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hannah draper

@jankypants.bsky.social
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the jankier the pants, the player you get birdsite asylum seeker (formerly draperha) making this my new home type-a bureaucrat professionally pushing papers in/around the middle east. history nerd, arabist, turkophile, news junkie, perpetually tired

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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/10/2026
guy who spent the 2000s on a political crusade against Napster has thoughts on political agendas
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you’re a bus driver with plans to block the box, make sure you are driving an extra-long bendy bus! Thanks @wmata.com @wmatagm.bsky.social, that would be bus 5518 at 7th and Rhode Island NW at 8:04 this morning.
WMATA bus 5518 at blocking the box at 7th and Rhode Island NW at 8:04 this morning.
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great stuff from the Telegraph. archive.ph/r2nTA
A 29-year-old woman, who wished to remain anonymous, said the high levels of unemployment were “noticeable” in the area.
“When you go into Somali town, as we call it, you just see people outside in the cafes,” she said, gesturing down the road, before adding: “It annoys me, they are loitering around and doing nothing.”
Addressing her own career path, the 29-year-old said: “I can’t work at the moment because of my mental health. Of course I want to work, I went to uni and studied English Literature for two years. I want to be a writer.”
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 11/10/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "dickhead season starts earlier every year"
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
*escorts tuesday from the premises*
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oct. 4, 1926: “Housekeepers’ Chat,” a syndicated radio program that discusses nutrition, health and other household topics, is first broadcast with the sponsorship of the U.S. Department of Agriculture. At its peak in the early 1930s the show narrated by “Aunt Sammy” will be aired by 194 stations.
Aunt Sammy on Philadelphia’s WFIA booklet of recipes tied to the showSalt Lake Tribune, Oct. 29, 1926
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We are all in this together. That is how meat grinders work.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50,000 South Dakotans have health care coverage because voters expanded Medicaid in 2022. The initiative passed with 56% of the vote. So this year the GOP has put 2 measures on ballot: —one to roll back Medicaid expansion —another to require future initiatives like this get 60 percent.
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"Disrespectful for Voters": The Dakotas Weigh Raising the Bar for Direct Democracy - Bolts
Frustrated that voters are bypassing the legislatures they control, the GOP is pushing two ballot measures this fall in North Dakota and South Dakota to require a supermajority to amend the state cons...
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accurate
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
saw a Smith college undergrad complaining online about her roommate playing Sufjan Stevens too loud, and I'm just so touched that against all odds, the old liberal arts college traditions are still being maintained
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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.biz · 21/09/2026
“It’s 12 million metric tons of potash, Michael. Where could we get it, Belarus?”
Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
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Marianne Dhenin @mariannedhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was with friends at this concert, and we left after Mashrou' Leila's set (sorry, Sharmoofers). I remember sitting down at a restaurant after in silence — awed, inspired, and scared as hell about what was going to happen next. Sarah Hegazi was a force. She is grieved by so many. 🤍
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I forgot to share this absolute gem of a self portrait my younger one drew in kindergarten a few weeks ago. Most of the time parents praise the art and look for ways to secrete it into the trash when the kids isn’t looking… but I legit may frame this for posterity.
A kindergarten worksheet in French asking kids to draw a self portrait. It includes my youn get son’s drawing of himself with red eyes, red angry forehead lines, pointy black eyebrows that look kind of evil, and a red/black evil grin. He’s written his name “SAM” and “SAMUEL” very carefully.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always RT kestrel pants
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of meteorological fall is on brand - drizzling rain and gloomy. Luckily Pandora knows what’s up and tosses me this great song on the drive to work.
A screenshot of the lyrics to James McMurtry’s “Sailing Away” from his album “The Black Dog and the Wandering Boy.” 

The sat-nav can't get signal and this light's forever long
Lost in the rain in this no-man's land over by the Pentagon
Wonderin' if I'm even worth the paper I'm printed on
It's a judgment call

