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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10h
These guys must've missed the reaction to the James Pond trailer
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23h
Do you drink this DEADLY milk?
Spam email from "Avoid this milk", subject "Do you drink this DEADLY milk?", received 08:55.

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Can you guess which one it is?
Soy milk
Whole milk
2% milk (reduced fat)
Almond milk
Oat Milk
Studies show this type of milk can suffocate your arteries...
Fill them with a sticky protein...
And make it hard for blood to flow freely.
{{contact.first_name}} If you think it's whole milk...
You might want to think again.
I'm telling you this will surprise you.
This toxic milk definitely surprised me.
Sincerely,
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Has anyone got a physical copy of the AllSpark Almanac II to hand? I need to check something
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The earliest internet memes connected with a primal part of the human psyche. For example, if you were in possession of a nice bucket, you too would be distraught at someone stealing it
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cartoon wolves used to be horny for human women. But now human women are horny for cartoon wolves. The reason? Woke.
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thinking about doing Zelda Timeline Theorising but for Metal Gear
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Stock photo of a pair of hands holding decorative sheets of what looks to be paper.  Large text across the top: "BEESWAX FOOD WRAPS"
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Vintage 1950s comic panel.  A jagged red lightning bolt arcs down to a man – brown suit, blue hat and cape, nogoodnik moustache –  cleanly bifurcating him, revealing a plain red region on his interior.  The man says "Hey!".  The lightning bolt says "BLAM!".  Behind him, a shocked man in a green suit and hat saying "Oh-oh-" (which is how we used to spell "uh oh").
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I know we shouldn't push fandom on the bairns but I've got these ready for today's playdate with the 3-year-old
Four Transformers toys on a living room carpet. Simple ages 3+ toys of Bumblebee, Optimus, Megatron, and Starscream. Other baby toys are scattered around behind them.
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The anti-wiki twitter vermin are celebrating the return of Kiss Players as some cultural victory as if a bunch of editors and indeed admins didn't buy basically the same toys when they were positioned to complement the dope as hell Jem Blaster
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking I should have picked up Green DALP if they're making Black DALP
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wrote this wiki article yesterday and I'm glad it's putting the word out
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The King of Braves GlobgloGabGalab
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone remind me I'm only 1:49:22 into STCTP
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was usenet always a ballache to use or is it just Google Groups making the experience worse than it needs to be
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a dream that DC's latest CW show was set in Gotham and replaced all the action scenes with low-budget Epic Rap Battles
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Stuart Webb @inflatabledalek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
42nd anniversary of the UK #Transformers comic? Good time to pimp my extensive look at every single British Transformers comic! Especially as that Oink blog that's nicked the idea is starting this week as well. thesolarpool.weebly.com/transformati...
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Transformation
The weekly British Transformers comic was an something that had a huge impact on me as a child. I came to it fairly late in the day, over halfway through the original 332 issue run, with Space...
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think liminal horror is passing
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ringo Starr, Shakira, and Baby Sinclair from ABC's Dinosaurs will no longer be supporting Ed Sheeran
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you like songs where you get shouted at in a foreign language then I can't recommend Ecuador by Sash! enough
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Went down a rabbit hole and found out that a group of one-shot Machine Man antagonists were bizarrely foundational to Marvel UK's bait-and-switch "war" comic. You can read about it!
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Forces - The Transformers UK Appendix
When five regular humans were struck by a freak accident, they evolved into beings possessed of powerful Forces. They now seek to guide mankind to a utopian future...
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If they made The Raccoons today they'd be woke. And a polycule
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know it shouldn't surprise me, but I have just been taken aback that the franchise we call "RID2015" is over ten years old
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Three panel comic using stock images of die-cast metal Transformers toys.  Panel 1: Bumblebee's head and shoulders, shot from a low, heroic angle.  "I'm on the way, Optimus!"  Panel 2: Optimus Prime, almost looking over his shoulder.  "Will you be long?" Panel 3: Bumblebee full body.  His torso is an entire roof of a Volkswagen Beetle with arms and legs hanging off, making him look significantly disproportionate.  A speech bubble simply reads "Yes"
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think I'll be buying a Switch 2 just for a Zelda that slides off my visual cortex and plays wrong
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I've been at work all day so I missed it until now – happy third birthday to the website!
