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Jakob

@jakobjarecki.bsky.social
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Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better. fix your hearts or die. Him/his

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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 15m
An 18-25 year old enlisted or college kid's hand, before finding out beer can be good.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19m
Hurtful but true.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 1h
literally in the next 48 hours! be aware!
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 17h
My wife putting powdered sugar on the cookies is an attack on me, a known clumsy oaf, and I cannot be blamed for all of the powdered sugar that is now on the floor.
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👻Really Spooky Smith👻 @reallyseansmith.bsky.social · 20h
Admiral Zumwalt was a superhero for a generation of sailors on the strength of policies that amounted to "Just be less shitty to everyone below E-7, you fuckfaces." The bar is low and "leaders" keep running into it dick first.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 20h
Last night, while leaving the dim sum place, the old lady yelled at me "don't move!". I stood and waited, kinda bewildered, and she brought me three BBQ pork buns then immediately went back to ignoring me.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21h
There was a lot of grace given over those first few years. Today's shows are so much better.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have terrible news.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am now obsessed with hearing Michael McDonald's long lost son song.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He approximated the feelings that were given to him. Which still aren't feelings and really fucked up of his programmer to do to him.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And is the face of AEW at a ton of lgbtq events.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If the hawks buy the Sounders, the stadium issue is moot. Which is fair, I was thinking more of random billionaire than the hawks.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And if anyone thinks a different owner is going to look at an unprofitable stadium situation and say "this is great", they are delusional.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I watched the mox post match promo and my mind kept putting it a month prior. It was a weird fight for the whole of it to think it was one week ago.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: radio people energy is so exhausting. Wife: you were radio people. Me: I'm also self loathing.
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Kyle Goon @kylegoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey Amazon Prime commentary crew — if you’re gonna talk about the adversity Deshaun Watson has gone through, maybe be more specific. “You have to tip your hat to Deshaun Watson.” You absolutely do *not* have to do that.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Commit to the bit.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell yeah!
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did not realize how much I dug them until going back to the 7:30 and feeling drained the next morning. It means a bit of schedule rearrangement to make a 6:30 kick off, but I'll take it to get to bed at a reasonable hour.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bruce wayne doesn't vote but gives insane amounts to super pacs.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So we can all have our cry in private.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahaahahahaaahaaa!
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You kind of knew that was going to happen though.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Found @donachaidh.bsky.social's alt.
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
you’re allowed to cry watching wrestling. they can’t stop you
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's fair. I'm hoping this is a lot of bluster to get a new Seahawks owner to see the value of 30 guaranteed dates. It would be a damned shame for them to move.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounderatheart has the club value at $900 million. I don't think anyone is buying in to put 1.5 billion (I'm adding that 800 million to the 780 million that NYCFC spent on their stadium) down. If we move, even with new ownership, I don't think it's going to be into a 30k seat stadium.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am pretty sure it's build capacity vs. site lines. Adrian offhand said something about "if someone wants donate 800 mil, we can go 32k". NYCFC topped out around 25k and the are a nation state in spending. I'm going to guess above that is another tier of seating/infrastructure.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It wasn't funny then. It's not funny now.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Creed played a Superbowl. Weird times.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the only way to reverse the pitcher to punter trend.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The worst that could happen is they hide tacos from you.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's when I was truly blind.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gdi.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know if I should ashamed to add myself to this list.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A picture of Roger ebert with a word bubble, as if he is speaking the below post.
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think the tendency to take older intellectual property and making it dark and gritty has run its course. Time to start adapting older texts to be maximally horny.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This was predictable from the day he was hired. His tactics did not mesh with the team on the field.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Keep me in your heart hits like something else.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This could be your best retirement strategy yet.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was told you shouldn't meet weirdos from the internet. But I am going to a wedding for two people I met from the internet. The future is pretty rad.
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Alan Allport @alanallport.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Legal online sports betting exists for one purpose only which is to vacuum up the cash of the foolish and addicted. It has not one iota of social value.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They are insane and have rotted their brains on football manager. Somehow, what happens on the field has become secondary to them.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am a simple man. I want to hear the commentators describe the game in front of them. Most of the mls commentators fail at this but those two are especially egregious.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm listening on the radio. We are safe.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And preparing to fist fight, apparently.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That is a Wisconsin level of sweet.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would take him seriously if the product wasn't the third commercial during every sports broadcast. If it's a risk, don't advertise the fucking thing.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mmmm...most of the time.
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