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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why do so many people act like only the Democrats have agency? If they do something wrong, they (rightfully) get blamed. But if the GOP does something wrong, it's somehow still Democrats fault for not trying hard enough to stop them. And people do this across the political spectrum.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I just want each team to hit a ball off the other's roof and have to deal with the intricacies of their ground rules.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This just reminds me that I never want to sit in the front couple rows at a baseball game. There's no way I'd be able to stop myself from reaching into the field of play to catch a fly ball.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

OK, but only if he wears the mask and cape... Wait, you mean the other kind of bat dog, don't you?

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's kinda like watching the old disk defragmenter program in early Windows systems.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Too many people were abusing the old, very generous, DAS policy. People were advertising Disney "tours" with essentially free genie+, using their DAS pass as a profit opportunity. It's unsurprising that they cracked down. For every inch they gave, assholes took a mile.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jesus "Turn the other cheek" Christ was overflowing with testosterone? Sure, Jan.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Just had to hold the mute button down until they got the giggles out.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

They could also be doing balance-transfer tricks to bring the interest rate down. I know that's what I did when I've found myself in a bad spot in the past.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I suspect most are still saving for retirement, though, and could fall back on that if they lost their income. But it really goes to show that income and financial understanding are not perfectly correlated.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

As terrible as Vilma was as an announcer, he was on that torn Achilles immediately. Idk if he had someone in his ear or he just knows injuries that well, but he was very informative in that one specific instance during the Packaneers game yesterday.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ernest Scared Stupid. I watched half of the movie and didn't finish it while my sister was babysitting me. I had trouble sleeping for days. Finished it the next time my sister babysat me and was completely fine thereafter. Closure is important, I guess.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sounds like a great recurring skit on a sketch show.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's flexible. It works as both "I don't care what you do" and "I really care what you do," depending on your tone.

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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026

I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...

Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

People and news agencies only have so much attention budget for potential existential crises. And right now AI is eating up the majority of that budget.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The problem with these jokes is that customers only hear them once every couple of days. So even though you know they're bad, they aren't *that* annoying. Cashiers, on the other hand, hear them once every couple of customers.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Not that they know of."

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"This is your brain on drugs" had a much, much higher peak, but I hardly hear it anymore. "I learned it by watching you" almost disappeared from the zeitgeist for a while, but came back hard and is probably more well known today.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Which studio will get the movie rights?

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I look forward to this movie in 2 years.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think Marley and Me was thr shifting point. A lot of people were upset about it.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's funny, I found Geologic and podcast early on, but it took a couple words in between to realize that they were supposed to go together.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There are lots of constitutional amendments that people want, but eliminating the or reworking the pardon power is facially non-partisan, would garner broad electoral support, and would greatly aid in reducing government corruption.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Is anyone making supply-side decisions based on current prices, though? They aren't going to slow down oil production because diesel sells for $5/gallon instead of $6. It's a dumb policy, but because of the current limits on int'l supply, I doubt you'd see any notable shift in gasoline prices.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The problem is that it assumes that international order is not in the best interest of the country. That may be correct in the short run, but I doubt that it's true in the long run.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I look forward to them pivoting to the right when the vibes shift on the left.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Right. I just wish things weren't stupid.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They aren't doing it because they want to. They are making shit up for search engine optimization. They realized that search engines don't like recipes because they are too short. If they add pages of text before the recipe, however, the search engine treats it more like any other page.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Another example is Amazon not actually stating the item that you purchased in confirmation emails anymore.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A Muppet crime procedural about the murder of the Philly Phanatic, in which Gritty, Swoop, and Franklin the Dog are the primary suspects? I can just see all the sports cameos. Relatedly.... Franklin the Dog? In a city with two of the most iconic mascots ever, the 76ers went with Franklin the Dog?

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If the Packers protect a little better, they win both games and it's not even close. The offensive line is a huge albatross on the team right now, even worse than last year.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I bet that area smells awful right now.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The problem is that fruit is both a botanical and culinary term, and the meanings are similar, but not exact matches. So people feel very smart by conflating the two. In reality, pumpkins are both botanical fruits and culinary vegetables.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

For me it's Barry Sanders. His ability to stop and start, change direction, and avoid direct hits has never been matched.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

But pardons do, if Trump chooses to pardon them.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Good. I'll be starting on that once I finish this season of Reacher.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

How about Neagley? Is she fed up?

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He's inauthentic. He's a Midwestern Ted Cruise. You get the feeling that he'll say or do anything to benefit himself, but he pretends to be a good person. At least Trump doesn't pretend.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hey! You broke Betteridge's Law!

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Not only were they disgusting from both a taste and texture standpoint, they were also incredibly inconvenient to eat!

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Data center Donnie is at it again.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's amazing how people can look at a cautionary tale and take all of the wrong lessons.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It was the offensive line. Love was running for his life all game. The Vikings just got home more often in the second half.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The thing that stood out to me was just how abysmal the line was. Idk if they were closer to Swiss cheese or soggy kleenex, but either comparison works.

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You can see exactly how it happened. They have a predator tour, which makes sense. Those are the coolest animals in most zoos. Then they apply the ticket categories that they probably use for every other tour and experience without giving it a second thought...

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Jayme M @jaymem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The AI developers are not worried about the effects of rushing forward with AI. As long as they are rushing forward, regulators should be rushing to keep up.

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