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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10h
We made this very motivational comic.
1) *Rocket blasting off to the moon* “Shoot for the moon”
2) *Rocket going past moon* “Even if you miss”
3) *Astronaut tethered to rocket surrounded by stars* “You’ll land among the stars”
4) Astronaut, zoomed in: I will die alone up here.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m never donating blood again. When you arrive at the blood bank they just ask too many questions… Whose blood is that? Where did you get it? Why the hell is it in a bucket?
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder for those at the back.
A redraw of the i nice panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, where Batman snaps a rifle in two over his knee.

He says "THIS is the weaponnof the enemy. We do not NEED it. We will not USE it."

I've replace the rifle with a plank of wood labelled "AI Slop"
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 9h
WAPO: The lining “failed in at least 85 places because of errors in the renovation, including the premature refilling of the basin before the liner had fully dried ..” @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12h
SIX HOURS left to back my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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olderthandirt1.bsky.social @olderthandirt1.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A moment of silence 😆😆
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Dii Moffatt @diimoffatt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
National Coming Out Day was yesterday. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 12/10/2026
Tarik Skubal has got the Brewers all turned around.
MLB Gameday screenshot. Cooper Pratt is represented by an unnamed Brewer batting left-handed in the right-handed batter's box.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.
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Author Myron J. Clifton @deardean22.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A star is born. Also I forgot what a banger that song is Where my bro @chrislongview.bsky.social
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Canuckle 1611 5/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟥⬜⬜ ⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥 ⬜🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🔥 streak: 1178 ♾️ #CanuckleImmortal www.canucklegame.ca
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Canuckle - A daily Canadian word game
Guess the hidden word in 6 tries. A new puzzle is available each day.
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 10/10/2026
i personally would like to live in a large house in a nature preserve with no neighbors that is a five minute walk from grocery stores, nightlife and amenities, a good school, and my six-figure job. i don't see why this is so difficult
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Art of the Deal, folks. Donald is such an idiot.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Let me see if I understand this . . . 1. The U.S. is at war with Iran. 2. Russia is helping Iran in that war. 3. The U.S. is now giving Russia money that it can use to help Iran destroy U.S. bases and kill U.S. troops. Donald is smart & patriotic like that.
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OSINTRadar @osintradar.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Norway’s former Chief of Defence, General Sverre Diesen: “Under the current Trump administration, we cannot consider the United States our ally. Trump’s America is a hostile actor that, in the event of a conflict in Europe, would side with Russia rather than with us and other European countries.”
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Don't eat me by Otama-shimai
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Olga Lautman 🇺🇦 @olgalautman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this
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Black Cloud Six @blackcloudsix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Here’s the thing: Trump has caused global outrage with his purchase of fuel from Putin. But the amounts he announced were a tiny percentage of US needs; he could have simply bought more from Canada. This is much more about sending a message as to where the US is heading & Trump’s personal agenda
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waifu @waifuarts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Photo of the back cover of Do You Have Any Chips? True Stories of Alien Intrusions. Synopsis copy reads:

 ALIEN INTRUSION
Chilling tales of aliens chilling in homes uninvited are rampant across America. Those subjected to intrusions have been mocked, but the inconveniences they experience are real. These are their stories:

"One night I found an alien in my kitchen listening to psytrance off his phone. He waved at me, then took what I can only assume was 'alien molly' and began geeking out. He kept hugging the fridge and talking about peace and eugenics. It was horrible."

"My living room reeked of weed at 3:00 AM when I noticed an alien on my couch watching TV. He made me sit down and watch this infomercial for a new basketball that has an AM/FM radio inside. He kept falling asleep, but every time I reached for the remote, he'd say, 'hold on, I'm watching this, when his almond-shaped eyes were clearly closed. It's stupid, right? The radio inside the basketball would definitely break after dribbling the ball too much. He made me late for work the next day."

"An alien made fun of my apartment because it didn't have any good snacks inside of it. I had to dress him up in a disguise, then I drove him to three different convenience stores before he found a bag of shrimp chips that made him sick. He rolled around on the ground moaning in pain for six hours before he slowly disappeared over the course of an additional hour. While he was disappearing, his moaning had a reverb effect which made it worse. It absolutely sucked."

DO YOU HAVE ANY CHIPS:
TRUE STORIES OF ALIEN INTRUSIONS
A PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK
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Deep Hurting 🐈🐈‍⬛𓃠 Cats of Antifa @deep-hurting.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Cats
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dear Ukraine, Blow that shit hole off the map. Hold nothing back. Nothing. Thank you. -Jack
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 09/10/2026
Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
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Pete Hegseth carefully weighing whether livestreamed execution will be sponsored by FanDuel or Nashville Fried Chicken Doritos
WASHINGTON D.C. - Addressing the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth carefully laid out a variety of options for which brand would sponsor his upcoming livestreamed public execution.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A man reads in a cosy armchair surrounded by books. "I've read so much." Panel 2: He looks wistful. "But lived so little." Panel 3: He throws open the curtains excitedly. "I bet a world of wonders awaits me outside!" Panel 4: Outside is total chaos – atomic cloud, buildings on fire, UFOs in the sky, lightning, people fleeing. He stares blankly.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jason: "My grandpa has decided 'Grampy' no longer reflects the energy he wants to bring into his remaining years 😂"   

ext Message - 

Sender: "i was thinking"   

Sender: "you call me grampy because when you were little, i wanted you to just call me grandpa. you just couldnt say it right"   

Sender: "but I realized the naming agreement is really between you and me"   

Sender: "youre my only grandson so technically we can change it to whatever we want"   

Recipient: "Lol okay. What do you want to be called?"   

Sender: "something dangerous"   

Sender: "maybe warhammer or bloodfang or gary the merciless" 

Recipient: "Have you run these options by Nana?"   

Sender: "she does not approve"
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Lionella @lionella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 09/10/2026
AI will 'take care' of us. #webcomics #comicsky
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@ellisjrosen.bsky.social
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Sens Prospects @sensprospects.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
why they gotta do Tyler dirty like this
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james-c-jensen.bsky.social @james-c-jensen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So, mid?
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james-c-jensen.bsky.social @james-c-jensen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good to be reminded to "defeat the enemy"...
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thestuffedalligator: 

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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terrible towelie @terribletowelie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
halloween coming up soon
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The covert of “The Nickel Boys” by Colson Whitehead, a novel about a ‘reform school’ that brutalized and killed Black children in Florida, based on a real and terrible place.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ignorance was shown the door!
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mother, why. Photo from my collection, no documented date/info.
Black and white photo of a young white woman in 1950s style clothing bathing a miserable looking black and white kitten in a metal tub.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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