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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Might scratch my arse later. Do you enjoy scratching your arse, or do you think it's disgusting? Share your comment below! Emoji of a hand pointing downwards. #relatable #arsescratching

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R.C. Brougham @captainruck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Found a couple pretty good ones in my files

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weloveallthat @weloveallthat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Shocked, nay stunned, to discover that Clive Dunn's 1970s novelty number one hit "Grandad" actually merited a Japanese 7" single release.

Japanese cover art for Clive Dunn's "Grandad"showing Dunn in Dad's Army military attire holding a gun in one hand, standing to attention next to some kind of hewn stone monument, possibly a gravestone. The song title is rendered in katakana in a curiously artistic font, as is the name of the B-side. Other Japanese script informs potential local purchasers that the disc is a British number one hit.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Got here at 12.01 and the pub is already full of old boys, and now its occurred to me that it's me, i'm the old boy now.

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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 03/10/2026

I thought I knew a reasonable amount about Dennis Potter, but I’d never even heard of this until it popped up in BBC Four’s schedules.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Literally the only use of the hell technology i'll allow

Google maps location summary reading "know before you: visitors highlight the pork pie"

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Up here it's both sunny and raining at the same time. How DOES one dress for that.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Not for nothing but there's some great specials coming up on wfmu www.wfmu.org/upcoming - "Best of the Shameless Knock-offs!" etc

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sort of film where baddies get an ashtray slid across the table at them and into their dick

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If i could be bothered to livetweet bad films these days then this film (Gary Busey in Bulletproof from 1987) would be a cast-iron 30 tweet epic. This film is "the goods"

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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"who's this podcast by" is an absurd question that marks you for a rube. It's by the guys from the podcast.

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Jingle Bellend @mrweir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A big wet chef's kiss to the WH Smiths employee responsible for that sticker placement.

A sticker covering the P and I of the magazine title 'Pick Me Up!'

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

(Not sure how you slam a virtual phone down but whatevs)

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Ok, see you soon. "Yeah, bye." "Thanks all" "Yeah thanks all." "Good meeting everyone" "Yeah, see you s..." *WAVES* ...SLAM.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think this is finally the year the world agreed on the etiquette for knowing the moment you can all officially and politely leave a finished online meeting : awkwardly waving.

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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Outstanding music placement in Homes Under the Hammer today. I yelped!

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Weirdly the counter doesn't appear if you quote the post, maybe the vibes were off when that was coded

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The match is on the telly here, you have 30 seconds

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Odd thing about pickled chillis, when I don't have them in I never think "Ooh I could fancy a pickled chilli", but when I do, they go on ~everything~

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gardening era leads inevitably to the era of pickles

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Of course coach A is in thr middle of this train

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

At the train station. Big day for fans of non-specified animals on the tracks, apparently

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Quite a few lingering close ups of a severed ding dong spinning in the air, it's like that scene of the exploded rocket in Koyaanisqatsi, only it's a tramp's dick

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Watching Street Trash (1987). A tramp just melted into a toilet, we are so back

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Netflix is increasing its prices again, oh no, now I won't be able to afford to watch shows such as, um, er, *checks list of shows, mumbles to self* "cancelled... cancelled... cancelled..." Ah well never mind, anyway,

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

St pancras station is more wheeled luggage thsn people today. Out the way, mr hollibobs!!!

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I know this is recency bias but my god it rains a lot these days

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ooh, old dog's mess is at Pressure Drop!

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

They have Verdant, they have Polly's, they have a daft 11% Vault City, and all a quick tram* ride away. Lads lads lads. * replacement bus inexplicably provided by East Yorkshire

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Oh no it's raining may as well sit in a pub all afternoon

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Wasnt expecting it here tonight tbh. Thought the big band of rain had long passed over

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Gawped at it from the window for 10 minutes. Every time lightning struck, the neighbour's solar-powered garden lights came on for 10 seconds. Sun, who needs it.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hell of a storm, that! A real gutter- cleaner.

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

A 20-part true crime podcast, but about receiving a notification that a teams meeting has been updated and everything looks completely identical to before.

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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 26/08/2026

the thing about Curry and Dolly they had in common was taking their art completely seriously but not taking themselves too seriously and that is why they were such a joy

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Unless TMZ is lying, the very idea!

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Knitwear Himbo @jamiecullen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026