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I guess it's actually not that easy to take out San Diego

Kant and Freud on a sports broadcast sounds like an NBA on ESPN parody JACKSON: Freud said the categorical imperative was the direct heir to the Oedipus complex. VAN GUNDY: They got rid of two of the bakers then it was just Wendell. I don't know who's on there now. BREEN: Durant misses a three.

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h

For sale: protein cup, honey baked -Ernest Hamingway

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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 16h

I watched a two-hour Hallmark Christmas movie but it felt more like a Lifetime.

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h

I did look there but I couldn't find one

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h

I only really used it for a year or so and then got a Nano since that was easier to carry in my pocket while running I'm guessing this one has a lot of Decemberists, Death Cab, and New Pornographers since that's what I remember listening to the most my junior year of college

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15h

I was going to try to plug this iPod in to see what music is on it (I'm sure the battery is long dead) but I can't even find a cable for it

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h

Oh somehow I left it out of the picture but I also found this magnifying glass, which I never use but it belonged to my grandparents and as a little kid I used to play with it when I was over at their house (not to burn ants or anything like that, just to pretend I was Sherlock Holmes)

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, and I definitely would

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h

Lol thank you for the offer! I found four of them, which was good because even though I only address an envelope maybe once a year, I'm always afraid I'm going to mess up writing the address and need a new one

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h

I found some, thankfully

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 18h

Things I found in my desk while looking for envelopes: my Game Boy Pocket and 4 games my first iPod from 2006 107 Swanson's Holiday Dollars 14 bookmarks 23 guitar picks 2 unidentified cables $25 Eddie Bauer gift card my mom's 2022 Xmas list a guitar pedal my high school transcript $2.36 in change

a photo of all the things listed in this post

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 20h

I'm actually not 100% sure that I don't have envelopes but I haven't found them in any of the places I thought they'd, so at a certain point it would be faster to just drive this to my office instead of continuing to look

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 20h

I need to mail something to my office and amazingly I have stamps but no envelopes

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 20h

And really she does that in almost every scene in the movie as he keeps discovering more about her identity but still not knowing the full truth, all while they're also falling in love. Just an absolutely iconic performance. RIP

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 20h

She's so great in this scene even if you don't know the plot, but she also manages to convey the multiple layers of deception when she convinces Cary Grant that she trusts him just because he has a "nice face" when (spoiler alert) she of course knows that he's really innocent because she's a spy

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North by Northwest (1959) - Love on a Train Scene (2/10) | Movieclips

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h

Joe Buck never lost his voice. His hair? Sure but even that he did a plug and play.

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 22h

Does someone wanna grab me a Snickers because it appears that I'm not going anywhere for a while

Toby, a black dog, lying on the couch with his head resting in my lap while I watch Law & Order on the TV and a YouTube video of John Mayer giving a guitar lesson on my laptop

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

To be clear I'm not saying that excuses it, I just mean it's insane that someone who used Twitter as a child is now old enough to be hired for a job like play-by-play announcer of an NBA team

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I didn't know how old this guy was (or literally anything else about him) so I assumed his lawyer meant a boy in the figurative sense, like when a white guy tries to brush something off as a youthful indiscretion when he was actually in his thirties. But nope, this guy really was only 15

PORTLAND, Ore. - Braiden Bell, the broadcaster hired and fired on the same day by the Portland Trail Blazers for insensitive social media posts, has asked for the team to reconsider and reinstate him.
"Braiden is not asking anyone to excuse what he wrote," said Arnie Herz, Bell's legal counsel. "He has owned it, without excuses. What he is asking is whether a boy's words from 14 years ago should outweigh everything the man has done since."

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you're sick of routine fly balls, rafter is the best medicine

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

His title is President of Football, Joe

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you're sick of routine fly balls, rafter is the best medicine

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm so sorry Katie. Thinking of you and your family.

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

To be clear I don't actually want to go

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A minute ago Toby was singing along but of course as soon as I started recording he stopped, but he did add some percussion, which I guess is appropriate given that this is Ringo's song

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Now let's never speak of this game again