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Jamie Kitson

@jamiek.it
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Jack off all trades.

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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/10/2026
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/10/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com i watched the film Hope the other night. The characters in the last 10 minutes somehow reminded me of your sexy plane posts.
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26
Photo after Jason's final marathon taken from his archived blog showing Jason surrounded by supporters in orange charity t-shirts
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 04/08/2026
Should have asked "how many women have you pushed down the stairs, and when was the last time, if you need to have the accuser's name?"
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 07/07/2026
Sorry, *who's* broken all the rules?
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 27/05/2026
OK Instagram, we've finished redoing the kitchen, you can stop showing me all the kitchen worktop and cabinet ads.
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When you only eat dinner at strip clubs and Hooters:
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 21/04/2026
I built a battery powered, wireless digital photo frame using @pimoroni.com's Inky impression e-ink screen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknC... github.com/JamieKitson/...
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Building a Wireless e-Ink Digital Photo Frame
YouTube video by Jamie Kitson
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The Times Of America @timesofamerica.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Live children grow up to be soldiers, and provide aid and comfort to parents who are soldiers. That’s why elementary schools are legitimate military targets. Today by Pete Hegseth in the @nytimes.com
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Finn Hopson @finnhop.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Out there somewhere Elon has a team of engineers working on a tiny, useless submarine to carry oil round the Straits of Hormuz.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 28/03/2026
@rachelmillward.bsky.social Well done for how you handled Darren Grimes today.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 28/03/2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social Hi, has Afroman been told to pay half the court costs and is this normal? Thanks
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/03/2026
Kudlow: "You need an ID to adopt a kid, but no idea for voting? Really?"
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The United States killed all these children last Saturday. 170 of them. Every. Single. One.
Photos of all the school children killed by a US strike in Minab, Ireland
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Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Some of them are asking for their billion dollars back
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 19/01/2026
@joetidy.bsky.social Hey, nice article. Doesn't "wrench attack" come from the famous xkcd cartoon? xkcd.com/538/
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Economics as Scooby-Doo episode
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 18/12/2025
Brexit would like a word :(
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party. Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
2 in 3 of Nigel Farage’s current and former partners do not speak English as their first language.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 29/11/2025
Great. @sumsung.bsky.social have removed the spin cycle from my washing machine model to make room for the oh so useful smart features.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
On Truss & Kwarteng in ‘22. Allister Heath, Telegraph: “the best budget I have ever heard a British chancellor deliver". Alex Brummer, Mail: “a genuine Tory package elbowing to one side the Treasury's fiscal conservatism". These men will now be paid actual money for their analysis of today’s budget.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/11/2025
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
RFK Jr.: ‘The President Having Sex With Children Is Fine From A Purely Nutritional Standpoint’
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Jo_clever_ke @insidejoke.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I used to think of myself as a man of average intelligence, to my horror I have realized I am actually one of the smarter ones.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 13/11/2025
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-e...
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EXCLUSIVE: Michael Prescott himself doctored Trump quote in his anti-BBC report
A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
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Tom McKay @catturd2.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Fellow Republicans, the answer is clear. No more elections
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 02/11/2025
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social I was supposed to be a demogorgon for Halloween, but I think my costume could do double duty.
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
lmao
My Post headline 

Mamdani didn’t tell the whole truth about his hijab-wearing ‘aunt’ who feared for safety post-9/11

The “aunt” who Zohran Mamdani said was too afraid to wear her hijab on the subways after 9/11 was actually his dad’s cousin.
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Alan White @aljwhite.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I ❤️ Viz
A letter to viz on why we should be removing British objects from people’s rectums, not foreign ones
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Omar Khan @omaromalleykhan.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I know statistics are poorly understood and are misused. But facts matter Between the 1991, 2001, 2011 and 2021 Census *every* ethnic group in the UK has become *less* geographically segregated and *all* groups, majority and minorities, are more likely to interact with people not like them
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 08/10/2025
It's worth going to see Sandi Toksvig just to feel young again.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The UAE is an authoritarian autocracy, a petro-state with no income tax for citizens, to bribe them for the lack of democratic voice or free speech It is 85% migrant, a segregated society with a ban on integration in principle and practice, few rights, equal opportunities, nor voice for incomers
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BBC Newsnight @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“You described Reform and other parties across Europe today as among the 'right wing equivalents of the fascists in the 1930s'. Why?” “Because that’s what they are” @vicderbyshire.bsky.social asks Lord Heseltine about remarks he made at Conservative Party Conference. #Newsnight
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Don’t blame our leaders if the US military begins committing war crimes or attacking American civilians. Blame the women who laughed at Pete Hegseth during sex.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 29/09/2025
1. A day after the Michigan church shooting, Republicans are silent after learning the shooter was a MAGA extremist. No investigations of Trump supporters as terrorists. No national conversations about the rights of cisgender men. The silence is deafening. Subscribe to support our journalism.
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Deafening Silence After Mormon Church Shooter Not A "Transgender Leftist" But A Trump Supporter
The event is a case study in how shootings are covered in America.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2025
ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time theonion.com/ice-argues-migrants-in…
ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2025
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-…
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
“What, me?” said Appeasement, “You want me? After all these years quietly gathering dust in the history books, you want me again?” “Yes, of course! It’s your time to shine once more! Come on buddy, look sharp, you’ve got a lot of work ahead of you”
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