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Jakob

@jakobjarecki.bsky.social
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Former stooge of slight reknown. Taking a break to get better. fix your hearts or die. Him/his

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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can check
Direct sunlight grapefruit and lime pale ale by kings and daughters brewing in Seattle.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A picture of Roger ebert with a word bubble, as if he is speaking the below post.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At least Bob Cousy needed the money.
A cigarette ad for kent featuring NBA all star Bob cousy. The ad states "more scientists and educators smoke kent with the micronite filter than any other cigarette". Bob cousy's quote is "Kent is my favorite, too." There is a picture of him smoking and doing a layup.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Seeing the Linda Lindas tonight. They rule.
A picture of a stage with mt. Rainier in the background.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@ihopeitssunny.bsky.social told me to have a beer.
A crowler of nw IPA from camp colvos in a comically big hand.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Glad that the army spent billions of dollars implementing a test to ultimately replace the air up with the plank in the apft.
The sma visited Leavenworth for pcc and gave the following notes on the apft:

1. The deadlift and sprint drag carry will be removed
2. The push ups, run, and plank will remain
3. The minimum number of pushups will increase
4. The time to achieve a max score in the run will decrease and passing time will be reduced

Combat fitness test will remain unchanged
New annual requirements
4 miles run in 36 minutes
12 mile ruck in 4 hours
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
George ran a construction company for six years in Montana before joining the army. Moose drool was his favorite beer and whenever we would have one together, it was story time. Miss you, buddy.
A moose drool brown ale from big sky brewing
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
When in montana.
A big sky IPA from big sky brewing company
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Quantity, soup, 1 ea.
A bowl of steamy reheated chicken dumpling soup
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A picture of Bob hope in the silliest looking uso uniform, holding a golf club, with a big band behind him. He is in front of a microphone, preparing to tell some jokes.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
On my bullshit.
Otters...from space hazy IPA from odd otter.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Pretty view on my walk back from a shitty run.
The path in puget Creek park with big trees and ground cover on both sides.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Long week. Deserved a beer.
Citra flash mob IPA by Russian River brewing company.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Porchfest continues! I've seen modern daze twice this year.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Follow up: pro wrestling in the streets. Porchfest continues to be awesome.
SOS pro wrestling at Tacoma porchfest. One wrestler has another in a headlock as a large crowd watches on. The ring is in the middle of the street and people are standing on sidewalks to watch.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Post rock on someone's front porch. Tacoma porchfest rules.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Last night's LIVE MUSIC. It was great.
Sincere engineer on stage at the vera projectWays away on stage at the vera project
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bizarre brewing crushed in velvet soft pale ale.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Starting this tonight. I do not remember who recommended it to me.
The cover of the genius plague by David walton
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
In a loud, boisterous voice: baseball.
The Hillsboro hops stadium on a beautiful day from the left field.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There are worse places to spend an afternoon.
The Seattle skyline from alki beach
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Post usmnt victory can check.
I love my state parks ipa from bale breaker.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can't imagine living anywhere else.
A picture of Mount Rainier from ruston way. Trees and a meadow in the foreground, commencement bay in the distance.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Pair this with a book on world war 2 or wooden boats and this package sells out.
An email from Amtrak stating "for the dad who'd rather be on the rails"
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
In the most forbesy voice possible: BASEBALL.
The view from behind the visiting dugouts at Cheney stadium for a Rainiers/isotopes game in the first inning.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
You have severely underestimated Mr. Vanwinkle's commitment to making a buck.
At least one "I Love the 90s" act will be there: Vanilla Ice.

"He is proud to help celebrate America's 250th Anniversary!" a representative for the "Ice Ice Baby" rapper wrote in an email to the AP. "Everyone is welcome to attend and celebrate USA's Birthday and our Freedom!"
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
In retrospect, I should've had the first fortune made into a banner.
Two fortunes from a fortune cookie. One reads "not every soil can bear all things, be practical" and the other reads "we can learn from everyone, especially from our enemies".
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Back in my happy place.
A view of the Sounders pitch from section 134 before the match starts.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
A buddy I rarely get to see is in town. Time to play the hits.
A delicious IPA from 7 seas on a round table cut out of an old doug fir.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Live music.
Unwed sailor playing a gorgeous tune at airport tavernAssertion playing their first live show in five years.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A lot of shit sucks, but I'm meeting with a buddy to celebrate a good thing and that rules.
A hand holding an ice cold pint of an India pale ale on a wooden table.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Headed home.
A photo from a plane window, with mount saint helens in the foreground and mount rainier in the background.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The panagram claiming that airwolf is not a word.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A giant redwood that has the center burned out. People can now walk through the trunk, but it is still growing.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@whereismy240.bsky.social ass sign.
A signpost with various signs that read the big tree, even bigger trees, that's a big tree, this way to bigger trees, and that's a much bigger tree.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Found a big tree today.
A sign reading big tree at the base of a very large redwood.

The sign reads

Height 286 ft
Diameter 23.7 ft
Circumference 74.5 ft
Age 1500 years A picture of the very big tree from further out
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Goofing off in the redwoods.
A plaque at the base of the founders tree in Humboldt State Park, California. It reads 
Height 346.1 ft
Diameter 12.7 ft
Circumference 40 ft
Height to lower limb 190.4 ftAnother picture of the founders tree in Humboldt State Park, but further away to capture the scale of the tree.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Live music.
The band no!SE doing some punk rock stuff on a stage.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Friday can check.
Bale breaker best frenz ipa collaboration with maui brewing.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A laptop screen showing the houston astros logo with the words in a cult above it.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Could be worse.
A screen with a mariners logo that states all of them, profound depression and PTSD.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Increasingly rare can check.
Lad and lass Olympic peaks pnw ipa.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Except it says run, don't walk. Clearly encouraging running. @whereismy240.bsky.social and I are proud of you.
Jordan, skeeting in her own words, finished the finale today. I think this was a 10/10 season for me and I do not say it lightly. Run, don't walk etcetera.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
All washer components that are connected to the drive unit should be national pipe thread.
A Rockwell painting of a man, standing up and speaking his truth.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Decent year, but looking to get the monthly average up to 70 miles per month next year. @moist.dad expect a few Garmin challenge weeks this year.
A chart showing my running mileage over the year. 791.5 total miles, with an average of 15.2 miles a week and 66 miles a month.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
At a documentary screening. They brewed an IPA for this.
The ten IPA from seven seas.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I will always buy a beer with a Seattle sports legend on it.
Reign man pale ale with a picture of Shawn Kemp on the label.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Sweet potatoes in a beer. Time to find out what this is.
Label of a Japanese beer.

Top of the label reads beer beautiful with a Celtic knot between the words

Next line is the word coedo

Next line is the word beniaka

Next line is ale brewed with sweet potatoes
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@michaelstahlke.bsky.social look what @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social did to our beloved flag.
A disgusting perversion of the Doug flag with Nickelodeon's Doug placed over the mighty Douglas fir.
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Jakob @jakobjarecki.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Inter Miami employs one of the biggest pieces of shit in soccer and when he does another despicable act, tries to defend him with a bullshit argument. They have earned the league villain crown.
Inter Miami CF has received official communication from Major League Soccer (MLS) regarding the one-match suspension imposed on our player Luis Suárez, for an action that occurred during last Saturday’s match in Nashville.

The club would like to state the following:

Inter Miami CF accepts and respects the decision made by the MLS Disciplinary Committee.

At the same time, the club wishes to express its concern about the precedent set by re-refereeing a play that had already been judged by the match officials and VAR, and its confidence that the same standard will be applied in the future to all on-field situations, in any match and involving any team.
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