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hannah draper

@jankypants.bsky.social
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the jankier the pants, the player you get birdsite asylum seeker (formerly draperha) making this my new home type-a bureaucrat professionally pushing papers in/around the middle east. history nerd, arabist, turkophile, news junkie, perpetually tired

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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
50,000 South Dakotans have health care coverage because voters expanded Medicaid in 2022. The initiative passed with 56% of the vote. So this year the GOP has put 2 measures on ballot: —one to roll back Medicaid expansion —another to require future initiatives like this get 60 percent.
boltsmag.org
"Disrespectful for Voters": The Dakotas Weigh Raising the Bar for Direct Democracy - Bolts
Frustrated that voters are bypassing the legislatures they control, the GOP is pushing two ballot measures this fall in North Dakota and South Dakota to require a supermajority to amend the state cons...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
saw a Smith college undergrad complaining online about her roommate playing Sufjan Stevens too loud, and I'm just so touched that against all odds, the old liberal arts college traditions are still being maintained
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“It’s 12 million metric tons of potash, Michael. Where could we get it, Belarus?”
Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
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Marianne Dhenin @mariannedhe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was with friends at this concert, and we left after Mashrou' Leila's set (sorry, Sharmoofers). I remember sitting down at a restaurant after in silence — awed, inspired, and scared as hell about what was going to happen next. Sarah Hegazi was a force. She is grieved by so many. 🤍
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I forgot to share this absolute gem of a self portrait my younger one drew in kindergarten a few weeks ago. Most of the time parents praise the art and look for ways to secrete it into the trash when the kids isn’t looking… but I legit may frame this for posterity.
A kindergarten worksheet in French asking kids to draw a self portrait. It includes my youn get son’s drawing of himself with red eyes, red angry forehead lines, pointy black eyebrows that look kind of evil, and a red/black evil grin. He’s written his name “SAM” and “SAMUEL” very carefully.
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Ainsley S @americanbeetles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always RT kestrel pants
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
First day of meteorological fall is on brand - drizzling rain and gloomy. Luckily Pandora knows what’s up and tosses me this great song on the drive to work.
A screenshot of the lyrics to James McMurtry’s “Sailing Away” from his album “The Black Dog and the Wandering Boy.” 

The sat-nav can't get signal and this light's forever long
Lost in the rain in this no-man's land over by the Pentagon
Wonderin' if I'm even worth the paper I'm printed on
It's a judgment call

