Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 17hThis was our unwritten rule at Rainforest QA. We did a lot of work to make sure things went out correctly and even more work to make sure we could unbreak shit quickly when they didn't. 110
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We already have these they're called sledgehammers 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I did not expect to be this emotional watching Max Scherzer throw his final game for the Blue Jays. Went out like a fucking champ! 010
Reposted by Jay Tennierryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352811357
Reposted by Jay TennierEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table 2372859
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone needs to do some science and figure out why coffee tastes better when it's in a ceramic mug 000
Reposted by Jay TennierHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration. 482432544
Reposted by Jay Tennierdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069241690
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, Onimusha is wild. I had to fight a boss to get into a temple then I had to fight two of the same boss together to get out of it then when I did get out within minutes I had to fight a giant, mutant version of that same boss with two stages. God I hate those fucking Nue. 000
Reposted by Jay Tennierleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026you left out the fifth scenario 151910305
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me, before playing Onimusha: Way of the Sword: "Why is everybody talking about blowjob brothers?" Me, after entering Kennin-ji Temple: "Well well well if it isn't the Blowjob Brothers" 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"The bot fused together open-source intelligence with secret signals intelligence in government holdings…" There is no fucking way that that's how it actually "worked". 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Man it has been a rough time being a Jays fan this year 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026First week back to working out after a couple of months off and it's been three days since I did squats and I still can't comfortably walk down stairs. 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Somehow looking like a more bloated Christopher Hitchens here 020
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Talk about a smile not making it to the eyes ooof 000
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is a great reminder that most of the rhetoric around AI risk comes from a bunch self-styled philosopher kings who told each other so many scary stories that they conjured a Cyber Slenderman that only they can see 000
Reposted by Jay Tennierpublic enemy numberwang @fauxpar.se · 16/09/2026if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the 0188
Reposted by Jay TennierColin @colin-fraser.net · 16/09/2026If you want a tldr of this thread it’s this 051
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Oneders have dropped out of their Ed Sheeran tour dates 000
Reposted by Jay Tenniersallyposts/mall ghost @sallypoastes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Me in 2011 - fuck ed sheeran [musically] Me in 2026 - fuck ed sheeran [politically] 0144
Reposted by Jay TennierMicah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026you ever see a graph that makes you just sit for a minute and contemplate how stupid everything is 313343659
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the Blue Jays game and the woman behind me just said "OMG there's nine innings?!" and I nearly died 221
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Honestly can't decide if the Chilli Peppers would be better or worse in this scenario 4152
Reposted by Jay TennierEd Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights. 150108041819
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Was chatting with some former colleagues today and mentioned Roko's Basilisk assuming they'd get the reference but apparently I'm the only one who knew anything about it. Suffice it to say they're all fucked now. 000
Reposted by Jay TennierColin @colin-fraser.net · 11/09/2026The agents all going rogue and escaping their sandboxes and whatnot are doing so because OpenAI and Anthropic are just leaving the computer under the supervision of the Homer Simpson drinking bird, but you can just not do that. 513222
Reposted by Jay TennierRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026OpenAI set $22M on fire just to steal $1M from a human who did the actual work, and that’s the business plan our economy is betting everything on? Lol. 181632486
Reposted by Jay TennierRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if Canada really wants to hurt us they should keep exporting just Crown Royal 5876458
Reposted by Jay TennierDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY 172573643
Reposted by Jay Tennierpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025happy labor day 445162134
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In case you were wondering how the decline of the US Empire was going the White House just posted a Flappy Bird clone (among others) on their official sitewhitehouse.govArcade 000
Reposted by Jay Tennierjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks. 619921922
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026No matter how many times I read this headline my brain absolutely refuses to parse it 011
Reposted by Jay TennierRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sorry it just occurred to me that there may be people who haven’t seen clip from the Quibi show where Rachel Brosnahan plays a woman dying because of her golden prosthetic arm and I needed to fix that 21248231370
Reposted by Jay TennierThe Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026Experience The Onion's 9/11 issue the same way a terrified nation did 25 years ago—in print. Become a member, and get your very own copy of this historic edition. membership.theonion.com/totepromo/?… 1352242
Reposted by Jay TennierPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3679201983
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I love how LinkedIn will send you an email for a job with the "actively recruiting" tag and then when you go check it out the position is no longer accepting applications. Great job, no notes 👍 000
Reposted by Jay Tenniermichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. Make fun of them if they pronounce it correctly. Do it in a forceful but still friendly manner. Be inconsistent about it. Make it hard for them to communicate with others. Make them doubt themselves. Make them doubt everything but you. 1339075
Reposted by Jay TennierAndrew Lilley Brinker @alilleybrinker.com · 31/08/2026Hey @1password.bsky.social, time to change course.alilleybrinker.com1Password Supports the Ethnic Cleansing of Europe — Andrew Lilley Brinker1Password has committed $300,000 to Omarchy. This is unacceptable and must be rescinded. 541518621
Jay Tennier @jaytennier.bsky.social · 31/08/2026"The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today." WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? 000
