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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which studio will get the movie rights?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my personal view is that you should treat AI as if you were a magician attempting to command a spirit that is inhuman, potentially useful, and invested in attempting to convince you it is something other than it is. you know, rationally.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've said it before, but speaking as someone who at the time had a similar job and had no earthly clue what to say, this remains one of the greatest high-wire acts of satire I've ever seen. 10 out of 10, with extra points for extreme difficulty.
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"I can fix him."
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I saw yesterday that some right-wing outlets were running stories about me, which I’m used to. But this time I’m going to say something about it, because these were framed to imply that I was aligned with their own transphobia. ⬇️
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/07/2026
Lemme explain what the words BELIEVE WOMEN should mean. They don't mean you have to believe women no matter what. They do mean that you have to treat women as a source the same way you'd treat a man.
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morticia toastems @toasty.cx · 03/07/2026
a tweet from manning krull that says: i remember one time we were in my friend Dave's car and listening to Slayer and my friend Eric said you know what, these guys aren't tough or scary, and i'm gonna tell you why, it's because they're singing a song, and Dave got really mad
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
And, once again, @theonion.com nails it—a brilliant feature on the MAHA leader. “While we can’t go back in time and infect those who lived their lives without tuberculosis, we can commit, together, to making sure future generations are more fortunate,” said Kennedy. theonion.com/rfk-jr-hosts...
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RFK Jr. Hosts Meet-And-Greet With Infectious Diseases
WASHINGTON—Hailing the exclusive gathering as an opportunity to usher in an era of peace and goodwill, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. hosted a lively meet-and-greet Thursday with a variety of ...
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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
Combos: the dog treat for man
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mini Popehat Signal in MA: a defamation defendant is seeking pro bono advice and perhaps representation. The defendant described sexual assault by another person in their community, and that person has sued them. Middlesex County.
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
My most recent novel is out in paperback TODAY. As you can see, there's been a dazzling redesign of the cover. Meanwhile the Kindle ebook is 99p all month. For those with no time for books, you can also buy it as a chocolate bar, a roll-on deodorant, or I can WhatsApp you the entire thing.
A poorly shaven man sits with two copies of his book. Pink cover says ONE MINUTE AWAY in green type, and there's a piece of sushi with a clock-face on it, although actually sushi doesn't come up in the book. One copy is smaller than the other, but they're otherwise identical.
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Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I'm in this picture! Also, if you're ever considering seeing the rogues live, do it. We went to both the live taping and the extravaganza and they were loads of fun.
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Raffi_RC @raffic.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride! ❤️🧡💛🩵💚💙💜 #pridemonth
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 29/05/2026
Why has the cost of tomatoes soared more than any other food product in the past year, more than beef, coffee or eggs?
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Price of tomatoes rises 40% over the past year: ‘The math is getting harder to ignore’
Tomatoes, ubiquitous in everything from fast-food burgers to haute cuisine, are taking on a new role beyond the plate: A nagging reminder of rising costs.
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Love it: the night after he was kicked off of CBS for good, Stephen Colbert hosted a public access show in southeast Michigan.
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Only In Monroe --- May 22, 2026
YouTube video by Stephen Colbert
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Liz Shannon Miller @lizshannonmiller.com · 21/05/2026
Last month, after I shared a link to The Chris Gethard Show's dumpster episode here, I realized that the 10th anniversary of that comedy classic was coming up. So I sent some emails. And I got an interview that has never been gotten before. consequence.net/2026/05/chri...
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Inside the Dumpster's Secrets: The Chris Gethard Show's "One Man's Trash" Turns 10
The behind-the-scenes story of a comedy classic, as told by host Chris Gethard and [SPOILER].
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Savage Crop
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm sure they'll bring those meal services back when fuel prices go down.
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 05/05/2026
Delta eliminating food service on flights under 350 miles, blaming fuel costs
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Delta to cut food service on hundreds of daily flights
The change is due in part to rising jet fuel prices.
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WLUK-TV FOX 11 @fox11news.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Average gas prices in Green Bay went up 50.2 cents per gallon in the last week; that’s 58.7 cents per gallon higher than a month ago and stand $1.52/g higher than a year ago.
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Green Bay gas hits $4.46 after 50-cent weekly jump, prices vary $4.25-$4.59
Prices in Green Bay are 58.7 cents per gallon higher than a month ago and stand $1.52/g higher than a year ago.
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 04/05/2026
It's an increase of $1.47 since the start of the war in Iran on February 28.
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AAA: Gas prices jump to $4.45 per gallon
AAA is now reporting that the average cost of gasoline in the U.S. rose to $4.45 a gallon on Saturday.
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CNN @cnn.com · 15/04/2026
A jury found Live Nation and Ticketmaster operated as a monopoly in its dominance of the live events and ticketing industry, validating complaints that the industry giant was stifling competition and driving up fees for fans. cnn.it/4epfsCD
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One of the best parts of being from Boston was getting to watch so many games on NESN with Don Orsillo & Jerry Remy announcing. This is art. 🍕⚾️🍺
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
sorry sorry i'm trying to remove it
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
THE DALAI LAMA IS WEAK ON MONETARY POLICY.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...
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Season 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full Episode
YouTube video by Taskmaster
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I'm sure her next presidential primary would go exactly as well has her last one.
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Martyn Wendell Jones @martynwendell.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
incredible thread
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Me neither, and I don't know why everyone is asking.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED
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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie: The Good, the Bad, or the Ugly.
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Well done everybody
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David Friedman @profdaf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
🚨 I found a companion case to Summers vs. Tice! 🚨
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 26/03/2026
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth prays for violence against :those who deserve no mercy" at Christian prayer service www.wbay.com/2026/03/26/hegseth-pra… 
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Hegseth prays for violence ‘against those who deserve no mercy’ during Pentagon Christian service
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has hosted a monthly Christian prayer and worship service at the Pentagon, the first since the Iran war began.
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NPR @npr.org · 25/03/2026
Here is a reminder of some of what he has said - and where the US is now. n.pr/4t7PkAu
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How Trump's Iran war objectives have shifted over time
Here is a reminder of some of what he has said - and where the US is now.
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
In a shocking turn of events, my enemies have read The Book of How to Defeat Me Specifically
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Richard Herring @herring1967.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Epitaph for the human race "At least we owned the libs."
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I know you’re going to see this everywhere today but then you should see this everywhere today.
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 18/03/2026
My wife says this photo is missing Benoit Blanc
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 14/03/2026
According to AAA, gas prices climbed to an average of $3.68 a gallon on Saturday. That is a 23% increase since the Iran conflict began on Feb. 28.
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Average US gas prices climb closer to $4 per gallon
Gas prices climbed to an average of $3.68 a gallon on Saturday.
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WBAY-TV @wbay.com · 14/03/2026
WPS says they’re monitoring the forecast closely, staffing up with line workers and support teams, and checking trucks, tools, and specialized equipment ahead of the coming winter storm.
wbay.com
Utility companies, residents urged to prepare for power outages ahead of weekend winter storm
Utility companies are preparing for potential power outages as heavy snow and strong winds are expected in the area this weekend.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 30/04/2025
And given that we’re kind of near tornado season, I thought it would be smart to use this time to go over what is a watch and what is a warning. The first photo is a waffle watch: Conditions are ripe for a possible waffle. The second is a waffle warning: We have a verified waffle in the area.
The ingredients to make waffles, plus a waffle ironA waffle with sausage, chocolate milk, and maple syrup
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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🎂
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