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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White supremacist cops take a minority citizen, drive him out to the woods as a threat, and leave him there. No, it's not Mississippi in the 1930s, why do you ask?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“That kite is junk,” said the robins. “Throw it away and go home.”
Three robins gawk and laugh at Toad.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social @jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
…what. ??? He’s smart by association? Fucken fool. Brain dead moron.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seriously, unless you're going to call me a "scientist" for helping my son with his class volcano project and call me a "physician" because I applied a band-aid successfully, please please PLEASE stop calling any random crank who shits out a book about the past a "historian"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Going to bed
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Paris Marx @parismarx.com · 24/09/2026
I read this story and can’t help think of the breathless coverage media has given these delusional fantasies about superintelligent AI killing humanity in ten years, when companies are releasing tools coaching mass shooters and helping people kill themselves. People need to wake the fuck up.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oga-Nyappy, a cat dressed in a deer costume, is the mascot for the town of Ogano in Saitama. On his chest is a waraji-katsu (a big pork cutlet shaped like a straw sandal). His interests are kabuki and bouldering.
A squinting cat mascot dressed in a deer costume walks through a crowd.
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Chris Adamson @invalidname.me · 19/09/2026
The Ford app just added AI. This is the greatest thing ever.
Ford app AI prompt, with the user-entered text "Write a 150-word story about Sailor Moon and Hatsune Miku kissing."Under the gentle glow of a moonlit Tokyo skyline, Usagi Tsukino stood atop a quiet rooftop terrace, the night breeze catching her golden twin tails. Beside her, Hatsune Miku adjusted her glowing teal ribbons, a soft electronic melody humming faintly from the synth display at her wrist. The vibrant city buzzed far below, but above the streets, the air was peaceful and still.
Turning toward each other, Usagi smiled warmly, her bright eyes reflecting the starlight. Miku stepped closer, her digital glow softly illuminating the space between them. Without a word, Usagi leaned in, and their lips met in a sweet, tender kiss that seemed to bridge magic and music into…one perfect harmony. As they pulled back, blushing beneath the moonlight, Miku shared a soft, cheerful smile.
Now that the magic and music are in harmony, is there anything I can help you with regarding your Mustang Mach-E
today?
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026
For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If only the media had as much interest in the world's richest person, the primary funder of the Republican Party, who spoke at Trump's Inauguration and gave a Sieg Heil, once again declaring his belief "white solidarity is the only way to survive" as they do some Twitch streamer.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Toad opened the door once more. Frog was not on the path.
Toad looks out his front door, worried that Frog is lost.

