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Tortured Philly Sports Fan

@jcod20.bsky.social
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Avid reader. Passionate Philly Sports enthusiast. Working every day to be kinder.

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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you have Eagles preseason tickets that you are not using, email marketing@independencebigs.org. They will put them to good use and find a Philly kid/Big Brother or Big Sister who want to attend. Same goes for any tickets to any Philadelphia sporting event!
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
A happy Go Birds to you and yours. May everyone have a relaxing 1pm window before things get weird at 4:25p
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-3) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Just a couple of minutes until my mental stability is solely dependent on the Philadelphia Eagles.
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see schrader @seeschrader.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Casual Bluesky users logging in on a Thursday about to realize half the accounts they follow are Eagles fans.
I am not an Eagles fan, but they are my favorite kind of crazy person.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Feels good to have football back. Fired up for game day #1. Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅
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a man wearing a hat with the word eagles on it stands on a football field
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Wheeler: 128 IP 2.39 ERA 2.68 FIP Sanchez: 124 IP 2.40 ERA 2.69 FIP
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Got a ConEd alert telling me to use less energy during the heat wave and this is all I can think about.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post 

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It's so cool that cities are like "oweeease only turn your AC on if you're actively dying and don't go below 79
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while the Al nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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Grimm (My Normal Name Is My Halloween Name, Duh) @grimmreality.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Respect to all generations but you are not a fucking adult until you have a favorite flavor of store-brand antacid.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Of course he’s an Eagle. OF COURSE.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Phillies 2-5 hitters, 1-11 including 0-4 with RISP.. I just… I can’t.
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Melyssa @melyssatk.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
BITCHES. LOVE. SOSA.
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patrick m. @sfpodge.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I feel like whoever created this paragraph is an executive @ my company 🫠
A screenshot of a paragraph of corporate jargon that starts with “Let's circle back and blue-sky this paradigm shift by leveraging our bandwidth to drill down on the low-hanging fruit, but only if we can move the needle without boiling the ocean…”
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This piece is fascinating in both the technical details (which are explained very well), and the human details (Elon Musk is and always has been a fraud)
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Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
college football coaches are appalled
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table
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Zach Zeaman @zachzeaman.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
The Carson Wentz Trade Tree Pre-2025 NFL Draft
Everything that the Eagles have acquired as a result of the Carson Wentz trade. The trade tree includes 11 current Eagles players and 2 currently owned draft picks. 8 of those players have ties back to the original Wentz deal.
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Todd Zolecki @toddzolecki.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Phillies pitchers and catchers. Day 1.
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Sarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
jason momoa creeping up behind henry cavil meme with the captions "bluesky users hoping philly accounts will now cool it on posting about sports for a while" and "spring training" over them
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Younger son got to school and hit his teacher up with a go birds within seconds of hitting the door, he’s not even a football fan, proud doesn’t describe what I’m feeling right now
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Robadelphia @robadelphia.gobirds.online · 10/02/2025
feels weird like almost... peaceful
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Here we go. You all saw it.
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Unbelievable bullshit officiating in favor of the Chiefs right off the bat.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Pastor said “enjoy watching the Eagles win tonight” as her greeting today. Birds by a million 🦅🦅🦅
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FlyEaglesFly!❌👑 @flyeaglesfly2.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
🦅🏈 #flyeaglesfly
man in Eagles jersey in front of the world on fire, and he is yelling GO BIRDS
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
And now begins the longest morning and afternoon of my life. Game time cannot get here fast enough. GO BIRDS!! 🦅🦅🦅 #flyeaglesfly
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
1 more sleep. Go Birds
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a football player with the number 26 on his jersey is running on the field
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hi i'm bort :) @brittahkiin.com · 08/02/2025
TWAS THE DAY BEFORE THE SUPERBOWL AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE BORT WAS EXCITED AND SCREAMING "GO BIRDS" WAY TOO LOUD
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
BIG TRUCKIN’
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
one of the worst spikes I've ever seen, especially by a QB, Kansas City should auto-lose
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Seth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Someone pointed this out to me on the other site and it's too good not to share: The Eagles had seven rushing touchdowns today. The Cowboys had six this season.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Yeah we maybe should’ve seen this score coming
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Brooks @brooksiedj.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Someone duct tape Josh Harris to a light pole.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Man, tough night for the national writers. What will they do if they can’t write “Will Sirianni be fired?League sources say everyone hates him…” for the 10th time this year.
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Derek Bodner @derekbodner.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Gutsy 4th down calls, an MVP caliber performance, bruising defense and chippy atmosphere (before it turned into a laugher). Easily one of the most satisfying (non-title winning) games I've ever watched.
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Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
See you all in hell. Go Birds
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
A last minute Go Birds to you all. Praying for our collective sanity
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a man with a beard is smiling in front of a sign that says " go birds "
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I survived a snowy drive to work. Now it is time to enjoy this Victory Monday. Go Birds! #flyeaglesfly 🦅🦅🦅
Eagles coffee mug on Eagles coaster
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Lauren (❤️‍🔥 era) @laurensversion.swifties.social · 13/01/2025
Go. Birds.
Woman and man lying in bed together. Woman is thinking “I bet he’s thinking about other women” when he is, in fact, thinking about Dallas Goedert stiff arming Carrington Valentine all the way to the end zone
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
If you are a legit title contender, you take the ball and go on a 7 min TD drive here to put this away. It’s all in front of them. You are either good enough to be that team our you’re not.
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That ball isn't catchable.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I’m not a wine drinker, but I’ve had a bottle of Pinot noir and I want you all to know… GO BIRDS!! 🦅🦅🦅
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Anyone awake right now should be allowed to go back to bed
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The Sixers: hey, we are finally getting our crap together and playing better Also the Sixers: what if we try to play a game we should win without anyone over 6’6” available to play
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 26/12/2024
They never tell you how much of fatherhood is just breaking down cardboard boxes
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/12/2024
since it is Muppet Christmas Carol time, let us revisit this wonderful interview with Michael Caine, who loves it as much as the rest of us “People say to me, Have you ever sung? I say, Yes, I sang in a movie. They say, Who with? I say, Kermit the Frog.”
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Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do
God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have never seen a player be unejected. This is wild shit in Philly. #sixers
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Tortured Philly Sports Fan @jcod20.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
It’s 3 days until Christmas and it is Game Day. Go Birds!
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two football players are dancing on a field and one has the number 26 on his jersey
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Frank Klose @frankklose.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I feel it.
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