DC Beltway in this 5:30 gloom
Openin' for Isbell in some cavernous room
I hate it when the clocks roll back, it's darker than a tomb
And they're out smokin' by the load-in, one and all
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just paid $95 to fill my diesel tank. My unprecedented levels of freedom are quite frankly overwhelming!
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Brandee @misscherryjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How'd the first one go?
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Sara McDougall @sarannmcd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy pub day to me! And to Jehanne. I hope she might be glad of my admiration for her: her jokes, her style, and her incredible grit. #medievalsky #skystorians. Come celebrate with me and @sarahweinman.com tonight or @harvardbookstore.bsky.social tomorrow @princetonupress.bsky.social
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
They’re going to claim that trace amounts of birth control in drinking water is a public health risk, and then make birth control pills illegal, aren’t they?
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cheers tonight to my well tuned Pandora station that serves me Leon Russell, Joe Cocker, Al Green, and Ryan Bingham in a row.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In slightly better news (for me), the top songs my kids request on the school commute are “Dragostei din Tei” and “What Does the Fox Say.” I’m preparing them to start high school or college in 2004!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is a VERY significant decision, given the impact of the rule change, which was set to upend the student visa process which has been in place for the last half-century. Colleges and universities said the rule would impose millions in costs and cause a big drop in enrollment.
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Brandon Bishop @brandontbishop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In loco parentis....
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In case you're curious how my day is going, I spent the morning scheduling time-sensitive medical appointments (not urgent per se, but definitely not routine), and then while I sat outside in the nice weather with a reward pastry, a bird shit on my head.
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Dr Alex Fitzpatrick @animalarchaeology.com · 14/09/2026
how dare you that’s a perfectly good rabbit innominate bone on top of all of that old shit that sucks
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 14/09/2026
This thread is still being updated as of me posting this, but as a Black American who has never once been abroad, I find its contents to be utterly fascinating
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Nick Brumfield @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I like how the Ryukyu Islands were like the Cayman Islands of the 16th century, but for getting around the imperial Chinese tributary trading system rather than the US-led banking one
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As of today, the price of diesel has never been higher in U.S. history. The midterm elections are in 52 days.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 09/09/2026
tapping the sign
katie tightpussy on bluesky: being a trans woman is crazy. "yeah all my opps are billionaire pedophile rapists"
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Dan Reilly @danreilly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this must be doing numbers among people who think the Denver airport is a Freemason portal to space hell
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Waffle 🧇 @wafflecut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I have ADHD, I keep starting midlife crises but not finishing them
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 09/09/2026
Remember that, fellow moms?
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Max Kozlov @maxkozlov.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NEW: The NIH is quietly restricting funding for research that evaluates how public policy impacts human health. According to internal documents I obtained, the agency no longer considers policymakers "mission relevant" — a massive shift for the biomedical funder. My latest for @nature.com:
nature.com
NIH limits funding for research on the health effects of public policy
US biomedical agency no longer considers policymakers as ‘mission relevant’, leaving dozens of grants in limbo.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We already knew Egyptian intelligence warned Israel ahead of Oct. 7 and the Netanyahu govt dismissed it. Now we learn UAE leader MBZ warned Bibi directly that Hamas was about to try something big. He dismissed that too. One of the worst security failures in history. And followed by so much awful.
haaretz.com
Netanyahu got an explicit warning before Oct. 7. He didn't brief security chiefs
In September '23, UAE President bin Zayed called Netanyahu to deliver a harsh warning. Netanyahu did nothing. An extensive investigation, conducted for a new book, reveals the PM's failures surroundin...
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am pleased to inform you that it’s officially blast Marvin Gaye from my windows while driving across Capitol Hill weather.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 08/09/2026
The Skywalker Ranch actually produces enough Skywalkers to feed the whole country, but George Lucas deliberately burns a portion of the crop every year, to keep prices artificially high
static.klipy.com
Kiraverse Anakin
Alt: Burning Anakin
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Thomas Batchelor @tobbinatorscw.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If you were still of the opinion that the genocidaires lost the war in Bosnia www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
theguardian.com
Ratko Mladić, the ‘Butcher of Bosnia’, given hero’s funeral in Serbia
Fanfare at Belgrade funeral of man convicted of genocide raises questions from EU over Serbia’s membership plan
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Boston Tom Levenson @tomlevenson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ouch. That's all I have to say. Ouch.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, does anyone have galley copies of McGurk's new book that I could have? I need them for... reasons.
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today might be a useful day to remember that cultural conservatives tend to score lower in appreciation for abstract art - something that researchers have found can be attributed (at least in part) to the lower tolerance for ambiguity that tends to accompany such political views. wapo.st/4dgXPDA
wapo.st
Kennedy Center removing landmark ‘Blue’ sculpture from campus
Work began Wednesday morning to remove Joel Shapiro's towering stick-figure-like sculpture, which was installed in 2019.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Roses are red HERE IS THE NEWS
WSJ headline: Marmots Are Terrorizing California Hikers and Stealing Their Shoes (plus photo of marmot about to choose violence)
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Patricia L. Maples @birdseyemaples.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The amount of disrespect and disdain for such an important piece of antiquity is disgusting. He's exactly that specific kind of POS that thinks he deserves to see it all on his own, wasting its precious allotment of hours on just him. Special birthday boy sickness terminal level.
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Erik Loomis @erikloomis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This Day in Labor History: August 30, 1996. Workers at the Lusty Lady theater in San Francisco became the first sex workers in American history to form a federally recognized union when they joined Service Employees International Union Local 790. Let's talk about sex work unionism!
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Citizen.Coping @propcazhpm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The owner claimed "a wild skunk was found in the goat enclosure on July 29, and the animal was shot and burned. The goats did not appear to have been bitten and showed no signs of rabies. But one goat died on August 19. The next day, another goat became ill.." She should have tested the skunk.
cnn.com
Multiple baby goats had rabies at North Carolina mobile petting zoo, attendees urged to contact local health officials | CNN
Several baby goats at a mobile petting zoo in North Carolina were infected with rabies, and authorities are asking anyone who had contact with the animals to reach out to health officials.
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
He's hot, he's good weird, he's autistic, and he's been in recovery for alcohol and drugs since 2003. He acts, he raps (apparently), he does Brazilian jiu jitsu competitions as a regular dude. He will be getting his clothes off for a role. I like Tom Hardy.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For too long we have conceded weaponised annoying to creepy right wing guys
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
instead of carcinization, "AI" does buttholenization
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The Washington Sun @washingtonsun.com · 22/08/2026
A 1-year-old baby appeared in immigration court without legal representation this week in Arizona and received an instruction: File an asylum application before the next hearing or face deportation. www.notus.org/immigration/baby-asyl…
notus.org
Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application
The 1-year-old is one of the migrant children who advocates say appeared in immigration court without legal representation.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 22/08/2026
The actual scandal is that the butter cow from Iowa’s state fair is an imposter, butter pushed over a frame
today.com
State fair butter cows aren’t made entirely out of butter — and people are udderly shocked
“I feel deceived. It should have been a solid block of butter. If we cannot believe in butter cows, what can we believe in,” one person tweeted.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Jim LaPorta @jimlaporta.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Scoop: Pentagon moves to fire publisher and editor of Stars and Stripes. The notices, delivered Friday, gave publisher Max Lederer and editor in chief Erik Slavin five days to appeal their dismissals. www.cbsnews.com/news/stars-a...
cbsnews.com
Pentagon moves to fire publisher and editor of Stars and Stripes
The Pentagon has given separation notices to both the publisher and the editor in chief of Stars and Stripes, according to people familiar with the matter.
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hannah draper @jankypants.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve finally gotten my mom’s record player up and running!!
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no brain, only alison @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fuck is wrong with him. "Just witnessed an able, adult male press this button to cross this intersection. Making ~100 cars wait 30 seconds is the destruction of 50 minutes of a human life. Pushing walk buttons is worse than reclining the airline seat. (Parents, handicapped, infirm, etc excepted)"
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