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jenny fatso

@jennyfatso.bsky.social
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no one important, but come to my shows! queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I liked Digger. I don’t like saying Digger out loud.
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Kate Tbd @katexas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Movie this morning is Last Holiday (2006) with Queen Latifah
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some kind of Ys guy @meldric.cc · 07/10/2026
I am so sorry. They have played this the last two times I was at Jury Duty and I cannot believe how fucking awful it is. It is mean spirited and hateful and just enraging, god. and it presents itself as a baseball movie!!!
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wwwdotdogsdotcom @wwwdotdogsdotcom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we gotta get Wes Moore the fuck outta office yall. this man is a snake oil salesman, selling charisma in exchange for not keeping his own promises
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolute loser LinkedIn shit for two reasons: 1. people who don’t love the movies, don’t love breath and 2. where ya been, pal? nice, timely take here
A LinkedIn post from a man with the title of “Director of Customer Care” about hating to go to the movie theaters because it’s expensive and strangers are weird. He ends it with “Are we witnessing the slow death spiral of the movie theater experience?”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Year six of Derrick Henry carrying my dynasty team on his back. It’s been an honor and a privilege, king.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I live in a bougie Baltimore neighborhood and the HOA has been recently making digital event flyers with AI. As if they can’t get a beautiful photo of the park it’s promoting to use? But lol HOA board uses AI art? Color me shocked 🫩 Losers forever!! Get fucked, dorks!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Family friend/godfather just screamed “MOTHERFUCKER” at the visiting pitcher after hitting a Baysox batter four rows back. Context to add: it’s fireworks night and 60% of attendees are under 8. Highlight of the night
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm perfectly happy to be automated out of a job. Jobs suck shit. It's the part where I also lose my living that's worrisome.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing worse than a white guy (wangsta flavor) at the drive thru window. You are NOT getting your dipping sauce with angry Marshall Mathers throwing a temper tantrum about some bullshit
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe the silliest O’s story of the year, courtesy of my brother and his friend and of course Andy K. from The Banner: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
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How a phone game brought together a minor league pitcher and these Orioles fans
Before he became a member of the Orioles organization, Brock Moore met some fans through the online phone game “Clash of Clans.”
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There’s kindling everywhere 🔥🔥(revolutionarily speaking)
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i would like to thank @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social and @pablo.show for this image
katie nolan, wide eyes, on pablo finds out, making an ooo face while speaking

"i think boobs are..." [off camera]
kn: we're all into boobs!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Baltimore Orioles may never win again!
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Mike Axisa @mikeaxisa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tanking/rebuilding that hard, drafting Rutschman with the No. 1 pick, then trading him away seven years later without winning a postseason game is r o u g h.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fantasy Football league just refreshed and I logged in to find the artifact of my winning last year. I honestly had fully forgotten! What a pep in my step!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
…4 errors?
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Blacked out last night and really lezzed out based on my shopping confirmation emails (blackout meaning cold medications)
Screenshot of an inbox with three email confirmation of purchases. One from Birkenstock, one from HOKA, and one from tomboyx.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Three weather advisories at the same time—air, heat, and flood. Chat, is this good?
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Billy Ticket (and his legal name was Billy. Not William. Not Will. Not Bill.)
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Officially getting princess treatment at my local royal farms 💅
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April Hunt @aprilhunt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
💀💀💀
WNBA players with scrunched up confused faces with a Tweet that reads, “26.5 million Americans don’t have healthcare and Congress is asking the WNBA to stop playing defense on Caitlin Clark.”
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
O’s announcer: this Cubs reliever is one of the worst in the league, just ass, complete dookie shit. Brought up from triple A after bullpen all died at the same time. O’s announcer: …and he strikes out the side
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay these sonic boom fireworks need to fucking stop. It’s after 1am, dawg.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I, for one, love that my baseball team can’t hit, can’t pitch after the fifth, and can’t field 🧡🖤 Elias is the best GM in baseball history! 🔥🔥🔥
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Baltimore O’s wearing city connects so no rainbow on hats for pride night? Gotta imagine PR didn’t want to deal with our bullshit players (akin, for one) being brats. But they are all okay with pink for moms, baby blue for dads, camo for military…sad, soft men.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This is how improv comedy was started
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just looked up the O’s box score from today and batters 1-5 were no hit🥴
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A random face from high school popped up in my head, had to look him up. Woah this man turned out just like I thought—a closeted father of two who love jesus, money, and tpusa. Going to high school on the eastern shore of MD is really a trip. Can’t wait to see him run for office in the future 🙄✝️
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Absolute Fareed @fareedblackman.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Watching everything be better without you from Albania:
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🕳⚰️💨 @hedlikeahole.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Whoa Adam silver just gave Charles Oakley an enormous blade and gave him permission to execute James Dolan right there in the middle of the stadium
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
24 hours in New York and this is too on the nose 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
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Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
15 hour kitchen day, still got it at my old age (achy back and feet and ankles and shoulders and
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Important to remember that every "Famous Person Uses AI" story isn't so much about how awesome the tech is but that they're trying to convince you all this shit is worth it. That's the bottom line.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride 🌈
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Brian Phillips @brianphillips.lol · 28/05/2026
Here's the serious bit for anyone who'd rather skip the 4000 words of jokes
Because the truth is, tech doesn't have an image problem. It doesn't have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What's wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn't successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What's wrong is that he's trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that's designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn't that you haven't told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them. (
There are things in the world that are more important than money. The fact that you seem not to believe this, that you seem to think any motive beyond ruthless acquisitiveness is fake, dishonest, or childish, is the heart of your problem. Your attitude is not by any means unique to tech, but the
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In jury duty for the millionth time and Dreamgirls is the third movie today. Eddie Murphy singing is DONKEY, sorry! I don’t buy it. We have Jamie Foxx right there and have to listen to DONKEH sing this much???
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
#wnba people—do the Shakira Austin red hair dye stains on the collar of her white jersey crack you up too?
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Just checking in to make sure nyc still exists after the clinch
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Alright a real cow couldn’t have hit a 440ft 3-run walk off BOMB…unless…
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I’m doing drag for the first time in my life in a week. Any guesses based on these purchases? Hint is that I’m fat and doing a fat boy.
Black faux leather outback style hat with braided leader adornment 
Basic black trench coatA spread of 10 multi-colored harmonicas and one large harmonica
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Saw a commercial last night for whipped toothpaste and I can’t stop thinking about it!! Very “it’s too spicy” about minty toothpaste, but from adults.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
He’s now up to a whopping 7 RBI. Maybe a cow couldn’t do that, but who’s to say?? 🤔🐮
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Had a blast on my first @fullstorybaltimore.tours by @actualkatherine.bsky.social exploring neighborhoods I’m always in through the lens of Black Reconstruction! What a lovely way to spend a Sunday afternoon!
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