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Certified Ghoul Neighbor

@jcoltkelly.bsky.social
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professional dad, public irritant, safe streets, sunset dunes, San Francisco (he / him)

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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 2h
Second time we read this book aloud my 6 year old kid slams their hand down on the fifth page and goes THATS ME I'M NONBINARY!! And has been ever since and that kid rules so fucking hard and so does this book.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 4h
I am the common sense suburban voter. My politics revolve entirely around the price of gas and availability of parking. I'm voting no on Measure RTM because adding millions more cars on the road and skyrocketing demand for gasoline is the fiscally responsible thing to do.
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Maya🚂🚃🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚌🚎 @trains.bsky.social · 4h
if i have to drop out of grad school because i cant get there via bart anymore just so a few fascist homeowners dont have to pay a small tax i am going to be TRULY radicalized and am going to make it their fucking problem in big ways
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 4h
I want to shove the car brain boomers into a simulation where they get everything they want here. www.mercurynews.com/2026/10/05/b...
mercurynews.com
Bay Area transit tax divides residents by age and homeownership, poll finds
A new poll finds 48% support for the Regional Transit Measure, revealing divisions over whether residents should pay more to preserve Bay Area public transportation.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the social media ideal is firing off three to five borderline nonsense posts before closing the app and taking a 2 hour nap
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've said this in some of our book talks, but as an advocate I think spending a lot of time trying to find common ground with "someone on the other side" is generally a waste of time. It's much more effective to identify latent supporters of the things you want in the world and get them to join you.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"We have surf waves at home!" "Dad it's 55 degrees out here!"
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
To be clear, I am also a mediocre white man consumed by my own insecurities, but you don't see me trying to destroy the world as compensation.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
At the taco bar last night this young boy was going nuts for the Valkyries game. Reminded me of a little blond boy I met who's obsessed with KPOP Demon Hunters.
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the most part, driving is super inefficient but at least it's really expensive and also quite dangerous.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Based on nothing but hope, I believe that as you slip from this world into the next, you get to see yourself as those who love you see you
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got one of those ergonomic split keynoards and apparently i've neen typing my 'B's wrong the whole time.
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Jane Natoli 🥑🚲🍍 @wafoli.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is awful. We must break the cycle of waiting for people to die before we improve our streets. Like many of my neighbors this is an intersection I go through daily. It’s past time we improved it www.sfchronicle.com/sf/article/r...
sfchronicle.com
Pedestrian struck and killed by driver in S.F.’s Richmond District
A pedestrian died after being struck by a vehicle at Anza Street and Arguello Boulevard in San Francisco’s Richmond District, police said.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A side-effect of hyperfinancialization or whatever the fuck this is, is that the dominant discourse is rooted in the speculative future rather than grounded in present and historical observable material conditions.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 29/09/2026
Democrats seem headed for big wins, but one avenue for self-sabotage would be adopting R's framing on trans rights. @billiejsweeney.bsky.social spoke with insiders incl Lanae Erikson of Third Way and Rep. Sarah McBride for this substanial piece of new reporting. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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Democrats Lose by Punching Down on Trans Issues, Strategists Say - Assigned Media
Insiders, including at centrist think tank Third Way, are cautioning Democratic candidates against echoing Republican talking points on trans rights.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
listen i'm not gonna link to it but "stay at home parents would simply have no use for universal daycare" is some of the most "oh you've never actually talked to anyone" shit i've ever heard
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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There was probably a brief period after the invention of the fork when people complained that young people didn’t know how to use their hands anymore.
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Zach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 26/09/2026
sfchronicle.com
S.F.’s newest playground is a shipwreck mystery built into Sunset Dunes
The new Shipwreck Cove is the only playground on the 2-mile stretch of park that forms Sunset Dunes in San Francisco’s Ocean Beach — and may be in place for only one year.
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Zach Lipton @zachlipton.com · 26/09/2026
Y’all. Shipwreck Cove looks absolutely amazing. And somehow it’s a construction project in San Francisco, on public land no less, that actually finished more-or-less on time?!
View of the playground on Sunset DunesThe ship
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 25/07/2024
hmmm
AP
Live: Election 2024

