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Jamie Kitson

@jamiek.it
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Jack off all trades.

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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/10/2026
😂
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/10/2026
@swiftonsecurity.com i watched the film Hope the other night. The characters in the last 10 minutes somehow reminded me of your sexy plane posts.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/10/2026
This has to be my favourite Trump quote.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 08/09/2026
The algorithm strikes again!
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 01/09/2026
I promised my wife she wouldn't lose anything after a macos update. Afterwards she was like "where are all my tabs?" she keeps all her work in open browser tabs :(
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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
One of the first "outrageous" claims I saw as Jason Arday's media hounding unfolded was that he ran 30 marathons in 35 days! Wow! What a thing to claim! And the newspapers all suggested there was no evidence he actually did it. Well, they clearly didn't look very hard 🙄 🧵 1/26
Photo after Jason's final marathon taken from his archived blog showing Jason surrounded by supporters in orange charity t-shirts
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 13/08/2026
Incredible
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 05/08/2026
Isn't the issue that LLMs are not trained on machine code?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 04/08/2026
Should have asked "how many women have you pushed down the stairs, and when was the last time, if you need to have the accuser's name?"
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 03/08/2026
Genuine question - how do you know this tweet is ai generated?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 01/08/2026
"games"?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 07/07/2026
Sorry, *who's* broken all the rules?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 11/06/2026
Yes! When I was at Manchester I heard they put a swimming pool at the top of a tower block but didn't account for the weight of the water, so it was left empty.
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 27/05/2026
OK Instagram, we've finished redoing the kitchen, you can stop showing me all the kitchen worktop and cabinet ads.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 07/05/2026
"lamestream", that's a new one for me!
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 07/05/2026
Wait, 68% of 126 is 85.68.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 07/05/2026
One hundred and twenty six?
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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When you only eat dinner at strip clubs and Hooters:
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
A friend asks: “Has it occurred to anyone that the MAGAs think you have to show IDs at restaurants because they’ve been eating all their meals at strip clubs? This isn’t even an unreasonable theory”
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 21/04/2026
I built a battery powered, wireless digital photo frame using @pimoroni.com's Inky impression e-ink screen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AknC... github.com/JamieKitson/...
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Building a Wireless e-Ink Digital Photo Frame
YouTube video by Jamie Kitson
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 16/04/2026
bsky.app/profile/swif...
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The Times Of America @timesofamerica.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Live children grow up to be soldiers, and provide aid and comfort to parents who are soldiers. That’s why elementary schools are legitimate military targets. Today by Pete Hegseth in the @nytimes.com
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Finn Hopson @finnhop.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Out there somewhere Elon has a team of engineers working on a tiny, useless submarine to carry oil round the Straits of Hormuz.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 28/03/2026
👏
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 28/03/2026
@rachelmillward.bsky.social Well done for how you handled Darren Grimes today.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 28/03/2026
@kenwhite.bsky.social Hi, has Afroman been told to pay half the court costs and is this normal? Thanks
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/03/2026
Kudlow: "You need an ID to adopt a kid, but no idea for voting? Really?"
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 09/03/2026
Out of interest have you seen Bad Guys 2 / K Pop Demon Hunters? I was really impressed with the animation in those, but I'm not in the business so...
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The United States killed all these children last Saturday. 170 of them. Every. Single. One.
Photos of all the school children killed by a US strike in Minab, Ireland
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Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?
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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Some of them are asking for their billion dollars back
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 26/02/2026
That's what you'd think from the headline, but it's not what the article is about: archive.ph/3LpyE
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 26/02/2026
To be fair the article doesn't go along the lines you'd think: archive.ph/3LpyE
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 21/02/2026
Starting the car brings back memories, luckily we lived on a hill, so could push it down it to start it.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 10/02/2026
So you're like five?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 04/02/2026
Thanks so much for taking them, they had a wonderful time.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
so crazy to me that a woman asked trump if he has any words for epstein's victims and he said "you as a young woman should smile more." it will go nowhere bc republicans refuse to hold trump accountable, but it's still pretty crazy.
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 22/01/2026
A shit post in more ways than one.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 22/01/2026
When I was about 26 I realised that I needed to give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that they liked me until they showed me they didn't, rather than what I was doing up until that point, assuming they didn't like me until they showed me they did.
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
was briefly so excited reading this until I realised he meant Davos
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
People are saying you have to accept repentance and changed minds, but what does that mean, for someone like this? Do we need to accept someone who says “I realized I’m against his anti-Somali policy and looking for someone who likes Somalis but hates all the other people I hate”?
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 19/01/2026
@joetidy.bsky.social Hey, nice article. Doesn't "wrench attack" come from the famous xkcd cartoon? xkcd.com/538/
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Economics as Scooby-Doo episode
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Jamie Kitson @jamiek.it · 18/12/2025
Brexit would like a word :(
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