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NITA Chicago @nitachicago.bsky.social · 15h

📢 NITA is developing its first regional budget and wants to hear which transit improvements are most important to you! Your feedback will help shape future investments across CTA, Metra, and Pace. Survey now available in English and Spanish: bit.ly/4AJCzRe

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ken Paxton ads on a Chicago tv station is dumb as fuck, just like the guy

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

every NFL Sunday on Fox

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

still charmed that Traitors advertises during BB and Survivor

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sold @glorbis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Officially spooky season

A man looking at a cell phone the cell phone screen reads “imma suck that spooky dick!! -w skinner”

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RandBall’s Stu @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when my patients ask what it is like to take triazolam before their surgery I will be telling them to listen to the new M83, it's exactly the same

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

first time running into a coworker outside of work

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

twenty people in the audience and they all knew at least one person on stage; I got lucky and a couple that I knew showed up at the last minute so we got to be obnoxious as hell together

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

the vibes in here wild smelling fresh lumber, a theater troupe was already here doing a “retreat” and a guy just introduced himself by saying Greetings, Good Sir to a bartender

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm going to an improv show tonight, send dilaudid

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

share your mood for the weekend

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

it's beautiful weather outside and I want to smoke a pack of Newport Lights about it

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

blessed are the Canadians

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

they’re digging up the road in front of my driveway

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nobody knows I’m gonna be Da Pope

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

wet donuts are in season again

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

MalwareBytes just attempted to stop me from going to cdc.gov this is fine

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wearing this to the movies

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

why is a workday so long was gonna see Callous Daoboys at RiotFest but I will not get there in time to see their 5pm performance 😔

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

20 year old me would be impressed but also ask a lot of questions, mostly of the “Okay, but what the fuck?” variety

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

today is a year and a half since @cmcmahon.bsky.social died shit's been hard and I miss him every day

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

was on a telephone call while watching the Emmys and I basically blacked out when they showed Oscar Isaac, forgot I was talking to anyone about anything

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i'm just patrick, deep down @ouisequitur.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"did you serve during the war daddy?" "BOY, DID I"

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

it’s okay to block people if they have a dumb haircut

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Ryan @boynamedshit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

A phrase forever stuck in my head from an old twitter post is “Joe Burrow’s lesbian drip”

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 14/09/2026

(putting DVD into player): ok, so it’s _basically_ Star Wars. It’s the Open Source FarGalaxy Saga. You’ll like the furwoks

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Power is out at work, can’t do anything but Bluesky

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

excited that my local weed place does a Bears Win promotion

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

picking up a pizza at Lou Malnati’s before the Bears game and what is this

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spoocecow @important.website · 11/09/2026

lighthouse transformation hypnosis. you want to be on a crag. you love the stink of the sea. you will eat 10000 pounds of concrete and stone with a big big lightbulb for dessert. you'll rotate. you'll rotate.

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

sitting in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

dilated to 10cm and having triplets 🍅

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm dog sitting this Thanksgiving and will definitely go to this by myself and have a great time. Don't worry about ole Kel, she's always trying to find fun despite everything.

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

had a sad day yesterday, got a sad day coming up on Friday, but today I emerged victorious over something that is literally classified as petty washing an edible down with a 32 ounce cold brew and letting the rest of the day ride out however the fuck it wants (also got all of my laundry finished)

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

viewing a starter pack and hoping the creator doesn't figure out I should be in it and also I'm blocking half of the people listed

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

malls are dying, Scoob

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

one million clouds in the sky and I am wringing out of every last moment I can get before this pool gets winterized and Yes, my ass will be at Montrose Beach next week because I’m not quitting on summer yet

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

they got me hon mydialect.us/quiz-extende...

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Post a 90s photo of yourself (me and Todd Snider)

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

just heard an 84 year old woman call farts “Fanny burps”

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Alan Taylor @kokogiak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The 2026 Audubon Photography Awards - Winners and honorable mentions from the Audubon Society’s 17th annual competition featuring some of the best images of bird life from around the world. Gift link: www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

A merganser flies over water with a fish in its beak. (Gail Bisson / 2026 Audubon Photography Awards)

Two raptors stand on the ground near a lake, with dramatic rocky mountains standing in the background. (Timothy Dhalleine / 2026 Audubon Photography Awards)

A colorful hummingbird hovers near flowers. (Camilo Sanabria Grajales / 2026 Audubon Photography Awards)

A spoonbill with pink feathers splashes around in shallow water. (Jacqueline Burke / 2026 Audubon Photography Awards)

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Keli @keli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

what are they talking about wrong answers only

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