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jenny fatso

@jennyfatso.bsky.social
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no one important, but come to my shows! queer / fat / dyke / baltimore > ATX > baltimore

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This is a CBS at 1pm game in spirit
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I liked Digger. I don’t like saying Digger out loud.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, little tweaks, but I do think removing all gold number shadows is a crime
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don’t forget all of Wham City era. Dan Deacon is potentially the most influential musician out of Baltimore of all time. His body of work is massive and sprawling!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow you were truly blessed with three iconic comedies today
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Kate Tbd @katexas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Movie this morning is Last Holiday (2006) with Queen Latifah
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some kind of Ys guy @meldric.cc · 07/10/2026
I am so sorry. They have played this the last two times I was at Jury Duty and I cannot believe how fucking awful it is. It is mean spirited and hateful and just enraging, god. and it presents itself as a baseball movie!!!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nooooo I’ve seen this movie twice in my life. Both times in the Baltimore city jury room. I hate so many things in that movie lmfao
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Report back on the movies shown in the jury waiting rooms please!!
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wwwdotdogsdotcom @wwwdotdogsdotcom.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we gotta get Wes Moore the fuck outta office yall. this man is a snake oil salesman, selling charisma in exchange for not keeping his own promises
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Absolute loser LinkedIn shit for two reasons: 1. people who don’t love the movies, don’t love breath and 2. where ya been, pal? nice, timely take here
A LinkedIn post from a man with the title of “Director of Customer Care” about hating to go to the movie theaters because it’s expensive and strangers are weird. He ends it with “Are we witnessing the slow death spiral of the movie theater experience?”
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We need a Gene Steratore of the Left.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Year six of Derrick Henry carrying my dynasty team on his back. It’s been an honor and a privilege, king.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
With the close up of the frat boys screaming along directly into the camera was soooo intense
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I live in a bougie Baltimore neighborhood and the HOA has been recently making digital event flyers with AI. As if they can’t get a beautiful photo of the park it’s promoting to use? But lol HOA board uses AI art? Color me shocked 🫩 Losers forever!! Get fucked, dorks!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Family friend/godfather just screamed “MOTHERFUCKER” at the visiting pitcher after hitting a Baysox batter four rows back. Context to add: it’s fireworks night and 60% of attendees are under 8. Highlight of the night
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm perfectly happy to be automated out of a job. Jobs suck shit. It's the part where I also lose my living that's worrisome.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
**popping sounds** 🫧
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nothing worse than a white guy (wangsta flavor) at the drive thru window. You are NOT getting your dipping sauce with angry Marshall Mathers throwing a temper tantrum about some bullshit
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Also for the record, my bro is an attorney and his friend is a pharmacist. A pitcher, a lawyer, and a pharmacist walk into a bar (or in this case, onto a battle field)…
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Maybe the silliest O’s story of the year, courtesy of my brother and his friend and of course Andy K. from The Banner: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
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How a phone game brought together a minor league pitcher and these Orioles fans
Before he became a member of the Orioles organization, Brock Moore met some fans through the online phone game “Clash of Clans.”
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There’s kindling everywhere 🔥🔥(revolutionarily speaking)
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endora bullshit @endora-bullshit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i would like to thank @pablotorrefindsout.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social and @pablo.show for this image
katie nolan, wide eyes, on pablo finds out, making an ooo face while speaking

"i think boobs are..." [off camera]
kn: we're all into boobs!
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Baltimore Orioles may never win again!
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Mike Axisa @mikeaxisa.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Tanking/rebuilding that hard, drafting Rutschman with the No. 1 pick, then trading him away seven years later without winning a postseason game is r o u g h.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
They see trans kids as a potential threat to their dreamworld scenario of their daughter getting recruited to play sports with a full ride. No understanding of the % likely WITHOUT the perceived new “threat”. Always comes down to money. Always. Capitalism is poisonous and rotting every area of life
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I’m bored with always saying the phrase, “it’s the hyper capitalism that poisons our country,” where parents and kids see sports as “a way up” financially. Not only in working class communities but in all socioeconomic classes—college scholarships are a huge economic boosts that all parents luv
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
the obsession with trans women in sports is, apart from the abject bigotry, a symptom of how we take amateur sports participation way too seriously in this country.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Maybe the ugliest twerp in human history
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Mitchell was such a disrespectful and hasty pick lmfao so glad he did not lock in to that first thought
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fantasy Football league just refreshed and I logged in to find the artifact of my winning last year. I honestly had fully forgotten! What a pep in my step!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
…4 errors?
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Blacked out last night and really lezzed out based on my shopping confirmation emails (blackout meaning cold medications)
Screenshot of an inbox with three email confirmation of purchases. One from Birkenstock, one from HOKA, and one from tomboyx.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This just in: tornado
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Three weather advisories at the same time—air, heat, and flood. Chat, is this good?
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will buikema @willbuikema.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
sick of diarrhea being a trend. my culture is not your costume.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Billy Ticket (and his legal name was Billy. Not William. Not Will. Not Bill.)
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Officially getting princess treatment at my local royal farms 💅
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Why do I feel so ashamed of a team that put up 7 runs and 14 hits against the Cubs? Oh yeah, it was another embarrassing night in all phases.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I yelled, “enjoy Norfolk,” before TO’s first HR. You’re welcome, everyone!
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April Hunt @aprilhunt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
💀💀💀
WNBA players with scrunched up confused faces with a Tweet that reads, “26.5 million Americans don’t have healthcare and Congress is asking the WNBA to stop playing defense on Caitlin Clark.”
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Lol on the same wavelength bsky.app/profile/jenn...
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
O’s announcer: this Cubs reliever is one of the worst in the league, just ass, complete dookie shit. Brought up from triple A after bullpen all died at the same time. O’s announcer: …and he strikes out the side
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Okay these sonic boom fireworks need to fucking stop. It’s after 1am, dawg.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fuck! Got me. Would love if the O’s posted their roster moves in any other place than THREADS lmfao
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I’m thrilled that he didn’t pitch on Pride night and buzzing at that DFA news. Kick rocks, Akin!!
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I, for one, love that my baseball team can’t hit, can’t pitch after the fifth, and can’t field 🧡🖤 Elias is the best GM in baseball history! 🔥🔥🔥
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
He needs to lead a throwing clinic for the infield boys
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Baltimore O’s wearing city connects so no rainbow on hats for pride night? Gotta imagine PR didn’t want to deal with our bullshit players (akin, for one) being brats. But they are all okay with pink for moms, baby blue for dads, camo for military…sad, soft men.
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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Right? No real motivation other than “people need to know”? Okayyyyyy but then he Nathan Fielder-ed in a warehouse for…?
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