Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 3hWith alt text 1414739
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 4hIsn’t it amazing the way life can seem too short, and intrinsically magical, yet at the same time feel like a long, uphill road, potholed with fuckwits? 623132
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 4hstatic.klipy.comSerious Wonderpets: THIS. IS.Alt: Ming-Ming, the duckling from Wonder Pets, is wearing an aviator cap. She is throwing up her arms and saying “THIS. IS. SEWIUS.” 010
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 9hProductivity as an adult is just an endless process of applying new psychological tricks and operant conditioning to yourself until an acceptable number of tasks are completed. 592960483
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026How men feared women! she thought, walking among the late-flowering roses. Not as individuals, but women when they talked together, worked together, spoke up for one another - then men saw plots, cabals, constraints, traps being laid. 09441
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026hahaha ten minutes after posting this I got an utterly garbage AI-generated flyer sent to me by someone for whom I designed the original version that was ripped off by the gen AI bullshit, so yay for being utterly demoralized before 11 am today 030
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Politely gave a vendor shit for using AI to summarize the issue we raised this morning. At least he admitted using c0pil0t to build his response, rather than pass it off as his own. Told him his expertise is worth way more to me than what some LLM, with zero expertise in marketing, regurgitates. 181
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I would give eleventy million dollars to be able to block every mention of AI on here, but I don’t think the filters are smart enough to block the term but not the letters as they occur in other words. Which sucks. 140
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026WHEN THE Bird in your room represents all your gloom Nevermoré When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave Nevermoré 726992
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Cash rules everything around me" 7842330
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK" 9878542118
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026There are few more embarrassingly awful examples of the 60something human man than the 60something human man who still devotes his life to idolising Sid Vicious. 2663
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I had a ton of money, I wouldn’t buy a mansion or fancy cars or thousand-dollar purses. I’d want to live somewhere like this. And then spend all my money on scuba trips. www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Angel...redfin.com309 Stowe Ter, Los Angeles, CA 90042 - 2 beds/2 baths(TheMLS) For Sale: 2 beds, 2 baths ∙ 876 sq. ft. ∙ 309 Stowe Ter, Los Angeles, CA 90042 ∙ $849,000 ∙ MLS# 26990325 ∙ The classic California bungalow: a sun-filled two-bedroom, two-bath home on a quiet... 060
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110171837
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now 161868642
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Derek @derekweikel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"I think it's disgusting the way Nick sirianni is being treated right now" says the radio station that finds a new way to slander Jalen hurts every day 052
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If I had to pick a kind of web to never be drawn into, I’d go with “of deception” 1181
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 02/10/2026If you ever wanted to be a mermaid, this works too! Pretty iconic. Feeling Fishy Original artwork © Merissa Mann / Fish’n Flesh 17821
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“A civilization is not destroyed by wicked people – it is not necessary that people be wicked, but only that they be spineless.” James Baldwin 11553173
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 06/10/2026House of Cards. It was great before all the Spacey stuff broke, but then the show runners utterly tripped on their dicks when they were handed a golden opportunity to distance themselves by making Claire president. Her storyline was insulting at best and a waste of the best character on the show. 050
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I respect my haters and share their concerns 101318291
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Sheila Liming @seeshespeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s season of mists and mellow fruitfulness season, mthrfkrs 2626
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 05/10/2026Watching the neighborhood blogs blow up at the idea that the Russian plague is the "real" pandemic we need to be scared of and I'm just going to start throwing shoes. Millions of people SHOE died from covid SHOE you back alley SHOE squidsquishers SHOE SHOE SHOE 1129935
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381702846
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It started two weeks ago, bro, I think you’re outta luck 030
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 05/10/2026colleague managed to thread the needle this morning 712617
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026MARGO MARTINDALE IS A GEM AND HOW DARE U SUGGEST SHE’S NOT FUNNY 160
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6448171129
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/10/2026may you be filled with the confidence and verve of this “corpulent rearing steed” 1625436
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s wild how much unsettling shit they peddled to kids in the 80s. Off the top of my head: - return to oz - watcher in the woods - something wicked this way comes - time bandits - watership down - the black cauldron - chitty chitty bang bang* etc. * this was 1968 but still popular in the 80s 010
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026God, the kids of my mom’s boyfriend took me to “poltergeist” and I ran out of the theater when all the skeletons come out of the pool, and this was after I endured the clown doll scene. 010
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy birthday to the most bodacious babe on the planet 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 020
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 04/10/2026mirror universe goatee tutorial 720135
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5440611220
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Aren't trees brilliant? 1227233
Beast of Bourbon 🥃 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Maybe instead of being a complete nonce and harassing the user base this chucklehead could get busy doing, like, idk, making private accounts or teaching the fucking app how to display an entire thread without making us click through every seven posts. 010
Reposted by Beast of Bourbon 🥃Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's been said a million times before but damn it's refreshing to see a mayor who actually likes the people (not just the corporations) in the city they lead 25710