AP FACT CHECK
No, the JD in JD Vance does not stand for "Jorkin Depeanus"
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FLIGHT ATTENDANT: is there a doctor on board FRANKENSTEIN: *starts to stand* DR FRANKENSTEIN: *pulls him back down* i think they mean me
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 24/09/2026
Y'all @nora.zone and I are pleased to tell you that Gavbot, the bot that provides fun Gavin Newsom facts, is live. Follow @heygavin.bsky.social for facts every 48 hours, @ him if you need one RIGHT NOW, and please submit your sourced suggestions. Be nice to him he's a baby and we're still building!
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
one thing i have to give newsom is he keeps making me find new depths of "i am NEVER voting for this motherfucker" inside myself
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Nick Field @nickfield.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The State AGs were on pace to kill the Paramount/Warner Bros by litigation and delay until Gavin Newsom stepped in and turned the tide. Now the Trump loyalist Ellisons will control CNN and HBO. Don't ever, ever forget that Newsom stabbed us in the back www.wsj.com/business/med...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Newsom Expresses Concerns About State Antitrust Suit Against Paramount
The California governor has told people involved in the suit that blocking the $81 billion deal could harm Hollywood jobs.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ruminating on this and I might have the correlation in reverse. Cranks with misanthropic politics will grasp at ANY argument to dismiss and other their opposition.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since we’re doing transplant discourse today: In my experience the people who prioritize being ‘natives’ to a place have the worst politics imaginable. Racist nimbyism with a toddler’s understanding of how society works.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Bianchi @zgaymer93.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bots are starting to overrun this site wtf. Basically all verbatim.
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Michael @scottgoblue314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know, as bad as this is, I'm going to say it's at best the third or fourth biggest theft of labor in just US history, depending on how you delimit
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same people who seem to think it’s bad for China to beat us at AI are perfectly fine with China beating us at high speed rail, solar energy, wind energy, shall we go on
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good morning everyone.
Screenshot showing that the user is muting the word beastiality … for fucks sake.
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Guy who teaches @teachsf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The average car driver hates it when bicycle riders obey traffic laws, because they themselves don't. bsky.app/profile/roto...
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If there was even a question of Gavin not running for president he probably would have spent more time being governor
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“why are all the ai ceos all of a sudden saying this weird thing?” burning man was last week and this may actually just be the explanation
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Sunsetish @sunsetish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That rent for the outer sunset is yet another crime, albeit less serious
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This happened on my block. Landlord crime wave.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fairness in women's sports" is literally just "ethics in games journalism" like this is the same thing this is part of the same playbook dawg
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☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I drank the liquid inside of a lava lamp and gained superpowers that allow me to visit the hospital whenever I feel like it.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Event planning like
Goku starting out the spirit bomb idk i don't actually watch dragon ball zed
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Walking out of Walgreens and strapping on the elbow brace I just bought is as close as I'll come to stitching up my own bullet wound.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
Pretending the days after Sept. 11, 2001 were some kind of gauzy Hallmark special when we came together as a country is nauseating and ahistorical. The country went completely insane and has not recovered
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Gabriel @gmarkoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Eternal hatred to Bush and Cheney for exploiting a terrible, evil crime to commit vastly greater and more evil crimes. Eternal hatred to Bush and Cheney for destroying our world and stealing the future of my entire generation and those who come after.
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thinking about them* today *Flagee and Ribbon
Aaron McGruder's comic strip The Boondocks, published October 19, 2001

Three panels:
1. Editor's note: For the select few who are not daily readers of the comics, "The Boondocks" has been indefinitely replaced by the uproarious fun of "The Adventures of Flagee and Ribbon." 
2. A yellow ribbon icon says: Hey, Flagee, I heard someone on the radio say that if we kill innocent people, we're no better than the terrorists. An American flag image replies: "That's left-wing, radical-hippie-communist thinkin', Ribbon
3. Flagee: "You talk like that again, I'll have to drag you out into the street and shoot you myself!" Robbin: "Yes, Flagee."
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Ida Mojadad @idamoj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
idk who needs to hear this but the fog is rolling in from the westside and it feels gooood
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ira @ira.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
O, blessed foghorns! Heralds of relief.
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Explains why libertarians are some of the most car brained people on the planet.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/09/2026
jessica lange from american horror story saying your liberation is bound up with mine you stupid slut
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Certified Ghoul Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello it's me your public school's admin system, please login and download the most fucked up pdf you've seen in your life to find out when you have snack duty.
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