From "Christmas Eve"
In *Frog and Toad All Year*
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jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social @jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dr. Squatch texts me more than you 😬😔
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Le Ca-ghoul @lecagle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[apparates into your timeline] please note: there are zero (0.0) writing studies researchers involved in this [disappears in a puff of smoke]
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power. local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Jill Lightner @jilllightner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Street art in her honor from SE Seattle
A glittery tinsel-fringed illustrated portrait of Dolly Parton on a telephone pole. There's a cartoon voice bubble with a quote from her that says "find out who you are and do it on purpose."
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
People also need to see this not just as an arcane concern for rare book enthusiasts or librarians or archivists or historians and other scholars, but as part of the destruction of the corpus of human endeavour necessary to bring about what Sam Altman says here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWqv...
youtube.com
‘Buy It From Us On A Meter…’, Sam Altman Says AI Will Be a Utility, People Should Buy It Like Water
YouTube video by Mint
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Xiao 🦋 NYCC B36 @velinxi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My Dungeon Crawler Carl fanart! I finished Book 8 and felt the urge to pick up the pen 🏃‍♂️🐈🦖 #DCC #DungeonCrawlerCarl
Fan art of Dungeon Crawler Carl. In the foreground, Carl and Donut are jumping to the right, ready for battle. In the background, many of the main crawlers are looking in the same direction as Carl
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
THREAD. A while ago my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the worrying weeks dragged on my dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time & inhabiting art's most iconic scenes. What he produced (& how quickly) was phenomenal...
The Girl With The Cat Earring, featuring my mum and dad's cat Bridget.Bridget Hangs Out With The Hunters In The Snow
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Jen Keane @zenbuffy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We give combination vaccines for numerous reasons, and a key one is parental compliance. It's hard for parents to see their kids upset when getting vaccines. It's hard to get time off work to take them. It's hard to get appointments. It's hard to remember that it's time to make them.
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
slow day in the office so we're starting beef with archaeologists
One of those 'STOP DOING X' memes, ripping into archaeology. It has images of soil stratum, a trowel, and a flint shard. The text mocks archaeologists for digging for pottery sherds and saying everything has a 'ritual purpose'.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My goodness please *listen* to this extremely wholesome story
npr.org
We asked a first grader to interview his hero: A bird scientist
NPR asked an aspiring scientist in Philadelphia to interview an adult who is living his dream about his career in conservation science.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We've gotta make the Monorail Simpsons episode required viewing for every city councilor in the country. Every single thing he says here is a lie. A Potemkin Village Imaginarium.
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Christine Kooi @christinekooi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This article encapsulates everything that is wrong with Louisiana--corruption, racism, neglect of the environment. This state has so much more potential than what greedy capitalism will allow it. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/27/t...
nytimes.com
How Meta Got Everything It Wanted in a Secret Louisiana Data Center Deal (Gift Article)
A Times examination details how the Silicon Valley giant used private talks with local officials to start a project big enough to cover nearly six square miles.
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Things aren't great, let's have some fun
A chart of food mascots. Pick four to protect you, while the rest try to kill you. The choices are:
Kool Aid Man
Ronald McDonald 
Chef Boyardee
Mr. Owl
Jack in the Box
Wendy
Burger King
Chester Cheetah
Colonel Sanders
Jolly Green Giant 
Little Caesar
The Noid
Big Boy
Mr. Peanut 
Charles Entertainment Cheese
Pop N. Fresh
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jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social @jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I’ve just started the 8th (&most recent!) #DungeonCrawlerCarl book and I’m trying to read it in small doses but I can’t quite help myself. I don’t want it to end since it’ll be at the very least a year+ for the next and I’m not ready to be left hanging 😩 maybe a reread with the audiobooks after? 🤔
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
you will save yourself a lot of trouble and grief on any text based social media site by simply remembering that a lot of people can't read.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"No moral panic is more unoriginal than the fear that contemporary men are no longer as manly as the heroes who preceded them."
statnews.com
Pete Hegseth, ‘The Odyssey,’ and the testosterone myth
The poet didn’t say “sing to me, Muse, of a man with optimized endocrine panels," writes urologist Elizabeth Dray.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 22/07/2026
90% of news articles now are just "rich dipshit says some stuff"
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 22/07/2026
Does Not Rhyme -through -cough -though -rough -bough Does Rhyme -pony -bologna
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Well, this article is incredibly depressing for cooking enthusiasts. The short version: private equity has, over the last couple of decades, quietly bought up most of the classic brands you’ve heard of and then traded on their names while drastically cutting quality and closing American factories
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laperry2.bsky.social @laperry2.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.worseonpurpose.com/p/your-cookw...
worseonpurpose.com
Your Cookware Got Worse On Purpose
One buyout firm quietly collected Pyrex, Corelle, Instant Pot, and Oneida. Farberware is a name on a 200-year lease. And the pans still worth buying.
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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Many thanks to the Toronto Star for inadvertently showing us why we should all use the Oxford Comma. Apparently Sylvia had some, let's say, complicated hobbies:
Headline from the Toronto Star:

The latest historical fiction
books take inspiration from
Sylvia Plath, a New York
vigilante and Shah of Iran

We review ‘Daffodil Days,’ ‘Lady X,’ ‘Love Lane’ and
‘Mistress of the Persian Boarding House.

July 16,2026 at 12:45 p.m.
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jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social @jellylegsjinxy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This thread is so. So. Long. Disband DHS. disband ICE. LOCK UP ALL THESE DISGUSTING CRIMINALS. AND THE ONES THAT HIRED THEM.
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Wayne Maddison @waynemaddison.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An ecology professor said something that keeps coming back to me: Whenever there is a resource that some organism has worked to build, there will always be a parasite that evolves to steal it.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Orleans published a document saying its police could put weapons on their drones, deleted it, now says it was a mistake. But it aligns exactly with when the drone manufacturer began musing about allowing police to weaponize their drones: www.404media.co/new-orleans-...
404media.co
New Orleans Cops Published Policy Document Allowing Weaponized Drones
Cops and drone companies seem increasingly eager to put weapons on their drones.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Fellow Crawlers, after a week+ of painting, I'm pleased to give to you Prepotente Lorenzo De La Rosa, or simply Pony to his friends. I hope you dig it. #DungeonCrawlerCarl #DigitalArt "Take a Bow" Digital Painting
A digital painting of the characters Prepotente and Bianca from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Prepotente is mounted atop Bianca in her demonic goat form, with fiery hooves, and both are lit from above from a bright glowing blue spell cast by Prepotente.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
get him!
stolen ketchup!get him, tiny cowboy!
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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