Reposted by Jay BatznerJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle. 81244231
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 4hI am not enjoying the third season of The Leftovers. The show started with an interesting premise but now feels like it has crawled up into its own pretentious ass. Sunk cost fallacy + short final season means I'm probably finishing it anyway. 000
Reposted by Jay BatznerRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 8hBREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 232208651
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Over the last year I realized how much and how often I have tried to change myself for someone else. Learning that I don't have to change anymore is giving me such freedom. Didn't know what I was missing. 010
Reposted by Jay BatznerDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026wtf is my youtube algorithm 2215616
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Proper cinnamon rolls need to be slightly underbaked. 000
Reposted by Jay BatznerImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026I swear I will vote for any person who runs on revenge and court reform. That’s it. Those are the two planks of your campaign? You got my vote 331363206
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got angry in a meeting today. I don't think it violated my "tactical apathy" approach but it did end up feeling like me still getting mad about issues that nobody is going to fix. 000
Reposted by Jay BatznerDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you have no concept of how people engage with music 5748100864
Reposted by Jay BatznerAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.metrotimes.comMike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro TimesMike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families. 14585362834
Reposted by Jay BatznerSailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it! 17352421731
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When the sugar cookie has just the perfect amount of almond extract.static.klipy.comArcher: It's Like Seeing The Face of GodALT: Archer: It's Like Seeing The Face of God 020
Reposted by Jay BatznerHourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026 28123
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Said it before and I'll say it again: Kyle McLaughlin should have been Emperor Corrino in the new Dune movies. 000
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Offspring is a gut punch of an ST:TNG episode. Hits hard every time, even before I became a parent. 000
Reposted by Jay BatznerLupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive. 2124700495
Reposted by Jay BatznerWes Flinn (now with new trombones!) @wesflinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’m so sorry 041
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm glad they are rebooting Highlander instead of making some kind of legacy sequel. Could you imagine if Highlander ever had a sequel? 120
Reposted by Jay Batznercait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer 283460303
Reposted by Jay BatznerSarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tigra's entire career summed up in one panel. 1046246
Reposted by Jay BatznerLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That's so interesting. 1828230
Reposted by Jay BatznerMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t even need to ask.😆 1343687522
Reposted by Jay Batznerℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University. 843218927
Reposted by Jay BatznerMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO. 1028025
Reposted by Jay BatznerAndy Adams @flakphoto.news · 25/09/2026Bluesky has got to be the quietest social network I've ever used. I don't get much engagement here, but I always find something interesting, often intellectually engaging, and occasionally something soulful. Unlearning my social media expectations might be the whole ball game. 4096037441
Reposted by Jay BatznerJack @jackloftus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Word is they're sending Lucy a strongly worded letter... My latest at @mcsweeneys.net 3404
Reposted by Jay BatznerThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026FBI Hack Exposes Thousands Of Employee Records theonion.com/fbi-hack-exposes-thous… 654347
Reposted by Jay Batznerex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Literally everyone will tell you that. 1594733326
Reposted by Jay BatznerSharkmeister77 @sharkmeister77.bsky.social · 24/09/2026www.reddit.com/media?url=ht... 14468241132
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mom can you come pick me up the string quartet didn't repeat the exposition in the Haydn 020
Reposted by Jay BatznerThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU 937177993719
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The introduction of MuseHub will be marked as the enshitification point for Musescore. 000
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have come to appreciate the 32 key keyboard. 25 is too small, 37 gets cumbersome for on-the-go. 32 has just the right amount for me to get around and be portable as well. 000
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The committee meeting I'm currently in is being sidetracked by a discussion of the pedantic specificity of Robert's Rules of Order. I understand that those rules have a function. But I have zero interest in it and am currently in hell. 130
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I remember when Dan Quayle spelled potato as "potatoe" and it basically destroyed his political credibility (such that it was). 010
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Getting my first ocular migraine in over a year. That's weird. 000
Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just saw a commercial for heart medicine that was scored by a light instrumental version of Listen to Your Heart by Roxette. I am Not Really Okay with how that ages me. 000
Reposted by Jay BatznerKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my new favorite thing. 74164115267
Reposted by Jay BatznerMatt Sargent @mattsargent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Has anyone considered that the Red Hot Chili Peppers are the Black Lodge Beach Boys. 053