Reposted by Sage/JakeNoelle Palmer @noelleevepalmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026i am not immune to petra parker #spiderman #trans 172738636
Reposted by Sage/Jake𓃺𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎🪴🩻 @tonizamboni64.bsky.social · 19/08/2026they are putting something in food that makes you poop 2112
Reposted by Sage/JakeThe Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026“There’s something about when a bowl of salsa hits the table…I become…different…” said Darren Moore theonion.comMan Doesn’t Like Who He Becomes When He’s Around SalsaST. LOUIS—Tearfully admitting that the lifelong problem had finally reached a breaking point, local man Darren Moore told reporters Tuesday that he doesn’t like who he becomes when he’s around salsa. ... 161147117
Reposted by Sage/Jakeacabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 24/07/2026who's doing favors for fascists 2695
Reposted by Sage/JakeLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 06/06/2026The IDF opened fire on a civilian vehicle in the West Bank yesterday and killed a 7-month-old baby. His name was Sam Fahd Abu Haikal. 817190
Reposted by Sage/JakeTrans Rights Screenshot Generator! @transrightsbot.bsky.social · 29/05/2026#TransRights 1137
Reposted by Sage/Jaketalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Keep in mind the “protest” is a direct blockade of the ICE entrance. Establishing a separate “zone” negates the protest, helping clear the path for ICE. Sherrill is assisting ICE operations. 9782228
Reposted by Sage/Jakeleva+ @blueamaryllis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026the worst people on the planet have hello kitty avatars and @s like yummycrumbly but DETESTABLEPERVERT666 would probably pull me out of a burning building 7372112142
Sage/Jake @jaketaylor98.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Hormuz? Yeah, sometimes they’re into hucow shit are you seriously complaining?? 000
Sage/Jake @jaketaylor98.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Just had the realization that goombella from Paper Mario TTYD had a formative effect on me in my youth and I’m not mad about it AT ALLLL 000
Reposted by Sage/JakeMar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Chinese researchers have created a bamboo-based plastic as strong as petroleum-based plastics, which can fully biodegrade in soil in just 2 months phys.org/news/2025-10...phys.orgBamboo-based plastic can be made to biodegrade quickly, but still holds up in tough conditionsA new method to produce strong, biodegradable plastic from bamboo is reported in Nature Communications this week. The bioplastic resembles oil-based plastics in strength, shapability, and thermal stab... 285146744443
Reposted by Sage/Jake💙💙💙💙💙Karactekus💙💙💙💙💙Never Forget The Milk Carton Kids @karacktekus.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to America. What do your taxes actually do for you 621672694
Reposted by Sage/JakeEsheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 01/05/2026When you break it down, it’s the reason he tore up the deal! 11037391031
Reposted by Sage/JakeD. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 27/04/2026📌Barack Obama was targeted 11 times in assassination attempts during this two terms. I bet you don't remember any of them because they were handled through proper channels, professionally, and he isn't a whiny bitch. 8814335511611
Reposted by Sage/JakeRt. Hon. Rev. Digger, FSM @gopnot4me.bsky.social · 26/04/2026#EpsteinFiles #TrumpsteinFiles 6478082263
Reposted by Sage/JakeStan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Who needs a “Mentalist”* when you have a cartoonist who knows what government officials are thinking? My cartoon from February. *Latest Fad @theonion.com 71442202
Reposted by Sage/JakeLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security. 435157194054
Reposted by Sage/JakeThomas @thomasho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files. 19057721612
Reposted by Sage/JakeTG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Another bullshit assassination attempt?media.tenor.coma man in a star trek uniform is sitting in front of a control panelALT: a man in a star trek uniform is sitting in front of a control panel 23564611015
Reposted by Sage/JakeProfessor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Today's episode is brought to you by the word "Staged." 16484901308
Reposted by Sage/JakeMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20/04/2026How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again... 297132054372
Reposted by Sage/JakeDread Pirate Robin 🩷💜💙 @dredpiraterobn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Pop quiz, what did Johnny Depp initially sue Amber Heard for? If you guessed "striking him" that is incorrect. He sued her because she wrote an article where she alleged having an abusive ex partner and he knew she was talking about him, so his legal and PR team got to work discrediting her. 3141
Reposted by Sage/JakeMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying them for sex. I feel this needs to be emphasized much more than it is. 378157894039
Reposted by Sage/JakeLearn Dirt @learndirt.bsky.social · 18/04/2026There is no amount of money, oil, or gold that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water. 12183522276
Reposted by Sage/JakeJymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named) @smurfmasterjym.bsky.social · 11/04/2026 6862431077
Reposted by Sage/JakeDread Pirate Robin 🩷💜💙 @dredpiraterobn.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Good luck to the Artemis II crew. 0111
Reposted by Sage/JakeSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 04/04/2026chainsaw man part 3: the transition arc 0101
Reposted by Sage/JakeANThony(COMMS OPEN) @anthonylegua1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026👀 #Deltarune #Deltarunefanart #susie 1666193
Reposted by Sage/JakeMe and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Awesome view from Artemis II this morning. 947149862292
Reposted by Sage/JakeCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026As a Christian, I don't think federal agencies should be referring to "Christ, our Savior" in any context. I don't need my government to validate my faith. That's why it's called faith. More importantly, my government shouldn't be invalidating the religions of other Americans. 200159892689
Reposted by Sage/JakeParty Man, PhDracula @hombredefiesta.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Every once in a while Cracked has to remind you that they’re owned by a soulless corporation now. 3407
Reposted by Sage/JakeThiago Ferronatto @hierronacho.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Quinta-feira santa 2604258
Sage/Jake @jaketaylor98.bsky.social · 29/03/2026SHE DOESN’T HAVE FAMILY THAT LOVES HER. God I can’t fucking relate. And god, forgive her, she doesn’t have to relate either. The only thing keeping her from a loving family is her own apprehension… lord I beg that she puts it aside, but if not, I pray I stop being your punching bag 000