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Finally...
A button on the Bluesky UI that says "Hide reposts in feeds"
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And I'm supposed to just carry on with my day?
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
40 YEARS IT STILL HITS LATER LIKE A TRUCK
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Cover the batter and chill for at least 30 minutes" Don't mind if I do!!!
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Do you ever think about how, textually, Ultimate Spider-Woman was introduced as a clone of Peter with a Boy's Brain In A Girl's Body. Cos I do
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When I see what I want I'm gonna taste it
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bluey is now on Tonies
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Can't believe they're tainting the legacy of beloved pop culture mainstay James Pond
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It's taken FAR too long but you can finally read all about WHO puts the future in your hands: Robotix!
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Robotix (comic) - The Transformers UK Appendix
Who puts the future in your hand? Robotix! (Robotix!) Who gives you robots to command? Robotix! (Robotix!) Who lets you build fighting creatures wilder than a movie...
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Black Queen Jean Grey more like yass kween Jean slay. Whatever
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
J. Woke-ah Jameson: Get me pronouns of Spider-Man!!
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you don't follow Earth Wars it may surprise you to learn which of these is Armada Optimus Prime and which is a downloadable cosmetic skin for G1 Optimus Prime
Digital render of Armada Optimus Prime, holding a gun and the Skyboom Shield.Digital render of Generation 2's Laser Optimus Prime, standing proud with his sword.
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Something that struck me on my pre-TFN Target: 2006 re-read was that, for all it functions as a The Movie promotional tool, it was still written under the impression that the Matrix is something that exists in Optimus Prime's mind
Three panels from The Transformers (Marvel UK) issue 78, "Target: 2006: Prologue" from 1986.  A robot wearing a robe approaches an altar with a single candle on it, and gesticulates melodramatically as the flame extinguishes.  Narration: "And, on Cybertron, the MATRIX FLAME – the living embodiment of the sacred CREATION MATRIX housed in Prime's mind... flickers... AND DIES!"
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The dizzying highs of flouncing around Club Con in a frilly skater dress followed by the realisation they don't have a public bathroom for genderfucky femboys
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I got alla dems
Casual photo of Transformers toys, consisting of Generations Selects Star Convoy, Cyber Battalion Prowl, Power Core Combiners Undertow (and Waterlog) posed antagonistically against Revenge of the Fallen Reverb, Animated Oil Slick, Crossovers Spider-Man (motorcycle), Siege Refraktor, Siege Refraktor again, Classics Legends Perceptor in missile launcher mode, Classics Legends Silverbolt in jet mode, World's Smallest™ brand Bumblebee, and Nonnef Retro Brawn Clamp Upgrades (packaged).
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Daniel @danieladkins.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
#TFNation #TFN PEEPS!!! These items were left by the Pick of Destiny table. If they are yours, please let me know. Please claim them by tomorrow evening
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Another TFN come and gone and man. There really is nothing like it
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Chris McFeely @chrismcfeely.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This tiny Tailgate belongs to @mustang19rasco.bsky.social !
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Ultra Magnus coming out and tossing Galvatron on the floor" - Simon 'Phrasing' Furman
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Never before have I been so let down by the Hilton facilities. There's no landline by the toilet
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyone have a picture of the Tailgate baby
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nearly on the road to TFNation! You are NOT going to believe how sweaty I am
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
(suddenly sitting up in bed) I forgot to read last year's zines!!
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Gherkin 🥒 @thelastgherkin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Evil vtuber persona called "Malice O'Forethought"
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