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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Absolute loser LinkedIn shit for two reasons: 1. people who don’t love the movies, don’t love breath and 2. where ya been, pal? nice, timely take here

A LinkedIn post from a man with the title of “Director of Customer Care” about hating to go to the movie theaters because it’s expensive and strangers are weird. He ends it with “Are we witnessing the slow death spiral of the movie theater experience?”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Blacked out last night and really lezzed out based on my shopping confirmation emails (blackout meaning cold medications)

Screenshot of an inbox with three email confirmation of purchases. One from Birkenstock, one from HOKA, and one from tomboyx.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Three weather advisories at the same time—air, heat, and flood. Chat, is this good?

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Why do I feel so ashamed of a team that put up 7 runs and 14 hits against the Cubs? Oh yeah, it was another embarrassing night in all phases.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

24 hours in New York and this is too on the nose 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I’m doing drag for the first time in my life in a week. Any guesses based on these purchases? Hint is that I’m fat and doing a fat boy.

Black faux leather outback style hat with braided leader adornment

A spread of 10 multi-colored harmonicas and one large harmonica

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Baltimore people! I’m doing a pop up at Mel’s in Hampden. 24 tickets, 5 course dinner with drink pairings. Eventbrite going live soon, but if some of the 5 local people are interested, look out! (Unfortunately no substitutions or changes could happen so sorry to my vegan or gluten free friends)

A perfect pairing. Melanie’s @ Griffith’s Tavern + Nancy’s Daughter present a progressive cocktail dinner. Five courses and five drink pairings. June 4th, 7pm. 24 tickets total available.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Quick question: what the fuck?

The back of a coach bus with a black and white American flag with the addition of a red Christian cross in the lower right of the flag. Below the weird flag, the he bus company name in large font “buses.com”. Then the bus company’s motto, “For God & Country” in script lettering above the license plate.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The highlandtown Baltimore Royal farms, or “a well-ordered countryside and [my] favorite haunt”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Sure why the hell not. It’s the end of the world.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Went to the dispensary and walked out with a bunch of free stuff, including a win from a CLAW MACHINE! Unemployed, sad, stressed, but will be stoned!

The LeBron in the pool “can’t believe this is my life” meme

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Now that the Olympics are over, my dude is READY for the World Cup (as long as there are treats in the balls)

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

For the five strangers that follow me and live in Baltimore, my wife and I are running a pop up bake sale at Melanie’s in Hampden on 2/28. Come, buy a treat or two, then belly up to their bar and have a time! Looking forward to meeting, make yourself known!

Nancy’s Daughter + Melanie’s at Griffith’s Tavern Bake Sale poster. Saturday, February 28th, Noon - Sellout. The poster has cute cookies, breads, pop tarts, and puff pastry delights floating around.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

My wife threw a valentines making party and I decided to collage this I guess?? Zoom in for goodies :) #iceout

A folk art paper collage reading “ice out”. Themes are ham/pigs, capitalism, Christianity, I guess.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

Somebody put on DBZ greatest hits for Myles Garrett tomorrow! I want to see him do this to Aaron Rodgers.

Something dragonball z. Orange guy goes through an enemy (green guy) leaving a perfect hole through the body.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

I really hate this shit hahahaha

NBC political guy, Steve K., doing “big board” numbers and odds for NFL playoffs. He goes over the chances of the top seed for the NFC as if it is an election with major consequences.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

My wife today was dressed like Adriana from The Sopranos and I was drooling over her and then she had this interaction:

My wife’s text: “Outside of R House: “No disrespect beautiful lady, but I just gotta ask are you taken?” “yes I’m married” “Alright no worries have a lovely day”

My response: “Hahahahaha” “You got it”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

My first improv show in a long time is TONIGHT at the new, gorgeous Highwire Center! Come out Baltimore bsky, it’s such a fun show!!

Digital flyer for Improv Jeoparty. Friday, 11/7, at 9pm. 400 S Conkling Street. $10.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Had a Lyft driver pick me up from seeing Bugonia this afternoon, which naturally led to learning that his FAVORITE MOVE is…this?

The 2009 film Law Abiding Citizen staring Jamie Fox and Gerard Butler with a 26% rotten tomatoes score

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

This kid is starting game two of the World Series. To be an orioles fan is painful seeing all your faves from a decade ago thrive and flourish for other clubs. Go Canada!

