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Jay Tennier

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It’s pronounced `ten-yay

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 6h
tweet: american *sees something american happening americanly in america*: what are a bunch of ASIANS???
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Daaaa Yankees lose
Daaaa Yankees lose
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David Palmer @cloventt.net · 07/10/2026
guess who has two thumbs and just learned how to use a tablesaw? yeah not me
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is really, really good
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 05/10/2026
adding css-in-js to the things i was right about lmao
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ATTENTION! We are legally required to implore you to read this message.
This image is a parody flyer titled "Official Apology from InfoWars." It humorously claims that the InfoWars Store is apologizing for defective products, blaming "Communists" for sabotaging their manufacturing. It sarcastically describes potential negative effects of their products and offers refunds in Bahraini dinars or bat guano. The InfoWars logo is at the bottom.This image shows a recall notice for "InfoWars Kidz Kibble" in Chicken N' Ketchup flavor. The packaging features a smiling baby and cereal pieces. The notice states that the meal-replacement pebbles can be a choking hazard for children without adult teeth.The image is a recall notice for the "InfoWars Pregnancy Tracker App." It instructs users to uninstall the app and place their phone in a freezer. An email address for further instructions is provided.A black tactical bulletproof vest with "InfoWars" logo is shown. The text above reads "RECALL NOTICE" in red. Below, it announces a recall of the InfoWars Tactical Bulletproof Vest, stating it may increase bullet speed rather than protect. There's an apology for the error.
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Incredible Markie Post vibes (complimentary, obviously)
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rod Torfulson's Armada featuring Herman Menderchuck
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meet me on the border of Muse and Emerson Lake and Palmer
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my prescription is simple, says the doctor. you must kill and eat the great clown pagliacci
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We were already doing a great job of this when I took over Engineering and I'm proud that we never lost that mindset. There's a ton of freedom in knowing that there's a process in place to take care of you when something goes wrong and the only thing you'll get from your colleagues is support.
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was our unwritten rule at Rainforest QA. We did a lot of work to make sure things went out correctly and even more work to make sure we could unbreak shit quickly when they didn't.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Gif of Daffy Duck saying “it’s mine mine mine all mine”
Gif of Daffy Duck saying “it’s mine mine mine all mine”
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We already have these they're called sledgehammers
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I did not expect to be this emotional watching Max Scherzer throw his final game for the Blue Jays. Went out like a fucking champ!
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Someone needs to do some science and figure out why coffee tastes better when it's in a ceramic mug
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A screenshot of the infamous @dril tweet: “the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit”
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I saw the photo before I saw the rest of the post and I immediately knew it was you
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, Onimusha is wild. I had to fight a boss to get into a temple then I had to fight two of the same boss together to get out of it then when I did get out within minutes I had to fight a giant, mutant version of that same boss with two stages. God I hate those fucking Nue.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you left out the fifth scenario
President Donald Trump died when he hit a golf ball at a tree and it bounced back and bonked him in the nuts and then the tree fell and squashed him flat and his body hat to be peeled off the fairway

Positive 95%
Negative 7%
Net sentiment +88%
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, before playing Onimusha: Way of the Sword: "Why is everybody talking about blowjob brothers?" Me, after entering Kennin-ji Temple: "Well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@RossWBermanIV

I’m a REAL MAN:

I’m SCARED OF CITIES

I’m MAD at the LITTLE MERMAID

My truck is TALL and I have to crawl into it like a BABY

Do not get me STARTED on women’s sports
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The bot fused together open-source intelligence with secret signals intelligence in government holdings…" There is no fucking way that that's how it actually "worked".
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man it has been a rough time being a Jays fan this year
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
First week back to working out after a couple of months off and it's been three days since I did squats and I still can't comfortably walk down stairs.
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Somehow looking like a more bloated Christopher Hitchens here
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Talk about a smile not making it to the eyes ooof
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a great reminder that most of the rhetoric around AI risk comes from a bunch self-styled philosopher kings who told each other so many scary stories that they conjured a Cyber Slenderman that only they can see
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public enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026
if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 16/09/2026
If you want a tldr of this thread it’s this
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Oneders have dropped out of their Ed Sheeran tour dates
A promo picture of the band “The Oneders (The Wonders)” from the movie That Thing You Do
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sallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in 2011 - fuck ed sheeran [musically] Me in 2026 - fuck ed sheeran [politically]
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man, fuck this bullshit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Turns out they left by the 7th anyways 😄
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
At the Blue Jays game and the woman behind me just said "OMG there's nine innings?!" and I nearly died
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ballpoint pen, copic marker, & a bit of crayon.  A fully grown man is in a tree fort high above the ground. A pack of river beavers have circled the tree and are beginning to chomp. He pleads with the beavers. “Beavers,” he says. “Let’s talk. I can get you logs.” It’s doubtful that a deal will be made. These beavers have had their sights set on this tree and there’s no guarantee that this man can deliver on his log promise. Big tree fall hard. Artist’s note: I like how the leaves turned out here.
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God you're absolutely right. There's somehow an infinite number of universes without an Earth and yet Keidis is in every one of them still singing about California.
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Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Honestly can't decide if the Chilli Peppers would be better or worse in this scenario
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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