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Jay Batzner

@jaybatzner.bsky.social
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I write weird music and read too many comic books. Sometimes I do both at the same time...

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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 1h
Anyone out there use Opusmodus? I'm intrigued by unusual composition tools and wonder what anyone thinks about this.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys: Noodle Scene
ALT: Kiefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys: Noodle Scene
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah I'm curious to try that
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes. These are my favorites. Mom used to make them around the holidays but her recipe book was a little older and didn't have coconut.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was reminded of this masterpiece today youtu.be/I3g6mFI4Fug?...
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship Of The It's My Book They'll Walk If I Tell Them Too (ANIMATED)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from Michael M (@michaelmphysics):

(Adam Driver from Marriage Story shouting, "So no one told you life was gonna be this way", then four Adam Drivers punching the wall in the second panel)
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would love to see that. Don't know about Kurt Russell as Paul. He would be good for Stilgar, Gurney, or Feyd-Rautha. The sandworm effects would be amazing.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am not enjoying the third season of The Leftovers. The show started with an interesting premise but now feels like it has crawled up into its own pretentious ass. Sunk cost fallacy + short final season means I'm probably finishing it anyway.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Over the last year I realized how much and how often I have tried to change myself for someone else. Learning that I don't have to change anymore is giving me such freedom. Didn't know what I was missing.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wtf is my youtube algorithm
Tomatoes and onions do not be salsa @TheRealShedLife 27K likes 471K views 2mo ago more
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I AM suggesting that coconuts migrate.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am deeply concerned as to what led someone to say "you know what these Cheerios need? Chopped circus peanuts." What kinds of life choices lead you to that mental state?
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Proper cinnamon rolls need to be slightly underbaked.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
I swear I will vote for any person who runs on revenge and court reform. That’s it. Those are the two planks of your campaign? You got my vote
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A block of loopy, swashy hand drawn lettering. Colored in an orange to purple gradient with a deep black 3D effect and some grungy decay and color filtering added. It reads, of course, ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got angry in a meeting today. I don't think it violated my "tactical apathy" approach but it did end up feeling like me still getting mad about issues that nobody is going to fix.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you have no concept of how people engage with music
nicksaraev ~
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I am not joking when I say this.
Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over.
Al music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all Al music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago.
Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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The Web Optimist @weboptimist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.
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Mike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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Sailing Steve @sailingsteve.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good advice!! Make noise. It's long. Read it!
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Days of Thunder
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not you.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When the sugar cookie has just the perfect amount of almond extract.
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Archer: It's Like Seeing The Face of God
ALT: Archer: It's Like Seeing The Face of God
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 29/09/2026
balls, knickers, scrote.
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Said it before and I'll say it again: Kyle McLaughlin should have been Emperor Corrino in the new Dune movies.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Offspring is a gut punch of an ST:TNG episode. Hits hard every time, even before I became a parent.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Wes Flinn @wesflinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m so sorry
A picture of the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D) with the caption “she wants the D”
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That is like making a legacy sequel for something like The Blues Brothers.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm glad they are rebooting Highlander instead of making some kind of legacy sequel. Could you imagine if Highlander ever had a sequel?
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
so called free thinkers when mommy takes the warm soft sheets out of the dryer
orange cat asleep under a navy blue pillowcase
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tigra's entire career summed up in one panel.
Comic panel. Tigra, wearing a green formal dress, is standing next to Moon Knight in his "Mr. Knight" guise. She's saying "And Tigra!"
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He takes care of the place while Master is away. My cat does the same.
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Order extra cheese next time
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That's so interesting.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t even need to ask.😆
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know what’s more dangerous than a trans athlete? 7 Frat boys at Cornell University.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Once I interviewed a guy who brought one piece of chocolate cake, one ice cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. I hired him but he immediately used his 2 weeks of PTO.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, working at a desk. A brain next to her says, "We need to take breaks!"
The second panel zooms in on Sarah's face. She is annoyed. She says, "What if I don't listen to you?"
The third panel shows the brain smiling.
The fourth panel shows the brain reaching towards a lever. The brain says, "I'LL MAKE YOU."
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Jay Batzner @jaybatzner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I tell my cat where I am going and when I expect to be back.
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Andy Adams @flakphoto.news · 25/09/2026
Bluesky has got to be the quietest social network I've ever used. I don't get much engagement here, but I always find something interesting, often intellectually engaging, and occasionally something soulful. Unlearning my social media expectations might be the whole ball game.
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