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Jalaguy

@jalaguy.bsky.social
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I post about toys! Amateur reading guide curator, TFWiki admin. He/they.

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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm always saying this, but it bears repeating: in much the same way that Steven Universe is one of the best Transformers cartoons, Harrow the Ninth is easily one of the best stories about the Thirteen Primes that there's ever been.
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Repeating a thought I was just talking about on Discord: it's not infrequent nowadays that you see TF fans fantasising about a scenario where the brand slumps to the degree that we get The Next Beast Wars, a seismic shift to shake things out of the current evergreen rut. BUT the thing is...
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Battle Armor Dad @battlearmordad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
1990 Benelux GIJoe Catalog
All Hail Cobra Commander
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The DIRE Hawks having "Daedalus Jet Wing Packs" is a really good gag, lol.
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Notably, this will be the first time they've offered a full Wild King combiner in a single box - depending on how widely available import stock is (it's a TakaraTomy Mall exclusive), it could be a pretty good all-in-one "starter kit" for the line, compared to buying individual releases.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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UNIT DLX @unitdlx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Haha, goshhhhh, and you said this armour has been in your family for *how* many generations...?" #toyphotography #gijoe #tombraider
GI Joe Classified Series Budo and Lara Croft.GI Joe Classified Series Budo and Lara Croft.
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sgt. Savage vs. Joe Colton fight at the end of Revolutionaries is so fucking good, god.
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The Walking Tim @daddymulk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
Retraction retconning Rocky Balboa out of existence after a licensing agreement fell through (from GI Joe: Order of Battle #3, Marvel Comics).
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was discussing how the Autobot Pretenders suck compared to the Decepticons and was struck by a flash of inspiration.
The "saddest man alive/most beautiful woman you've ever met" transition timeline comic image (originating from https://nerves-nebula.tumblr.com/post/724966257175281664) but edited so the sad man is Pretender Cloudburst and the woman (relabelled as most beautiful *monster*) is Pretender Skullgrin.
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was discussing how the Autobot Pretenders suck compared to the Decepticons and was struck by a flash of inspiration.
The "saddest man alive/most beautiful woman you've ever met" transition timeline comic image (originating from https://nerves-nebula.tumblr.com/post/724966257175281664) but edited so the sad man is Pretender Cloudburst and the woman (relabelled as most beautiful *monster*) is Pretender Skullgrin.
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Elite Guard, the Autobots' most decorated commando unit! Elita One leads security officer Chromia, rescue specialist Firestar, and sharpshooter Moonracer in guerilla operations, reconnaissance and sabotage behind enemy lines!
Redesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Elita One and ChromiaRedesigns and profiles for the Transformers characters Firestar and Moonracer
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God, lol, the details are out there now for the new scenes added to the end of the Avengers: Endgame re-release, and one of them is really obviously a Spider-Man: Brand New Day post-credits scene that they removed and held back to attach to this re-release instead.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*horrific racist fascist blackshirt actions* UK gov official: first of all, they are correct in their beliefs, however they should trust us to enact the violence and racism, can’t they see how good we are at it Burnham on tiktok : hey kids check out this barm! What am i like eyy up
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More specifically, I've seen a lot of people being like "Megatron getting the Matrix at the end confuses the themes", but I'm pretty confident that the intent of the short is that Optimus was *wrong* to walk away, and Megatron getting the Matrix is there to affirm that!
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ben @benrs.uk · 20/09/2026
when your humous tells a really funny joke
classic humous in morries
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That's very good value
A Tesco price label:
Andrex Complete Clean Toilet Tissue
9 rolls
£6.35
37.1p per 100sht
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think the Optimus Prime: Awakening short film has been done a pretty egregious disservice by marketing that primed people to expect "TFTM epilogue short film", a thing which it is not and is not trying to be, rather than "episode 0 of a larger future story", which is what it clearly actually is.
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thefullforcepod.bsky.social @thefullforcepod.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💥💥💥💥 More images of the upcoming Walmart Exclusive D.I.R.E. Hawk here originally posted on eBay by user archerbay (78)!
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My local cinema wasn't showing TFTM today, but it *was* showing Terminator 2, so I saw probably a better robot film instead, lol. And now I'm home, I'm turning it into a double-bill with its greatest homage: M3GAN 2.0!
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
WE ARE THE FORCES THAT GOVERN EVENTS THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE. WE AFFECT YOUR LIFE AND THE LIVES OF ALL LIVING CREATURES. IF YOU SPOT THE TEN DIFFERENCES YOU COULD WIN A BICYCLE
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Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
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Tim 🎃wens @attimowens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Poring over this like it's the drawing of G.I. Joe headquarters in 1986.
A hand illustrated guide to the Lucas Museum galleries and grounds, bu Kurt Snibbe.
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Kei Zama @keizama.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rum-Maj
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I LOVE Bionicle porn!
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My FAQ, which includes questions like “am I transphobic?”, “am I in the Epstein files?”, and “do I have mold in my house?”, is prompting a lot of questions already answered by the FAQ.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LRP - it's so fucking funny the way that you'll see politicians on TV talking about how utterly vital it is we preserve Britain's kitten-mulching industry, no matter the cost, and then you look it up and the national revenue from kitten-mulching is like 3% of what Games Workshop brings in each year.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The UK economy has three major industries: Warhammer, Onlyfans and Little Alex Horne
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three panel comic using stock images of die-cast metal Transformers toys.  Panel 1: Bumblebee's head and shoulders, shot from a low, heroic angle.  "I'm on the way, Optimus!"  Panel 2: Optimus Prime, almost looking over his shoulder.  "Will you be long?" Panel 3: Bumblebee full body.  His torso is an entire roof of a Volkswagen Beetle with arms and legs hanging off, making him look significantly disproportionate.  A speech bubble simply reads "Yes"
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Attn. Micronauts fans: preorder date for the Marvel Legends Acroyear.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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Amy Rrose Sélavy @trentreznorlesbian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm gonna be gone coming tomorrow, but i needed to put out the link before then. chip in if you can... i love you all www.gofundme.com/f/red-state-...
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Donate to Red State Trans Woman Needs Help with Rehabilitation, organized by Branwen Peppers
Hi! My name is Branwen, I'm trans and live in North Carolina. I… Branwen Peppers needs your support for Red State Trans Woman Needs Help with Rehabilitation
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always saying this but Beast Machines' "all TFs come from and return to a mysterious cosmic soul-of-souls that is enriched by their life and love and experiences, and which has a will of its own to drive them forward to new and better things" is perfect and is worsened by literally any additions.
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Syro Saharqai @yellowsyro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lost wolf
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Carly Jay Jumpscare 👻🏳️‍⚧️ @carlyjayjepsen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In case (like me) you’re wondering, no you don’t have to live in Wales to sign Senedd petitions. If you’re resident in the United Kingdom, you can still sign. And if you care about access to gender-affirming care in the UK, you should.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Labour stands up for corporations and big money. I'm running to stand up for people and our communities. www.camdennewjournal.co.uk/article/excl...
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Exclusive: Green Party leader Zack Polanski tells CNJ he WILL go for Holborn and St Pancras
Green leader lays out hopes for by-election
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/09/2026
Laptop Gets To Age When It Can Be Lightly Tossed Sometimes theonion.com/laptop-gets-to-age-whe…
Laptop Gets To Age When It Can Be Lightly Tossed Sometimes
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
starmer just going, fuck it, the greens can have camden, that place is just tourist-bait now anyway
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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is why the TFWiki Discord has a reputation as a draconian police state
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Lauren Knight @laurenknight.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
LOTSA new followers off the back of some cool people's comic creator lists. Henlo, I'm Lauren, I draw (and sometimes write) comics and when I'm not doing that, I'm drawing women kissing😌. Here's some of my greatest hits.
Jill Valentine kissing Claire RedfieldXena standing over Callisto.

