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MJ

@jazzylilboozemegg.bsky.social
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proudly a miserable, childless cat lady radical left lunatic just here to yell into the void 🌟proud to be a Mainer, devastatingly embarrassed to be an american🌟 she/her

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/05/2026
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If we actually want to appreciate moms, we should be providing free childcare, healthcare, and guaranteed income for stay-at-home parents to put more money in families’ pockets and ensure no SAHP is reliant on a partner for their economic security. Idk I think that’s better than 15% off a vacuum.
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Skeletired @skeletired.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A Kamala Harris presidency would have been relatively boring and you wouldn't be awake scrolling right now.
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MS Kohut @mskohut.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I find it absolutely bizarre that people think in January 2029 all of this ends. What’s happened to our society cannot be undone. People have died. Many more will before then. These people don’t believe in the peaceful transfer of power as we know.. there was an insurrection. They won’t be leaving.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I personally love to read shit like "U.S. Pauses 'Project Freedom'" in headlines. Not all good jokes need to be complicated.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Everything about this image is extremely powerful to me
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all aboard the giggle train
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/04/2026
Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/04/2026
I just want to point out that the WHCD took place in a ballroom. Holding it in a different ballroom wouldn’t make it safer. The administration chose not to designate the WHCD as a “National Special Security Event.” That’s the difference.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/04/2026
I’m at an NBA playoff game tonight and will not be covering Trump’s post-gunman press conference, which I’m sure will be deeply unsettling and weird. Congrats, America.
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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Plastic Jesus 📷🧑‍🎨🇬🇧🇺🇸 @plasticjesusart.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is what “ keep men out of women’s sports” should mean. Disgusting.
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MJ @jazzylilboozemegg.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Call me crazy but I’d much rather get hit with a nuclear bomb than have to keep paying close to $5 a gallon for gas.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 20/04/2026
Wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug. If you feel the urge to freak do the jitterbug. Come and spread your arms if you really need a hug.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
i dont understand, 2 days ago i was told there was a deal, i was told it was over and we got everything we wanted, i was told the strait would never be closed again, i was told all this just as markets were hitting their stride on friday afternoon
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 18/04/2026
Today, President Barack Obama and I read to a group of toddlers at Learning Through Play Pre-K Center in the South Bronx.  In between singing wheels on the bus, we discussed our administration’s vision for this City — one where New York’s Cutest have the strongest start possible.
Mayor Mamdani and President Obama read a picture book to a group of children.Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh with a group of children.Mayor Mamdani and President Obama chat and laugh.Children hug Mayor Mamdani.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Also why do we tolerate Presidency by social media posts?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2026
The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.
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MJ @jazzylilboozemegg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“This is going to ruin the tour — the book tour”
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Provide the social safety so that grandmothers don’t have to take multiple jobs to pay for their husbands cancer treatment
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David Futrelle @davidfutrelle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My cats are also weak on crime
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Not real but also perfection
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All they have is the oil, the land above it, the waterway down which it must float, a country full of people who hate the U.S. for all the times we have done exactly what we're doing now, and an opponent who is among the dumbest people ever to walk the earth.
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Local Observer 🇮🇶🇵🇸🍉 @observer46664.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I am in the mood for starting shit because I am absolutely livid at the moment so let's talk about a particular aspect of AI use in Iraq.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
As little as I already thought of the man I'm in awe of what he's accomplished in 15 short months. Historic run. Basically threw away all his fire extinguishers and told every firefighter in town to eat shit, and then set his house on fire. We need a separate Mount Rushmore for morons
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/04/2026
Artemis II was overshadowed by other bad things in the news but what it accomplished was frankly amazing. We are capable of incredible and unprecedented things. I’m in awe at how far we safely sent humans into space.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I like this because it articulates the conservative concept of freedom in a nutshell. You have the freedom to do x, except you don't, because I don't want you to. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How many times will we have to keep quoting the direct words of the Trump-Vance team’s mediator? It is insane the low regard these people hold us in
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
HOW DO YOU HAVE A MISUNDERSTANDING OVER A DIPLOMATIC AGREEMENT? HOW DO BOTH SIDES NOT AGREE TO TERMS WRITTEN ON THE SAME PIECE OF PAPER? I'M LOSING MY MIND.
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Shimanti | Human Consequences @humanconsequences.com · 07/04/2026
A nuclear armed United States is now an existential threat to the rest of the world
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽
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KevTheRev @kevtherev.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Since Armageddon has apparently been delayed for 2 weeks, a great way to pass thee time would be to relase the Epstein Files in accordance with the law.
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Layton @noicebloke13.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
say what you want about South Korea, at least THEY got their president impeached and thrown in prison for trying to do some bullshit
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Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: Extraordinary scenes as Iranian citizens start forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites. This is Kazerun Power Plant in Fars province, southern Iran (🎥 i24 News)
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 07/04/2026
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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Eddie @whalepsychiatrist.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We've subsidised oil companies for decades as we "need" their products to run society, but now we dont, we need to use those same subsidies for heat pumps, EV's, solar panels, turbines, bio mass what ever else we can use to generate electric, it's only fair, we'd get to "net 0" real fast that way.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy War Crimes Day to all who celebrate.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I didn’t think it was real…..so I went to truth social and there it is.
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Walker Robins @walktalks.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
some bell hooks and some hell books
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Governor Newsom Press Office @govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov · 01/04/2026
All this family does is grift off the government. Has any family relied more on the government than the Trumps?
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MJ @jazzylilboozemegg.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Wildlife @worldwildlife.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Little Ringed Plover (Charadrius dubius): "This is a small plover. Their breeding habitat is open gravel areas near freshwater, including gravel pits, islands and river edges" Thank you Amila K Madige for sharing this info and your splendid photo taken in the UK. #LittleRingedPlover #RingedPlover
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MJ @jazzylilboozemegg.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You mean to tell me the same group of people who are STILL pissed about “how long it took the schools to open back up” during a worldwide pandemic are now cheering for a fucking AI-powered robot to teach children at home??????
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