postseason game is r o u g h. 15311
Reposted by jenny fatsoMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country. 2206548808
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Fantasy Football league just refreshed and I logged in to find the artifact of my winning last year. I honestly had fully forgotten! What a pep in my step! 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Blacked out last night and really lezzed out based on my shopping confirmation emails (blackout meaning cold medications) 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Three weather advisories at the same time—air, heat, and flood. Chat, is this good? 110
Reposted by jenny fatsowill buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 15/07/2026sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume. 8929104
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Billy Ticket (and his legal name was Billy. Not William. Not Will. Not Bill.) 220
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Officially getting princess treatment at my local royal farms 💅 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026O’s announcer: this Cubs reliever is one of the worst in the league, just ass, complete dookie shit. Brought up from triple A after bullpen all died at the same time. O’s announcer: …and he strikes out the side 0131
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Okay these sonic boom fireworks need to fucking stop. It’s after 1am, dawg. 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I, for one, love that my baseball team can’t hit, can’t pitch after the fifth, and can’t field 🧡🖤 Elias is the best GM in baseball history! 🔥🔥🔥 010
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Baltimore O’s wearing city connects so no rainbow on hats for pride night? Gotta imagine PR didn’t want to deal with our bullshit players (akin, for one) being brats. But they are all okay with pink for moms, baby blue for dads, camo for military…sad, soft men. 030
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just looked up the O’s box score from today and batters 1-5 were no hit🥴 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/06/2026A random face from high school popped up in my head, had to look him up. Woah this man turned out just like I thought—a closeted father of two who love jesus, money, and tpusa. Going to high school on the eastern shore of MD is really a trip. Can’t wait to see him run for office in the future 🙄✝️ 010
Reposted by jenny fatsoAbsolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Watching everything be better without you from Albania: 345533865
Reposted by jenny fatso🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Whoa Adam silver just gave Charles Oakley an enormous blade and gave him permission to execute James Dolan right there in the middle of the stadium 110418
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/06/202624 hours in New York and this is too on the nose 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵 010
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 04/06/202615 hour kitchen day, still got it at my old age (achy back and feet and ankles and shoulders and 000
Reposted by jenny fatsoCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Important to remember that every "Famous Person Uses AI" story isn't so much about how awesome the tech is but that they're trying to convince you all this shit is worth it. That's the bottom line. 521135
Reposted by jenny fatsoWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride 🌈 3452541642
Reposted by jenny fatsoBrian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes 5793013867
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/05/2026In jury duty for the millionth time and Dreamgirls is the third movie today. Eddie Murphy singing is DONKEY, sorry! I don’t buy it. We have Jamie Foxx right there and have to listen to DONKEH sing this much??? 100
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/05/2026#wnba people—do the Shakira Austin red hair dye stains on the collar of her white jersey crack you up too? 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Just checking in to make sure nyc still exists after the clinch 010
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Alright a real cow couldn’t have hit a 440ft 3-run walk off BOMB…unless… 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I’m doing drag for the first time in my life in a week. Any guesses based on these purchases? Hint is that I’m fat and doing a fat boy. 000
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Saw a commercial last night for whipped toothpaste and I can’t stop thinking about it!! Very “it’s too spicy” about minty toothpaste, but from adults. 010
Reposted by jenny fatsomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :) 1475712314
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/05/2026He’s now up to a whopping 7 RBI. Maybe a cow couldn’t do that, but who’s to say?? 🤔🐮 110
jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Had a blast on my first @fullstorybaltimore.tours by @actualkatherine.bsky.social exploring neighborhoods I’m always in through the lens of Black Reconstruction! What a lovely way to spend a Sunday afternoon! 162