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Jean Kayak

@jeanniepep.bsky.social
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"You were born with an asshole Doris, you don't need Chuck!"

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Has anyone noticed this trend of actors having too many teeth in their mouths
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/11/2023
the band Train doesn't make music that reminds me of trains. they should change their name to pt cruiser
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want to thank the Thunderbird Lounge in midtown Phoenix for having table cards everywhere with all drinks/specials listed & a tiny optional QR code for opening & closing your tab. You can order right from the bartender & they have cool music & cool people. Doin it right!
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
D'Arby O'Gill & the Little People. My parents forgot about the banshees.
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Sock Puppet Pundit @sockpuppetpundit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reason AI slop is popular is because it’s free. People use it so they don’t have to pay designers and photographers. They‘re telling investors they can make money on a service people only use because it’s free. It’s like saying they’re going to make money on Halloween by charging for candy.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every time he says something completely insane or incoherent and the media basically ignores it, they look more and more disingenuous for acting like Biden was some doddering old fool and I am so fucking sick of it.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Bear looks so wistful in this one! 😍 Meanwhile I have a giant craft room packed to the rafters with supplies & what do I do? Watch television.
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The real reason there’s no deals happening is Steve Yzerman was the only one who knew how to work the printer and it needs cyan ink.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tell them. Tell them you love them. Tell them you miss them. Tell them you’re proud of them. Tell them they matter. Tag them in the meme. Sing the song. Send the text. Make the call. Give the hug. Love was never meant to be saved for eulogies.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Take a break from the horror, this bear story is beautiful 😭
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a lifelong Democrat who is white & didn't finish college, fuck every single commenter on this entire thread.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
On brand for Ira Glass to bring us something not terribly surprising but weirdly wholesome this morning 🥰
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tetris didn't make me much of a gamer, but it did make everything Tetris. Bagging groceries is Tetris. Packing a suitcase is Tetris. Organizing a closet? Tetris. The tiles in a public restroom are Tetris if you stare long enough.
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Shipping Container Tetris Game
Alt: Shipping Container Tetris Game
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love those few minutes when you first wake up & haven't looked at your phone yet & it's possible that today's the day. Unfortunately today's not the day. Schrodinger's President is still alive 😞
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It'll be so weird jumping from July 3rd right to the 5th
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People hate the Waymo but it would never do this
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am very openly obsessed with this movement in Hollywood where new talent gets to make wild horror films that are actually rated R and are doing blockbuster numbers. It's the absolute best.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A thread full of people who don't know that they still make Spirograph, it's still fun, and you can buy it at Michaels, Kohls, lots of places.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Post a picture of you all dressed up
Jean Kayak in his raccoon suit, being dragged away by beaver cops in the most legendary film ever conceived: Hundreds of Beavers
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate Arizona but I do love the place where you can pet & feed mini donkeys, deer, goats, rabbits, ostriches (scary), geese, lorikeets, even stingrays. You can stay all day! You might even get to see the ostriches run in terror from the one loose miniature goat with a bell around his neck.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can never remember, do kittens stay fresh on the shelf or do they need to go in the crisper?
A tabby kitten named Larry is interfering with my ability to put groceries in the fridge
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Everybody knows that real mermaids are a light color on the bottom & dark on the top, to better camouflage themselves from predators below and above.
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Erik Adams @erikadams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Now hearing word that Captain Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters have pulled out of the Ed Sheeran tour.
In a still from That Thing You Do, The Wonders are dressed as sailors in order to play Captain Geech And The Shrimp Shack Shooters in the fictional beach movie Weekend At Party Pier. Jimmy is _not_ into it.
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Saloni Gajjar @salonig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
let's fuckin gooooo
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well apparently I am not remotely over losing Rob Reiner 😭😭😭😭😭
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Man Crying and Sobbing
Alt: Leo Crying and Sobbing
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Always nice when someone from Pawnee wins an Emmy.
Parks and Rec writer Katie Dipoold acting in a scene from Parks and Rec.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I honestly feel terrible for the trans kids & anyone else who felt seen for the first time when they read Harry Potter, they were insidiously betrayed by this awful woman. I'd boycott it for you if I had been planning to watch but the truth is, I don't care about kid wizards.
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I think the really important thing about the "trans sports debate" is that it's NOT REAL, the things that people are fearmongering about are NOT REAL and are NOT HAPPENING. Cis women are not competing at a disadvantage against trans women, cis men aren't transitioning to win at sports, IT'S NOT REAL
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love this post more than anything else on the internet today
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Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer
Alt: Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really appreciate the work Nathan Fielder does. Completely bold and original. Also, and I say this without criticism but with praise, I often find it unpleasant and difficult to enjoy.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please don't ask Hansen to weigh in on anything, I want to keep liking their one song
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Hanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by HansonVEVO
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like the classic monsters, Pennywise first captured our imagination in a popular novel.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026
You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is 15 kinds of fucked up, some Unabomber-level fuckery with the brains of vulnerable teenagers
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Paging @generayburn.com, Mr. Rayburn you have a telephone call
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fact: only one known human has ever been born wearing eyeliner, and that person is Nestor Carbonel. The rest of us have to use the store-bought kind.
A handsome actor named Nestor Carbonel, his thick black eyelashes give the appearance that he's always wearing eyeliner
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wondering if everyone at @changinghands.bsky.social is up early setting up Gloria Steinem displays, thinking I should head over in a few hours & stock up
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seems like a lot of bad news out there today. You can't absorb it all at once. You're allowed to put on your favorite fall movie & have a pumpkin spice latte or a Popsicle or whatever you want. The news will still be bad when you're able to deal with it.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I do watch horror movies year round, but Sept/Oct feels like a special time to watch my favorites over & over & over. If you need to find me just listen for the screaming TV.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My friend's baby is 2-1/2 and basically everything she says or does is some variation of "MINE"
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Mine! Finding Nemo Seagulls Meme
Alt: Mine! Finding Nemo Seagulls Meme
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People are falling for the DSA vs Establishment trap again. Didn’t we learn our lesson in 2016 and 2024? It’s the establishment’s job to build a coalition that can win EVERYWHERE. In some places, that means ultra-progressive. In others, it means establishment. The tent is big enough for all of us.
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Got my first unsolicited senior discount, 3 months shy of actually deserving it. I'm trying to be offended but if getting old means free Halloween decorations at Ross, count me in
Look at these cool-ass Victorian crows I found at Ross, ROSS of all places, can you believe it? They look absolutely perfect with this lamp I bought at a local horror con last weekend.
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chinga-la-migra.bsky.social @chinga-la-migra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
rip to the kindest bad bitch who ever lived. we'll not see her like again
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️
Sheep grazing in fields, the one in the foreground with white smoke apparently coming out of its bottom
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Jean Kayak @jeanniepep.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Beautiful women never go for shlubby nerds" Judd Apatow: "That has not been my experience"
The beautiful Leslie Mann & her normal looking husband Judd Apatow
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