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Jon Bohlinger

@jbohlinger.bsky.social
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Based in Minnesota.

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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sleeping on Minnesota here.
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Batty Bunny 🦇 @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The cat distribution system works in mysterious ways including never asking if you are financially stable enough to care for a pet that may have health issues at any point in its life so that’s fun for us all
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
3 indisputable facts: - I will not rest until I have eaten every potato on the planet - It's not clear if I fully understand what a potato is - I cannot be stopped
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Minnesota AF
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I assumed that you had access to the TikTok algorithm, but not like THE TikTok algorithm.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yoda says 🏳️‍⚧️
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/09/2026
AI companies: This technology we’re developing is dangerous and might destroy humanity and we don’t know how to stop it Other people: So we should strictly regulate it, create legislative guard rails, and monitor its development? AI companies: lol no the opposite of all that & give us more money
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Anders @derzquist.net · 29/08/2026
There is no solution to State Fair lines that doesn't boil down to "more/bigger buildings". The notion that you can extract some part of the Fair and display it in another time & place misses the appeal. Any sort of gatekeeping misses the appeal. The Fairgrounds need to grow.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I like to remind folks that there are more democrats in Texas than in New York.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Needs snow tires.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Love a shirt that can hang.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm sure the furry community has plenty of dragons who are also OH. Never mind. I thought.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 17/08/2026
14 hours later and my mentions are still full of angry treatises about badly behaved cyclists. Bike lanes are not a reward for good cyclist behavior! They are infrastructure proven to make cities safer for ALL ROAD USERS. Whatever way cyclists have wronged you is irrelevant to the discussion!
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Anders @derzquist.net · 13/08/2026
Love that MN AFL-CIO is on this list of domestic insurgent organizations and also has a building at the State Fair where you can play union bingo and win a tote bag
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
with all these cis guy athlete chuds saying they're transgender: I think they should do a few months of estrogen injections and experience debilitating, psychosis-inducing amounts of gender dysphoria. just have a small taste of what you motherfuckers put me through for decades!
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Is this only about theft? What about bodily injury/collision?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 13/07/2026
ICE agents shouldn’t be executing people on the street even if they ARE the target of the warrant
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I have a spreadsheet with a bulleted action plan. Shopping list included. It's shared with my friends, we keep it up to date. I will not be caught flatfooted.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'm proud to be an American because that's where Minnesota is.
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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm also extremely wonky yes.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm extremely Minnesotan! I wasn't pretending to be a New Yorker, I'm just generally interested in reigning in police departments. We have lots of issues with that in Minneapolis, I assure you. It's made the news every so often recently.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Are you going to reign in the NYPD and force them to treat all illegal parking equally, and not ignore people who donate?
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Very well done.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/04/2026
I don't know how anyone else feels about this, but to me, sharing a screenshot of chatbot output to make a point of some kind is an excellent way to undermine any credibility that might otherwise be granted to you in the context of whatever you're trying to say.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"Fine, I'll do it myself" Trump charges at the court, trips on his comicly long tie, and his hair runs away as he lays on the ground twitching. Roberts writes for the majority, Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Barrett concur.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Gideon the Ninth. Ninefox Gambit.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Every so often a trans girl is good at sports, so democrats should give in to fascism."
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Israeli citizens held in Palestine were hostages. Palestinian citizens held by Israel are prisoners.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
if i ever get fuck-off rich my hobby is going to be running for state legislatures that pay legislators $30,000 a year. top agenda item will be raising pay for legislators so normal people can afford to serve. as soon as i achieve that i will resign to live with my model wives on a yacht
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
seems obvs to me that mamdani gets far because of his charm. why do "male self improvement" types always focus on things like looksmaxxing instead of personalitymaxxing or charmmaxxing?
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
It's the Aquatennial again. Ignore the bad stuff related to the movements of solidarity, enjoy some HAPPY civic engagement.
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 12/02/2026
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 09/02/2026
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart 1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks 2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
New York Times headline: Libertarians: We Told You So

With an image of a big black boot stomping a snake
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 08/02/2026
Here's the thing, living in a fascist occupation and still doing normal shit like dealing with annoying neighbors or cleaning your cat litterbox is fucking surreal. If our lives have to be surreal, I'm glad this is how we're responding.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
crypto wouldn't be falling like this if trump was president
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/02/2026
sure you might have seen my name in the big pdf that got released titled “list of draculas currently operating in the united states.” here’s why that’s NOT a big deal:
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Let me play you the new song of my people. (three short blasts into a 3d printed whistle at 100-120 decibels)
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Be nice to STEM majors, nobody ever explained teleology to them.
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spara @spara.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I have a history degree specializing in the Mexican Revolution. I also have a 30-plus-year career ranging from satellite image processing, forestry, transportation and facilities planning, software development, venture capital, cloud infrastructure, and currently learning seismology.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Now that blood is on the street, we still won’t admit you’ve been right all decade long while we scolded and marginalized you. Instead, we’ll declare it’s just now become right to say such things.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Minnesota state flag
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 23/01/2026
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It's so many moms.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I really didn't intend to be sexist, I meant more that the organizing I've been seeing has been done by suburban moms and they could use a guide.
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Jon Bohlinger @jbohlinger.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
We need an "Operational and cyber security for the suburban mom" guide. I'm tired of explaining that changing your username does nothing to anonymize you.
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