Kevin Gausman as member of the Baltimore Orioles. He sits in the dugout in an orange jersey with short hair, a small amount of chin hair and Nike sports specs.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

On my french countryside shit

View of a French resort on a farm—blue skies with fluffy white clouds, historic stone buildings, green pastures with a large barn in the background, and a stone courtyard with a fountain. Paradise, in short.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

For the t-boys in my phone—where you all need to be shoppin’

A shop in France called “T Shop Homme” which translates to “T Shop Man” in English

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Did you know she’s a veteran? You can tell by her pilot’s jacket. Also, I ain’t reading all that!

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

Today’s jumpscare. Now, what could Amy McGrath POSSIBLY want…not money, I’m sure….get wrecked, Dems. Not a cent until you do SOMETHING.

A screenshot of a new text message received at 10:49 AM EST from an unsaved number saying, “Jenn, it’s Amy McGrath.”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

What happened in my driveway last night??

Two bird wings absent of a body on an asphalt ground.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

If you’re a sicko millennial who still loves the XXX Vitaminwater, this shit has no sugar and tastes JUST LIKE IT. Damn great accidental find!

A plastic cup filled with dark red drink and a 4C branded flavor packet labeled “sugar free wild berry pomegranate”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

We’ve all heard of “Big Dumper” but I wanna throw “Power Wagon” into the mix for another thicc power bat in the MLB

A truck called “power wagon” in large chrome font on the lift gate

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Venmo feed is wild (I also don’t know either party). Honestly why aren’t we all making every transaction private?!

Redacted screenshot from Venmo showing a Jenny paying a Lisa for “Placenta encapsulation”

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I call this reverse ratatouille-ing.

AI image on a slop add. Image shows a white plastic cutting board on a countertop with equally sized slices of red onion (as if the onion whole was a perfect tube shape) and a gray mouse on its back on top of the cutting board. The ad copy says, “Do you have mice in your house? (Try this)”. The image implication is that we will be cooking the mouse with the red onions.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

Thanks local farmers and the Waverly Farmers Market!

Half circles of yellow heirloom tomatoes with deep red veining

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

I hereby declare the lesbo mullet dead. Grow up, get the Sean from Boy Meets World or the JTT. Go back to our roots—teen boy fashion icons. This is for all of my lesbo “guys” and in some cases “gals”. Thank you for your attention.

Fat dyke with short haircut selfie from the reflection of a rainy and dirty car window

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

PostHog=Insights? Well, obviously. 🍆🍆🍆👀👀👀

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

I went to Sherwood gardens with the guy (approximately 100 yards from my driveway) on his long leash and he never got more than 10ft away from me. What a goooood boy.

Little tan chihuahua mix boy sitting in front of pink, purple, and white flowers, tongue out.

Little tan chihuahua mix boy sitting in front of pink, purple, and white flowers, tongue in

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

Bug people—what is this ghost I’m currently looking at?

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Might I make a suggestion. A MD local brand, Bobby’s Potties, for Bobby Jr. Too bad I couldn’t find a used one from a construction site :(

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

HATE this company’s logo and vibe but broken toe may be the catalyst you need lol

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

Got a cool funky outdoor bed for the chihuahuas and they won’t use it unless I put a pillow on it…💅🏻

Small 8lb chihuahua mix lays on a pillow on a purple and lime green outdoor dog bed outside in the sun. A human shoulder is in the shot in order to sneakily take a pic.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

All that to…put on a hat?! I hate this man. 15+ minutes of SHAVING for THIS?!

The barbarian who was shaving his head in a public airport with an electric shaver for 15+ minutes in a baseball cap. Looking like a bozo.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

SHAVING?! In public?! On the phone? Making a TikTok??? Who knows but it is an affront to humanity, I know that.

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Clearly not fans of The Rehearsal or Nathan Fielder. I hope captain Allears and co-captain Blunt make an appearance before takeoff!!

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

The wildest citation I’ve ever seen while visiting MKE for my brother’s wedding. No painted curbs, no signage. 1ft from the exit alley of a paid lot for the lux apartments. And they need 4ft on either side apparently?

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jenny fatso @jennyfatso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

An actual job description of a role I’ve been doing for almost a decade and I’ve never seen this absolute slop and focus on AI. I’m sickened. What I do like about my job is human connection and the mutual problem-solving between humans. What a dark outlook if we deprive ourselves of it.

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