Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The guest: I booked a twin room Me: and what do you got The guest: a room with two beds Me: that's what a twin bedroom is The guest: I don't want that Me: 6242
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i like alan lockey but this is mentioned so many times and its just plainly not the reality of the facts: Keir Starmer was pushed kicking and screaming into this between very very ill-humoured statements about how labour mps are big meanies for pushing it to this point 6214
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026btw this interview with tulip siddiq lives rent free in my head. the performance where she pretends to be hearing the story for the first time, taking a deep thought and goes are you implying i am bangladeshi? is genuinely BAFTA winning comedy category. just fantastic 0120
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026pro-crime shabana mahmood: wah we have to listen to the hurt feelings of thugs and criminals we cant simply arrest people trying to kill rnli volunteers me, a true carceral feminist: 0173
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i dont believe progressive scotland but genuinely every piece of news about england is just this 0190
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026me trying to explain to the home secretary that white men can't murder RNLI volunteers at sea even if their concerns are legitimate (seeing a brown person on the bus) 1376
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i genuinely think about this every time theres any mention of narnia. one of the funniest things that have ever happened 920962
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"i never thought i'd poison MY bloodstream" says prime minister for poisoning the country's bloodstream 162
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026how i want to be with the lady who advertises m&s food products on instagram (im the grasshopper) 020
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026(my favorite thing about showing the wife star trek recently is that she every so often would ask me "what is up with q" and id be like hes just an asshole that wants to fuck starfleet captains and then she watched a couple of q episodes and went) 1210
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026these mps being banned after middle of the labour party edders does all the work to get the sanctions through 090
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ok, either the police in britain cannot police a credible threat of mass racial intimidation, in which case the home secretary needs firing, or the police in britain does not care about it, in which case the home secretary needs firing 15615
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026ok i feel less crazy now i was misremembering this story! 130
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i made this yesterday and my wife demanded this gets posted on bsky dunno why 170
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026not only did i see fuck all i stood in front of a bunch of people like this for like 30 seconds before my wife went no thats not how you use it 1352
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When haters reply to me like this i just want to say you are very off base. this is never gonna happen. i am out here posting shit like "star trek deep space hind + star trek voyeur". do not speak to me like every teacher i ever had 060
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the entire culture sector getting ready to find out who still is culture secretary 0153
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I HAD HOPE FOR BURNHAM FOR EVEN ONE LITTLE SECOND JUST OUT OF REFLEX AND NOW ITS DAWNING ON ME THAT THIS PARTY IS FULL OF CUNTS 070
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026What a great choice! if only there was some kind of department where he could actually do this for real 2182
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026you: Voyager is bad voyager is a wasted opportunity, Voyager clapped, Voyager old Voyager characterisation issues voyager behind the scenes drama me: tuvok pussy pussy pussy cunt cunt cunt video 183
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026get married and you too can lead good conversations 150
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026me at the pitt when they get the emmy that should rightfully belong to industry 170
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026you could not live with your failure. where did it bring you? back to me. i am keminevitable 1242
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i genuinely feel like people in here respect farage too much. this is a guy who walks around like this: its obviously not good for him to be forced into calling this by election. he could win it. its likely that he will. but this is a bad thing for him lol 010
Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026IS THIS HIM COMPLAINING THAT HES BEING INVESTIGATED? COOKED. GONE. LE COOKED. GONE. 040