DC Beltway in this 5:30 gloom
Openin' for Isbell in some cavernous room
I hate it when the clocks roll back, it's darker than a tomb
And they're out smokin' by the load-in, one and all
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just paid $95 to fill my diesel tank. My unprecedented levels of freedom are quite frankly overwhelming!
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Brandee @misscherryjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How'd the first one go?
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Sara McDougall @sarannmcd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy pub day to me! And to Jehanne. I hope she might be glad of my admiration for her: her jokes, her style, and her incredible grit. #medievalsky #skystorians. Come celebrate with me and @sarahweinman.com tonight or @harvardbookstore.bsky.social tomorrow @princetonupress.bsky.social
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re going to claim that trace amounts of birth control in drinking water is a public health risk, and then make birth control pills illegal, aren’t they?
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheers tonight to my well tuned Pandora station that serves me Leon Russell, Joe Cocker, Al Green, and Ryan Bingham in a row.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Inshallah!!
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah you know you’re like the tenth person to tell me this and somehow I’m not convinced.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In slightly better news (for me), the top songs my kids request on the school commute are “Dragostei din Tei” and “What Does the Fox Say.” I’m preparing them to start high school or college in 2004!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a VERY significant decision, given the impact of the rule change, which was set to upend the student visa process which has been in place for the last half-century. Colleges and universities said the rule would impose millions in costs and cause a big drop in enrollment.
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In loco parentis....
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Prettttttty much.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case you're curious how my day is going, I spent the morning scheduling time-sensitive medical appointments (not urgent per se, but definitely not routine), and then while I sat outside in the nice weather with a reward pastry, a bird shit on my head.
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 14/09/2026
how dare you that’s a perfectly good rabbit innominate bone on top of all of that old shit that sucks
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
This thread is still being updated as of me posting this, but as a Black American who has never once been abroad, I find its contents to be utterly fascinating
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cheer for a meteor to hit the 50 yard line at the coin toss?
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like how the Ryukyu Islands were like the Cayman Islands of the 16th century, but for getting around the imperial Chinese tributary trading system rather than the US-led banking one
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As of today, the price of diesel has never been higher in U.S. history. The midterm elections are in 52 days.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this must be doing numbers among people who think the Denver airport is a Freemason portal to space hell
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have ADHD, I keep starting midlife crises but not finishing them
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 09/09/2026
Remember that, fellow moms?
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Max Kozlov @maxkozlov.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NEW: The NIH is quietly restricting funding for research that evaluates how public policy impacts human health. According to internal documents I obtained, the agency no longer considers policymakers "mission relevant" — a massive shift for the biomedical funder. My latest for @nature.com:
nature.com
NIH limits funding for research on the health effects of public policy
US biomedical agency no longer considers policymakers as ‘mission relevant’, leaving dozens of grants in limbo.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We already knew Egyptian intelligence warned Israel ahead of Oct. 7 and the Netanyahu govt dismissed it. Now we learn UAE leader MBZ warned Bibi directly that Hamas was about to try something big. He dismissed that too. One of the worst security failures in history. And followed by so much awful.
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Netanyahu got an explicit warning before Oct. 7. He didn't brief security chiefs
In September '23, UAE President bin Zayed called Netanyahu to deliver a harsh warning. Netanyahu did nothing. An extensive investigation, conducted for a new book, reveals the PM's failures surroundin...
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am pleased to inform you that it’s officially blast Marvin Gaye from my windows while driving across Capitol Hill weather.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Or if you’re named JD Vance.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 08/09/2026
The Skywalker Ranch actually produces enough Skywalkers to feed the whole country, but George Lucas deliberately burns a portion of the crop every year, to keep prices artificially high
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Kiraverse Anakin
Alt: Burning Anakin
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Thomas Batchelor @tobbinatorscw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you were still of the opinion that the genocidaires lost the war in Bosnia www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Ratko Mladić, the ‘Butcher of Bosnia’, given hero’s funeral in Serbia
Fanfare at Belgrade funeral of man convicted of genocide raises questions from EU over Serbia’s membership plan
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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ouch. That's all I have to say. Ouch.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, does anyone have galley copies of McGurk's new book that I could have? I need them for... reasons.
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today might be a useful day to remember that cultural conservatives tend to score lower in appreciation for abstract art - something that researchers have found can be attributed (at least in part) to the lower tolerance for ambiguity that tends to accompany such political views. wapo.st/4dgXPDA
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Kennedy Center removing landmark ‘Blue’ sculpture from campus
Work began Wednesday morning to remove Joel Shapiro's towering stick-figure-like sculpture, which was installed in 2019.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Roses are red HERE IS THE NEWS
WSJ headline: Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes (plus photo of marmot about to choose violence)
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🎃 Patricia L. Maples 🎃 @birdseyemaples.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The amount of disrespect and disdain for such an important piece of antiquity is disgusting. He's exactly that specific kind of POS that thinks he deserves to see it all on his own, wasting its precious allotment of hours on just him. Special birthday boy sickness terminal level.
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