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Jay Batzner

@jaybatzner.bsky.social
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I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 4h
I am not enjoying the third season of The Leftovers. The show started with an interesting premise but now feels like it has crawled up into its own pretentious ass. Sunk cost fallacy + short final season means I'm probably finishing it anyway.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 8h
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over the last year I realized how much and how often I have tried to change myself for someone else. Learning that I don't have to change anymore is giving me such freedom. Didn't know what I was missing.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wtf is my youtube algorithm
Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa @TheRealShedLife 27K likes 471K views 2mo ago more
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I AM suggesting that coconuts migrate.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proper cinnamon rolls need to be slightly underbaked.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
I swear I will vote for any person who runs on revenge and court reform. That’s it. Those are the two planks of your campaign? You got my vote
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got angry in a meeting today. I don't think it violated my "tactical apathy" approach but it did end up feeling like me still getting mad about issues that nobody is going to fix.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.
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Mike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not you.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the sugar cookie has just the perfect amount of almond extract.
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Archer: It's Like Seeing The Face of God
ALT: Archer: It's Like Seeing The Face of God
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
balls, knickers, scrote.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Said it before and I'll say it again: Kyle McLaughlin should have been Emperor Corrino in the new Dune movies.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Offspring is a gut punch of an ST:TNG episode. Hits hard every time, even before I became a parent.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!) @wesflinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m so sorry
A picture of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) with the caption “she wants the D”
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm glad they are rebooting Highlander instead of making some kind of legacy sequel. Could you imagine if Highlander ever had a sequel?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tigra's entire career summed up in one panel.
Comic panel. Tigra, wearing a green formal dress, is standing next to Moon Knight in his "Mr. Knight" guise. She's saying "And Tigra!"
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so interesting.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t even need to ask.😆
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 25/09/2026
Bluesky has got to be the quietest social network I've ever used. I don't get much engagement here, but I always find something interesting, often intellectually engaging, and occasionally something soulful. Unlearning my social media expectations might be the whole ball game.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Jack @jackloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Word is they're sending Lucy a strongly worded letter... My latest at @mcsweeneys.net
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records theonion.com/fbi-hack-exposes-thous…

“What kind of demented people want to know more about Kash Patel?”

Joel Craney, Patent Reader
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman - Electric Boogaloo
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Sharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.reddit.com/media?url=ht...
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mom can you come pick me up the string quartet didn't repeat the exposition in the Haydn
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My Midwestern casserole game is on point.
A Frito pie (chili with Frito chips and cheese mixed in)
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The introduction of MuseHub will be marked as the enshitification point for Musescore.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have come to appreciate the 32 key keyboard. 25 is too small, 37 gets cumbersome for on-the-go. 32 has just the right amount for me to get around and be portable as well.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The committee meeting I'm currently in is being sidetracked by a discussion of the pedantic specificity of Robert's Rules of Order. I understand that those rules have a function. But I have zero interest in it and am currently in hell.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato as "potatoe" and it basically destroyed his political credibility (such that it was).
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting my first ocular migraine in over a year. That's weird.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just saw a commercial for heart medicine that was scored by a light instrumental version of Listen to Your Heart by Roxette. I am Not Really Okay with how that ages me.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Matt Sargent @mattsargent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Has anyone considered that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the Black Lodge Beach Boys.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chief come to find you, you don't come for me
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