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Jakob

@jakobjarecki.bsky.social
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Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better. fix your hearts or die. Him/his

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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 16h
Found @donachaidh.bsky.social's alt.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 21h
you’re allowed to cry watching wrestling. they can’t stop you
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A picture of Roger ebert with a word bubble, as if he is speaking the below post.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was predictable from the day he was hired. His tactics did not mesh with the team on the field.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was told you shouldn't meet weirdos from the internet. But I am going to a wedding for two people I met from the internet. The future is pretty rad.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Legal online sports betting exists for one purpose only which is to vacuum up the cash of the foolish and addicted. It has not one iota of social value.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would take him seriously if the product wasn't the third commercial during every sports broadcast. If it's a risk, don't advertise the fucking thing.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
0% chance of happening but a pretty good way of pointing out a big flaw with a bill that puts a salary cap on exactly one type of employee
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Email I just got: log in or your trello account will be gone forever. Me: finally.
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We don’t just say “All Seattle Sports, All the Time”; we live that mantra. Some outlets claim that they have "great content for every major pro and college team in the region," but that falls short in many ways, from not being credentialed with those teams to leaving teams out.
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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hot take: Some soccer fan billionaire eating a few million dollars a year to support local soccer coverage across America would have a much bigger impact on the future of the sport than subsidizing the salary of a fancy USMNT manager
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I upped my support this year. I looked back at the amount of information Sounder at Heart provided me and it was worth far more than I was paying.
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 22/09/2026
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but it’s a good reminder that if you want local soccer coverage you need to actively support it.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Terrible news. Jayda Evans has always been a great reporter with unique insight. Going to miss her coverage a lot.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It is wild to me that someone felt more comfortable taking the advice of their glasses than from every parent who said "maybe let the kid be a kid". I guess we went to different schools.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At least Bob Cousy needed the money.
A cigarette ad for kent featuring NBA all star Bob cousy. The ad states "more scientists and educators smoke kent with the micronite filter than any other cigarette". Bob cousy's quote is "Kent is my favorite, too." There is a picture of him smoking and doing a layup.
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Certified Good Neighbor @jcoltkelly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Since we’re doing transplant discourse today: In my experience the people who prioritize being ‘natives’ to a place have the worst politics imaginable. Racist nimbyism with a toddler’s understanding of how society works.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sigh. Wildcat sandwiches.
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Tim Hamilton @muffintopmodel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prob not going Wednesday vs RSL. I won’t be going to Saturday vs MNUFC either. I won’t be hurt to trade in my tix. Rather have the cash. If you know anyone looking please let me know. $91 is FV 107 Row A 1-2 #soundersfc #soundersmatchday #ebfg
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing the Linda Lindas tonight. They rule.
A picture of a stage with mt. Rainier in the background.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MTCP, doing exercise design for their entire existence:
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My watch told me that "workouts like this will help you do more intensive activity" and this is as intensive as I want to get.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kissimmee, Florida, ads on the adboards in a premier league game are real weird.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I see no issues with anything happening here. Maybe have the fellas over to enjoy it with you?
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nyt crossword: _ pockets (4) Me, a genius: hots? Hot with two os?
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't ever need to know what Zack Snyder is thinking or has thought about.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stars did the smartest thing they could do. Congrats to them.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 y/o me was a fucking idiot and don't know what to prioritize. That's how current me came to be. I don't know that we'd get along.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halloween Reminder 🎃
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@9coacheswaiting.bsky.social still the Kiffin of your group?
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WOR$T GIRL IN ACADEMIA @medievaliste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seeing children (20 somethings) unironically playing and enjoying nu-metal is weird. Having them call it "classic rock" is uncalled for.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Team sports can allegedly be great for kids (I was…not sporty), but chances are your kid is not the next great hope of their sport. And if you’re telling them that’s their only chance to go to college you are probably ruining their enjoyment of it and turning it into their job
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Put the money you’re spending on travel teams in a 529 account instead. Or put it into tutors, or test prep. Also please just don’t put your kid in football if you value their brain at all
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rebuilding the sb nation site collective as something better.
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Jackie ☀️ @ihopeitssunny.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's true. And you should, too.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@ihopeitssunny.bsky.social told me to have a beer.
A crowler of nw IPA from camp colvos in a comically big hand.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad that the army spent billions of dollars implementing a test to ultimately replace the air up with the plank in the apft.
The sma visited Leavenworth for pcc and gave the following notes on the apft:

1. The deadlift and sprint drag carry will be removed
2. The push ups, run, and plank will remain
3. The minimum number of pushups will increase
4. The time to achieve a max score in the run will decrease and passing time will be reduced

Combat fitness test will remain unchanged
New annual requirements
4 miles run in 36 minutes
12 mile ruck in 4 hours
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chinook salmon have recolonised 88% of their historic range on the Klamath River, with more than 13,000 fish passing the old Iron Gate Dam site in 2025, up from 7,700 the year before. Two years after the dams’ removal, it’s going better than anyone predicted. buff.ly/pToC9gB #ShareGoodNewsToo
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Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal - Scientific Reports
Scientific Reports - Rewilding the upper Klamath River Basin: rapid recolonization of Chinook salmon following the world’s largest dam removal
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I really hate that most cool local places have decided the best way to advertise is on the shittiest platform to find anything (Instagram).
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 10/09/2026
the thing about vocally refusing to vote all the time is that politicians will, entirely logically, write you off as “those people who refuse to ever vote”
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@ywfyf.com I need you to look at the cobra lounge pizza menu. I'll wait for your reaction.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Peaches, like all fruit, are meh. Two perfect sandwiches are divine.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watching Nathan fielder try to do the math if someone is fieldering him is fascinating.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Chicago Stars could do the simplest, smartest thing.
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