Xena: Stay down.
Callisto: Gladly <3Dragon Age OC's Neassa and Cassie kissing.Heather Chandler kissing Veronica Sawyer
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Kei Zama @keizama.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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GHOST (in the Murder Club mines) @biteghost.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Statement from his family making me sob, rest in peace 💔
Peter Cullen passed away peacefully, surrounded by his loving family - and held in the hearts of his many friends and countless fans worldwide. His family asks that you honor his remarkable legacy by serving your communities and leading others with compassion, integrity, and loyalty and always remember "be strong enough to be gentle'."
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love this picture. I had to paint him
an oil painting of a product shot for a rotta the hutt halloween costume
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Syro Saharqai @yellowsyro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
First meeting
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's really funny how the heads have been shrunken down over time on Galaxy Blokees, such that they now pretty much have totally normal Transformer proportions *except* for having gigantic hands.
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
While LRT has Legends of Tomorrow on my mind, I need to share as a public service announcement that script for the filmed-but-deleted Zari/Charlie goodbye kiss got released a while back, and it's everything to me...!
Legends of Tomorrow Ep. 515 "SWAN THONG" 01.16.20 FULL YELLOW

CONTINUED:

Behrad's totem lights up without Zari 1.0 touching it. gust of wind picks up in the room. Charlie realizes she can't wait another moment.

CHARLIE

Wait!

Charlie sweeps toward Zari 1.0 --

CHARLIE (CONT'D)

I've wanted to do this ever since Imet you

Knowing what's coming, Zari smiles and lets Charlie bring her in for an incendiary KISS. kiss. The Legends watch, gobsmacked. one

BEHRAD That explains a lot...

CHARLIE

Okay, now get out of here.

Zari tries to keep her emotions in check --

Goodbye.

ZARI 1.0

The WIND whips up faster now as Zari 1.0 dematerializes and her essence returns inside the Air Totem (see Ep. 514).

The totem goes dark and the wind dies down. Nate stares after Zari then looks to Charlie, his heart in his throat.

NATE

I need a drink.

AVA 

Me, too.

CHARLIE

I know the perfect place.
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Darci Meadows, Published Author @saintwalker98.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The CW shows peaked with the Legends of Tomorrow episode Guest Starring John Noble in which the heroes realize the villain, who is voiced by John Noble, sounds like John Noble so they sneak onto the set of Return of the King to get John Noble the actor to impersonate the villain he is also playing
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Jalaguy @jalaguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The fucking hip cut-outs on Jinx, oh my god???
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Uh-oh. Watch out, that vase is going to leap into the air soon
A painting of a vase











Ok secret-chasers, the gag is that the base looks like a hopper-popper, a popular giveaway prize with the Beano. You invert them and the rubber tension causes them to leap. I got very good at them brackets unconfirmed
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