Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 4hPhillies: Went out like Stan Chera Flyers: Tocchetpuck Eagles: Dead Save me Lebron James 030
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 6hI would like to see a "Kevin Long has been tarred, feathered, and ridden out of town on an ass" headline by 3pm today 042
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 16hHaving a horrible afternoon so it would be extremely chill and cool if the Phillies don't piss me off tonight 010
Reposted by SwellyMikelennial @mikelennial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026No heart since he’s been gone… makes you think 272
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Do you think Hartnell walks into his barber shop and just says "fuck my shit up. I want that mop up to be rock hard" 020
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's cool that the Phillies are going to go out pathetic and limped dicked when Baseball isn't coming back until 2029 050
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026One last time Phillies. Let me down once last time this year. I'm begging you 010
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If there is a merciful god The Phillies will be taken out behind the shed and put out of of their misery by 4pm so I can go Flyers mode with no distractions 150
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mattingly is thinking "hmmm yes i'll throw a clearly laboring Luzardo out there for the 5th" right now and all of you know it 011
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Don't mind me i'm just steaming in anger at a fucking bunt attempt with 2 outs and no one on. 000
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And here I thought first pitch was going to be at 2pm like a dipshit 040
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You mean to tell me that i'm going to spend all day Pissed off about the Eagles and the Phillies play at 2??????? 2101
Reposted by Swellylighthouse prince @historiancole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026she sees the phillies hype videos as sarah mclachlan sad puppies animal shelter commercials, which is correct 0164
Reposted by SwellyJimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Marked as AI SLOP Am I Seeing LeBron On Philly???? 0208
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My list is the definitive list. If you don't like my list you can go to hell. 000
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Drew Brees stick to I dunno not being a color commentator challenge 071
Reposted by SwellyLauren Dracula 🧛♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen album release day is a very important holiday for a certain type of late 30s-early 40s white guy. Please be respectful of their religious practices today 24637104
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Wife has a work event and won't be home until late tonight. It's time to lock in 080
Reposted by SwellyAF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Landon Dickerson clearly wants to be a home remodel influencer guy and I think he should pursue that dream full time. 0171
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Disgusting foul win. See everybody in a week to get mad as hell again 030
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Baz Luhrmann. Y'all hear about this? Y'all seeing this. 010
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wearing a wetland camo instead of proper Northern Hardwood Camo. Unbelievable lack of ball knowledge from this dweeb 072
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do you ever think about how Brock Purdy is being paid more than Jalen Hurts? 031
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don't like AJ Brown getting hurt because it means I can't hate watch him meltdown when he realizes Drake Maye is shit from a butt 170
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Y'all mind if a white boy whips up some frijoles refritos 170
Swelly @chipswelly.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I'm drowning in ghost peppers. I go out to harvest my peppers every day, and every day it's just "hey man here's a lot of Ghosts. Sure hope you didn't want any Jalapenos or Habaneros" 150
