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Knitwear Himbo

@jamiecullen.bsky.social
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Queer fantasy novel attempter. He/him. My name is forever on young lovers-of-arts' lips. 🏳️‍🌈

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 7h
Might scratch my arse later. Do you enjoy scratching your arse, or do you think it's disgusting? Share your comment below! Emoji of a hand pointing downwards. #relatable #arsescratching
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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found a couple pretty good ones in my files
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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shocked, nay stunned, to discover that Clive Dunn's 1970s novelty number one hit "Grandad" actually merited a Japanese 7" single release.
Japanese cover art for Clive Dunn's "Grandad"showing Dunn in Dad's Army military attire holding a gun in one hand, standing to attention next to some kind of hewn stone monument, possibly a gravestone. The song title is rendered in katakana in a curiously artistic font, as is the name of the B-side. Other Japanese script informs potential local purchasers that the disc is a British number one hit.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 03/10/2026
I thought I knew a reasonable amount about Dennis Potter, but I’d never even heard of this until it popped up in BBC Four’s schedules.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally the only use of the hell technology i'll allow
Google maps location summary reading "know before you: visitors highlight the pork pie"
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If i could be bothered to livetweet bad films these days then this film (Gary Busey in Bulletproof from 1987) would be a cast-iron 30 tweet epic. This film is "the goods"
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"who's this podcast by" is an absurd question that marks you for a rube. It's by the guys from the podcast.
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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A big wet chef's kiss to the WH Smiths employee responsible for that sticker placement.
A sticker covering the P and I of the magazine title 'Pick Me Up!'
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think this is finally the year the world agreed on the etiquette for knowing the moment you can all officially and politely leave a finished online meeting : awkwardly waving.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Outstanding music placement in Homes Under the Hammer today. I yelped!
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gardening era leads inevitably to the era of pickles
Large jar of red pickled chillis
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At the train station. Big day for fans of non-specified animals on the tracks, apparently
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Watching Street Trash (1987). A tramp just melted into a toilet, we are so back
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Netflix is increasing its prices again, oh no, now I won't be able to afford to watch shows such as, um, er, *checks list of shows, mumbles to self* "cancelled... cancelled... cancelled..." Ah well never mind, anyway,
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
St pancras station is more wheeled luggage thsn people today. Out the way, mr hollibobs!!!
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I know this is recency bias but my god it rains a lot these days
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh no it's raining may as well sit in a pub all afternoon
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hell of a storm, that! A real gutter- cleaner.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A 20-part true crime podcast, but about receiving a notification that a teams meeting has been updated and everything looks completely identical to before.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
"IT'S GOING TO PISS DOWN"
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026
the thing about Curry and Dolly they had in common was taking their art completely seriously but not taking themselves too seriously and that is why they were such a joy
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Urgh, looks like we lost Tim Curry as well now. Gonna watch some RIGHT old genre nonsense this weekend in tribute.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The tram around here is out because an old mineshaft has collapsed or something, this is the most northern thing yet.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Title card for TV show The Sullivans.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just seen a green bmw. Feels like an omen. For what, who can say.
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Michael Daly @michaeldaly64.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
1981. Ooooh errrrr Missus...
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I have a new comfort watch: Grimm. It's no Stargate Atlantis but then what is.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The BIGGEST rumble of thunder happened outside just as I started my annual performance review meeting
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You can really see the lag time of lifestyle journalism in action at the moment, given all the "what to do/cook/wear during the heatwave" features going live this week
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Beat the new Peak update, despite "the incident".
Peak completion screen, with altitude graph taking a huge dip towards the end.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tell us something we don’t know your honour
Judge says Mangione is fit
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Will Burrows 🖖🥖🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Goddammit I wish I'd thought of this.
A man wearing a white t-shirt with an illustration of a muscular Rom from DS9 wearing leathers, labeled "Rom of Finland."
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@lushattic.bsky.social
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ploughing through White Lotus season 1. I hate Shane so much!!!
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh thank god the moon missed, was touch and go for a while there
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just bought a game (Beyond Words) that's basically Scrabble Balatro. I am obviously very good at it, just the best.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This turned up in my Facebook Memories from 7 years ago:
A bottle of Flash Bathroom spray, with a price label strategically placed, meaning the slogan actually reads:

REMOVES
OAP
CUM
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 10/08/2026
Here's something cool we're announcing today: Knytt Classic, a faithful and complete rebuild of Nifflas' classic 2006 indie platform adventure for modern PCs, is available today, totally free to own store.steampowered.com/app/2656050/...
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Knytt Classic on Steam
Celebrate the 20th anniversary of the indie freeware classic, rebuilt for modern machines! Explore a maze-like planet as the Knytt, a peaceful being abducted by aliens, find your missing ship parts, a...
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Probably just a me thing, but something infuriating about clicking on an interesting-sounding headline and then, in the second paragraph, it says "and this is what we discuss in our podcast, linked below. Ok that's it bye"
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The part about writing a book that they don't tell you, is that you write and write, and you're still not done
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Omg this reminds me some years back on a solo cinema day there was a scene where a woman was topless and someone a few rows behind me loudly & disapprovingly whispered "TITS!" and I cannot remember the film for the life of me now, but I know one day I'll see it again and go "IT'S THE TIT MOVIE"
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guy near me on the tram has a tattoo on his hand that's the word "pub?" And yes.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I could spend the afternoon chasing around town to find a hyped new limited-edition beer that's like £10 a can, or I could just go down the Pig & Whistle and sit in the sun
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well ONE has bothered to ripen. Get on with it, the rest!
One red chilli and lots of green chillis on their plants.
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Worm Girl @cataclysmtlg.com · 07/08/2026
ecco the dolphin fucking around in the first level for 2 and a half hours instead of saving his family
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Watching a film where a military school kid puts a computer in a church basement and summons satan on it for some reason
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Stocked up on Joe Dante and Chang Cheh films, all the meats of the cultural stew
Innerspace, Gremlins 1 & 2, The Howling and a boxset of four films by Chang Cheh.
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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Dwarf Fortress patch notes are still gold. "Tavern goers will no longer order a drink from every single tavern keeper in the bar and drink them all, causing them to die of acute alcohol poisoning."
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