Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways including never asking if you are financially stable enough to care for a pet that may have health issues at any point in its life so that’s fun for us all 3644
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/20263 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped 916322
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money 512310633
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Anders @derzquist.net · 29/08/2026There is no solution to State Fair lines that doesn't boil down to "more/bigger buildings". The notion that you can extract some part of the Fair and display it in another time & place misses the appeal. Any sort of gatekeeping misses the appeal. The Fairgrounds need to grow. 10755
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/202614 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion! 302109181842
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Anders @derzquist.net · 13/08/2026Love that MN AFL-CIO is on this list of domestic insurgent organizations and also has a building at the State Fair where you can play union bingo and win a tote bag 1429076
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026with all these cis guy athlete chuds saying they're transgender: I think they should do a few months of estrogen injections and experience debilitating, psychosis-inducing amounts of gender dysphoria. just have a small taste of what you motherfuckers put me through for decades! 13914133
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/07/2026ICE agents shouldn’t be executing people on the street even if they ARE the target of the warrant 414157920
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜 276189305169
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/04/2026I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say. 1084384516
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 01/04/2026"Fine, I'll do it myself" Trump charges at the court, trips on his comicly long tie, and his hair runs away as he lays on the ground twitching. Roberts writes for the majority, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Barrett concur. 010
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 27/02/2026if i ever get fuck-off rich my hobby is going to be running for state legislatures that pay legislators $30,000 a year. top agenda item will be raising pay for legislators so normal people can afford to serve. as soon as i achieve that i will resign to live with my model wives on a yacht 311613136
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/02/2026seems obvs to me that mamdani gets far because of his charm. why do "male self improvement" types always focus on things like looksmaxxing instead of personalitymaxxing or charmmaxxing? 51910095749
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 12/02/2026It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag 503540659
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 09/02/2026this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart 1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks 2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections 320110422311
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 08/02/2026Here's the thing, living in a fascist occupation and still doing normal shit like dealing with annoying neighbors or cleaning your cat litterbox is fucking surreal. If our lives have to be surreal, I'm glad this is how we're responding. 320650
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/02/2026crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president 584881413
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/02/2026sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal: 101294201
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it 14108802441
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Let me play you the new song of my people. (three short blasts into a 3d printed whistle at 100-120 decibels) 010
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger spara @spara.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I have a history degree specializing in the Mexican Revolution. I also have a 30-plus-year career ranging from satellite image processing, forestry, transportation and facilities planning, software development, venture capital, cloud infrastructure, and currently learning seismology. 3414
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things. 843655788
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment 168175265427
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 24/01/2026 122945
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour. 2151650520293
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2026This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men 632389295
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/01/2026This is EVERYWHERE today. Please stop giving people bad advice. If wearing juggalo makeup and putting pebbles in your shoes even worked 10 years ago, they certainly don’t work now 12520107
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I'll believe Vance is actually in Minneapolis to resolve community tensions of he agrees to a summit at Smitten Kitten. 000
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 20/01/2026I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place 15213595082
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/01/2026If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment 51324224
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Dex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 15/10/2024Minneapolis is consistently rated one of the best places to live, we largely avoided the pandemic bump in rents, and 95% of our residents live within a 10 minute walk of a park. oooooh so scary. 1945585
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/12/2023Can we talk for a second about how everything from Calvin & Hobbes profile pics to window decals involve people being weird sociopaths when that comic was all about the joy of life and connection? 3351845
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner 5693232958
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/11/2023goddamn, you'd think the Bluesky servers were Cambodian children with how Kissinger is murdering them here 8856167
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/11/2023my life got better when i stopped worrying about whether my hobbies or interests are "basic" or not. who cares. it IS wine o'clock. i DO love coffee. thank you for noticing, TJ Maxx clearance crop top 1566451
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger 🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Pecans also taste way better, eat more pecans 1311414
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 16/11/2023I'm buying the new Rothfuss book, but I'm not happy about it. FINISH THE SERIES PATRICK. 000
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 05/11/2023So here’s one of my things about AI. Right now, content that can be generated by AI—things like art, stock photos, listicles, articles—is not actually particularly expensive. 2385126
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 04/11/2023In 2009, Avenue Q went on tour posing the harsh question "What do you do with a BA in English?" to America. 010
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Yeah man our failure to do this after Appomattox led to 90 years of a one-party apartheid terror state that we barely dismantled while my parents were kids so I’m fine with making up for lost time 938865
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger 🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 27/10/2023White evangelicals have *really* benefitted from the thing where normies refuse to believe you when you explain what white evangelicals actually believe 512136488
Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 24/10/2023This was taken less than 2 miles from North Minneapolis. I got here on a bicycle, passing many families out with their children. MSP has its flaws, but we really knock it out of the park when it comes to urban parks. 050
Reposted by Jon Bohlinger Robert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 20/10/2023The IRS crackdown on rich taxpayers is already raking in millions in back taxes. It has already collected $122 million from 100 of the 1,600 millionaires who were behind on taxes. Next year, the agency is going to start auditing 60 major corporations www.marketwatch.com/story/the-ir...marketwatch.comThe IRS crackdown on rich taxpayers is already raking in millions in back taxes — here's how muchOne case involved an alleged tax cheat who spent $502,000 on gambling, the IRS says. 733388
