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Jay Zedbee

@jayzedbee.bsky.social
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there's nothing like this built today, you will never see a finer ship or receive a better tip in your life

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The guest: I booked a twin room Me: and what do you got The guest: a room with two beds Me: that's what a twin bedroom is The guest: I don't want that Me:
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i like alan lockey but this is mentioned so many times and its just plainly not the reality of the facts: Keir Starmer was pushed kicking and screaming into this between very very ill-humoured statements about how labour mps are big meanies for pushing it to this point
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
btw this interview with tulip siddiq lives rent free in my head. the performance where she pretends to be hearing the story for the first time, taking a deep thought and goes are you implying i am bangladeshi? is genuinely BAFTA winning comedy category. just fantastic
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
pro-crime shabana mahmood: wah we have to listen to the hurt feelings of thugs and criminals we cant simply arrest people trying to kill rnli volunteers me, a true carceral feminist:
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i dont believe progressive scotland but genuinely every piece of news about england is just this
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me trying to explain to the home secretary that white men can't murder RNLI volunteers at sea even if their concerns are legitimate (seeing a brown person on the bus)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
wake_me_up_WAKE_ME_UP_INSIDE.mp3
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i genuinely think about this every time theres any mention of narnia. one of the funniest things that have ever happened
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching dad play this bad boy
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"i never thought i'd poison MY bloodstream" says prime minister for poisoning the country's bloodstream
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
how i want to be with the lady who advertises m&s food products on instagram (im the grasshopper)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In Berlin? In Berlin.
(Snyder interview excerpt)

In Berlin.
In Berlin! Classic. Maybe they’re a little more sensitive. The hallmark question was when one of the guys said, “Are you pro-gay or pro-NRA? Which are you?” And I said, “Look, I’ll be honest: I’m a tiny bit of both.” But obviously I’m pro-gay. I made the gayest movie ever made.

You think “300” is the gayest movie ever made?
“300” is one of the gayest movies ever made. I always go, “Look, there are few movies where people come in straight and come out gay, and ‘300’ is one of them.”
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LITERALLY I WAS SAYING THIS THE OTHER DAYYYYY
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(my favorite thing about showing the wife star trek recently is that she every so often would ask me "what is up with q" and id be like hes just an asshole that wants to fuck starfleet captains and then she watched a couple of q episodes and went)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the new york times:
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
these mps being banned after middle of the labour party edders does all the work to get the sanctions through
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ok, either the police in britain cannot police a credible threat of mass racial intimidation, in which case the home secretary needs firing, or the police in britain does not care about it, in which case the home secretary needs firing
Police were told the night before far-right agitators blocked roads into Dover that those involved had converged on a village 18 miles away and planned to use it as a launchpad, it has emerged.

People in Preston-next-Wingham told of how hundreds of men had started to arrive in the village of just over 920 residents on Friday afternoon and in effect “took over” the village.

At least one person is understood to have sought to pass on details to counter-terrorism police after people heard the far-right activists boasting in the local pub that they intended to go to Dover and “attack Muslims”.

The information was passed on to police but little or no interest was shown in the tipoff, according to the anti-fascist group Hope Not Hate, who spoke to the person. Others reported careless and illegal parking to the police but no action was said to have been taken.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
good strong stuff here i think
[Excerpt from The Guardian)

The underlying problem of his position is this. He supports the two-state solution with great vigour. He believes in the two-state solution. He sees the two-state solution being destroyed before our eyes. And I’m afraid his prescription is to do nothing about it.

Miliband also rejected Tugendhat’s claim that the ban would make Israel a pariah state.

I utterly reject the idea that we want to make Israel a pariah state. I couldn’t have been more clear in my statement about our friendship with the Israeli people and indeed our wish to have trade with green line Israel.

But, in a sense, you have to take a view about the occupation – if the occupation is illegal, do we want to maintain at the level of principle normal economic relationships? We say no. He apparently says yes, and I think that’s a mistake.

Miliband went on:

There is a choice that we face in this, which is – do we stand by? Are we bystanders to the end of a long-established government policy and indeed the only hope for security and stability in the Middle East, or do we act?

And look, we’ve chosen to act, and I actually think that the country will be with us – most of the country will be with us because we cannot simply stand by.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
ok i feel less crazy now i was misremembering this story!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i made this yesterday and my wife demanded this gets posted on bsky dunno why
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
not only did i see fuck all i stood in front of a bunch of people like this for like 30 seconds before my wife went no thats not how you use it
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
picard facing down the barrel of a romulan ship
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
+19 approval ratings in post brexit britain?
we are so back meter, depicting a scale that goes from "it's so over" to "we are so back". Needle is all the way to "we are so back"
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When haters reply to me like this i just want to say you are very off base. this is never gonna happen. i am out here posting shit like "star trek deep space hind + star trek voyeur". do not speak to me like every teacher i ever had
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
they have finally made a movie out of this premise
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
you are an enemy to me now
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
the entire culture sector getting ready to find out who still is culture secretary
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i sent this on friday....still holds
Me: being angry is not necessarily labour party, being depressed is labour party leaning. Being angry and depressed is labour party. Being resentful is labour party, being loyal is labour party but only if its unhealthy. Fighting with your wife is a bit labour party if its a resentful thing but don't worry because a relationship with a woman isn't labour party. Summer isn't labour party unless there's a drought. Winter is labour party but not if its Christmas. Autumn and spring are right out. Catholicism can be labour party but methodism is definitely labour party. Vampires are labour party. Wolfmen not so much. Space can be labour party. Cats can be labour party but mainly not. Dogs are labour party but only if they return to you after being kicked

My hostage: yes I get it. Please put down the gun

Me: no see, put down the gun that's not labour party. Shoot me and them yourself is. We will start over
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I HAD HOPE FOR BURNHAM FOR EVEN ONE LITTLE SECOND JUST OUT OF REFLEX AND NOW ITS DAWNING ON ME THAT THIS PARTY IS FULL OF CUNTS
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What a great choice! if only there was some kind of department where he could actually do this for real
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
wikipedia page
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
emmy voters at the cast of industry
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
you: Voyager is bad voyager is a wasted opportunity, Voyager clapped, Voyager old Voyager characterisation issues voyager behind the scenes drama me: tuvok pussy pussy pussy cunt cunt cunt video
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
fuck me up ems
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
get married and you too can lead good conversations
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
me at the pitt when they get the emmy that should rightfully belong to industry
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
you could not live with your failure. where did it bring you? back to me. i am keminevitable
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i genuinely feel like people in here respect farage too much. this is a guy who walks around like this: its obviously not good for him to be forced into calling this by election. he could win it. its likely that he will. but this is a bad thing for him lol
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
IS THIS HIM COMPLAINING THAT HES BEING INVESTIGATED? COOKED. GONE. LE COOKED. GONE.
Farage says he is facing new investigation as result of Sunday Times report about George Cottrell donations
Farage says is now facing another standards investigation as a result of the Sunday Times report.

And he attacks Gabriel Pogrund, the editor of the Sunday Times Insight team behind that report.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
nigel farage why is everyone so mean to me
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