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Jay Zedbee

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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a completely disproportional attack on paul simon
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
great deadpan delivery as well
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Lux 🌸 Alptraum @luxalptraum.com · 02/10/2026
IDK this surge of “if every rape survivor self-IDs on the internet change will happen” is sure making me wonder if you all have collective amnesia from 2017
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
correct
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the four different fonts on thank you david miliband for your second preference is literally naive camp by susan sontag it literally cannot be done intentionally nothing can ever be as sublime in its purity as that
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
magisterial
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oneoneoneone @oneoneoneone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is a complete insane meme the right invented that developing nations will murder you if you try to get citizenship there. buddy brazil just goes "the more the merrier" at basically anyone
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
financial journalists post in all caps because they are shouting to be heard above the din of a busy trading floor
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sometimes people struggle to make arguments they do not believe in. this is not that. she cannot make the argument because she cannot understand it
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's simply no internal cohesion to what she's saying, she cannot string a couple of sentences together, she just lies! just lies when caught and can't make the lie convincing. just unrelentingly shite. between her and creepy crawling bob if nigel fell dead reform would really struggle
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Porthos is clearly a divorce dog! he got the dog because he wanted to prove to others that he could too love something more than the his daddy's special engine
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the fact this nobody from a panel sounds more than a politician than her is just devastating. maybe kemi badenoch was right and she's just unwell
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i literally wouldn't just refute her at all i'd simply start to mock the way she talks i am sorry shes shite
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not only saying dumb shit also a terrible speaker
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i was having a normal thought, about archer's ex-wife, the character that doesnt exist, and i wanted to share them. you know, as one does, when they think of something normal, like archer's ex-wife
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well if gillian anderson dated mid to bad looking tired lesbians, id have a shot with her
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ok so first option is the pisstake: mary mcdonnell (she'd nail it though). second option: Stephanie A. Romanov (lilah from angel, yes she is younger, it's hollywood, don't worry). Option 3, Jennifer Beals (she did the L word. she would take it)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think she should have been introduced in season 2 as a foil to archer but i think she should have got to have fun in season 4 where they didnt care anymore
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently, I simply had this thought, spent like a week trying to think of "archer's ex-wife" 00s actresses, did not tell it to anyone and then announce it as if it was common news that archer had an ex-wife that they never showed and they should have
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me: i've been thinking, and I've narrowed down my choices for archer's ex-wife in the plot for archer's ex-wife in enterprise to like three choices my wife, laughing incredulously: you've been doing what? me: have i not told you that i think there should have been a plot about that? her: no!!!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he is spiritually gay
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
celebrity big brother!
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Richard @richd028.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your going to wonder how they can stretch a party game into 13 hours of TV? Just you wait untill the 60th slow mow walk set to a slow tempo acoustic cover of a 00's hit.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i never been as happy with anything as richard e. grant is with having been chosen a traitor
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that episode is actually sad it gets me every time ;_;
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me at the first traitors round table: so are you a traitor if she taps your shoulder? because i think she tapped my shoulder. is that good or bad. its good right.
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
drumhead is literally just a lady with a vagina dress doing the worlds most intense HR meeting
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the next star trek should be like Oops All Drumheads and it should be about space international diplomat-lawyers. the next star trek captain should be like christine baranski
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they can have a fist fight as long as the fight looks completely fake and stupid
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
damok is the most star trek episode of all times because it's essentially about the difficulty of talking to someone else and how once that's breached, you can connect completely different cultures
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YOU WANT TO WATCH A FUCKING SPACE BATTLE? YOU WANT TO SEE PEOPLE SHOOT A LASER? YOU WANT TO SEE WATCH A REALISTIC DEPICTION OF HETEROSEXUAL ROMANCE? GET THE FUCK BACK TO STAR WARS THEN BITCH. THIS IS STAR TREK! WE TALK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely do think the problem with modern trek is that its too exciting. no. star trek is about talking
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guinan - Q is actually the only realistic depiction of the fallout of polysexual polycle in space portland
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TNG literally took a script from a 16 year old who was like what if i was a Q? and they were like, we make it work go. i dont care anymore
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one of the 57 episodes is measure of a man! you get one whole good episode for two seasons! you want more? shut the fuck up
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i never understood the respect our veterans culture stuff but when i think about the star trek writers banging out TWENTY-SIX EPISODES A YEAR, EVERY YEAR, FOR 7 YEARS IN A ROW..........Those people were heroes. make way for them, son
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, and even his otherwordly evil stuff is, deep down inside, a just a bully
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
literally you dont like star trek just because it's a boring show about middle-aged people in an ugly room full of tacky carpeting discussing an absurd and possibly offensive dilemma the writer made up in earnest??? thats on YOU!!!!!!
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
stephen king has a very specific talent as a writer where he understands the mindset of the bullied very well, and all his stock bullies are, if not interesting, fun
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(the best character in carrie is the mean religious mom that king wants me to hate but is also clearly fascinated by. this is the case every time he writes that character)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
tbf isnt firestarter sort of loosely connected? you can do the psychic little girls extended universe
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
one for you and one for me
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(i think this is good parenting by wokies)
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
its really interesting! the cartoons only work because we know that when something bad happens to the coyote, he's actually fine; but kids watching it for the first time by wokies are just like ? you're not supposed to hurt your friends
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love this
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At no point while reading this sentence did I correctly predict what was coming next.
Twitter screenshot: New: Kyrsten Sinema's ex-boyfriend and former bodyguard said he threw her paintings into her swimming pool in part because he felt disillusioned by her relationship with a major
U.S. Artificial Intelligence software developer amid the war in Gaza
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fascinating thing that loads of kids are simply HORRIFIED by looney tunes style violence lol
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i think war of the worlds more than moreau yeah
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Jay Zedbee @jayzedbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
could they have seen a tiktok about it
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