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Jeff Moen

@jeffmoen.bsky.social
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dog guy, Mariners and Seahawks fan, history major who accidentally became an engineer, occasional DIYer, former gifted kid, future bestselling mystery novelist (🤞)

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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 1h
TRUMP STATES THAT IRANIAN SUPREME LEADER IS "PROBABLY ALIVE IN SOME FORM"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 4h
Some more Toby and Penny content for your Friday afternoon
Penny and Toby, black dogs, standing in my parents' backyard, looking at the camera and smilingPenny sitting on the grass, Toby rolling on his backToby and Penny sitting, she's looking away from the cameraPenny is sitting, Toby is lying on the grass
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 7h
Friday playdate
Toby and Penny (black dogs) standing in my parents' backyard, looking up at the camera and smiling
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 9h
So many good smells to sniff
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
George Holani?
Jim Downey
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think quarterbacks should not get sacked on every drive
the Norman Rockwell guy meme
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Folks,
a pizza with half pepperoni, salami, chicken, olives, and peppers, and half spinach and garlic
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Watching Seahawks football
the "I don't even want to be around anymore" sketch from I Think You Should Leave
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Listen to Diana Ross, Hawks
lyrics from the first verse of "If We Hold On Together" from The Land Before Time:

 [Verse 1]
Don't lose your way
With each passing day
You've come so far
Don't throw it away
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Dramatic lighting can check
a Rainier tall boy on a Hard Day's Night coaster with sunlight illuminating the upper two thirds of the can
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My TV did an update and said I had to accept the terms and conditions to continue and I accidentally scrolled all the way to the bottom and clicked okay without reading it, I assume I just agreed to let it spy on me 24/7
Tom from Succession pointing at a TV screen that says ATN News: We Hear For You
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I told Toby we would go for a walk the second I was done with work for the day and I am nothing if not a man of my word
Toby, a black dog, sitting on a porch, looking up at the camera and smiling eagerly
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It is an absolutely beautiful day in the neighborhood
me crossing my legs relaxing in the sun on our front porch while Toby, a black dog, sits in a chair next to me
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three years ago today I took one of my all-time favorite pictures of Toby
Toby, a black dog, sitting on a couch with one arm across the back
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I've never really played a 12-string before so it's going to take some getting used to but it sounds so good (the guitar, not my playing)
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's so pretty
a Rickenbacker 360/12C63 guitar in Fireglo, on a guitar stand in my living room
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
🎶 The special love I have for you My bacon & blue 🎶
a bacon and blue cheese burger with fries
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I looked up what the theme is for this year's PNA Winter Beer Taste and I have to say I think they could have done better
a poster for the Phinney Neighborhood Association Winter Beer Taste, this year's theme is "Brewerama" and there's a picture of Bender the robot from Futurama holding two mugs of beer and saying "Bite my shiny metal keg!"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Not exaggerating
another picture of me and Toby (a black dog) where he is not looking at the camera
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We took 20 selfies and this is the closest Toby came to looking at the camera
me and Toby (a black dog) sitting on our back deck, he is looking down instead of at the camera
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This standoff lasted for like five minutes, I only filmed the end
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Mom, when I said I enjoyed traveling with the Postal Service, I meant following them on tour in the summer of 2003."
this week's New Yorker Caption Contest cartoon: an elderly woman sitting inside a giant mailbox as a man and woman stand on the sidewalk, the woman smiles and waves and the man is talking and seems less enthusiastic
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They are calling him the sleepiest boy
Toby, a black dog, asleep on a bed
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When I give my dog his dental treat and then he immediately looks up at me as if he's expecting another one
drunk political candidate woman shrugging and saying "What do you want me to say?"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When a sports league deals with yet another gambling scandal
drunk political candidate lady saying "I mean, y'all did this to us"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me when someone tries to schedule an early morning meeting
a woman who appears to be impaired by some kind of intoxicating substance(s) sitting at a table and shrugging as she says "I don't even talk to them. I don't like them"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For the record, I have been to the Midwest
a person replying to my post from 11 months ago "What if I told you that you could just decide to put your Christmas tree up on November 10th and no one would stop you?" (which had a picture of my Christmas tree) with: "I'd tell you that you had obviously never been to the Midwest. Personal boundaries? What are those?"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
When I saw this notification you could have given me 1000 guesses as to which of my posts this person was replying to and it wouldn't have mattered
someone replying to me: "I'd tell you that you had obviously never been to the Midwest. Personal boundaries? What are those?"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tombstone that says "Here Lies Mevis, He Never Scored"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is maybe the third time this year I have cooked actual food
pasta with olives, tomatoes, and cheese, a caesar salad, and sliced seeded bread on a blue plate
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nathan Fielder in the first episode of The Rehearsal, entering an apartment with lots of doors and awkwardly saying "Oh, door city over here," to which the guy replies "Uh, yes."
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This was before he saw the cat
Toby, a black dog, sitting in a chair in the sun on our front porch
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He saw a cat
Toby, a black dog, sitting on a chair on our front porch, looking down at the neighbors' driveway
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You could say they gave her the bird after all
Lane Kiffin being flipped off and it says "Kelly Clarkson" next to him and "Brooklyn toy store" next to the middle fingers
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tommy DeVito's agent, wearing a black pinstripe suit and black fedora, talking on the phone
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They did eventually give my space to someone else when I started working from home, but I still have not been fired 🤞
my Facebook post from this date in 2015:

"Guess this means they don't plan on firing me anytime soon"

there is a picture of a blue car in a parking space with a red sign on the wall that says JEFF
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Leave it to Toby
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Seahawks getting a holding penalty on that return
Sandra Bullock in Speed saying "What, you thought you needed another challenge or something?"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh hello
Toby, a black dog, sitting on a couch with the sun shining on half of his face, he is smiling
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The snaps are too damn high
Jimmy McMillan of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cozy alert
Toby, a black dog, lying next to me in bed while I watch football
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kroger giveth and Kroger taketh away
Lane Kiffin with a shopping basket that he stole from a grocery store
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nap time
Toby, a black dog, lying on his side on a rug with his head resting on a blue dog beg
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight
David Letterman interviewing Joaquin Phoenix except the Stanford logo is covering Joaquin's head
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😬
Notre Dame leading Stanford 37-0
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
poster for the podcast All Is Not OK in Oklahoma with Cinda Canning from Only Murders in the Building
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
LaNorris Sellers
poster for The Escape Artist with David Tennant with his hands chained
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay well not that
YouTube thumbnail of a video called "Seattle Seahawks fans react to Super Bowl XLIX ending"
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AHEM
YouTube shorts thumbnail of a Rick Beato Video called "Why Did John Mayer Leave Fender?
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Jeff Moen @jeffmoen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Exciting night over here
Toby, a black dog, sleeping on a couch
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