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@grocerjack.bsky.social
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Dog and cat lover, Chelsea lover, centre lefty, grandad, chameleon, comedian, corinthian and caricature. Bowie, Floyd, Zeppelin, Monet, Seurat and so much more...

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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Burnham speech yesterday as superb. Signalling the change needed to put the UK back at the forefront of values, compassion and fairness
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Panic in our #cfc defence
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Callers into @lbc.co.uk going full on "what's happened to the young of today... I remember when kids had respect for the police." Meanwhile here's your grandad in 1958.
War on Teddy Boys menace in the streets 1958 Sunday Dispatch
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wife away on youngest daughter Hen weekend. In typical rock n roll style I've painted the front door, the back door, tidied & reconfigured the garage, pumped all car tyres up tidied the shed, done 2 clothes washes now drying on the line, walked the dogs. Fuck's happened 2 me?
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Are people still really moaning still about the Friday alarm? Grow the fuck up and get a life. JFC......
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The David Bowie Lightroom experience was absolutely stunning.... A real festival vibe as we sat on the floor with wine and enjoyed a wonderful exhibition of the greatest artist to have lived.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm oddly obsessed wth this song. Irritating, gibberish, yet rather brilliant, and very catchy. And from 1972......and yet it's viral now. And I still can't say the title. Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?... via @YouTube
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Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol'
YouTube video by John Bow
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
On August 6 1945 , the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima, signalling the end of the war in Japan. In other news.... 15 years later ...I was born. So not all door and gloom then! Present from Mrs GJ.... Mothership Box Set on vinyl. She knows....
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is turning up daily in my email box. Its mental in truth as I'm hugely anti- gun unless at war and it's me or him/her..... What a fucked up world.....
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Rolling Red Roads @rollingredroads.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Just finished reading a book called 'The Barefaced Messiah' about L. Ron Hubbard. Conclusion: Scientology was created by a lunatic and conman. It's unbelievable people still faithfully follow that crazy creep's teachings. Pap for the feeble-minded, including Tom Cruise.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Haters focusing on Liddle's violence toward his pregnant partner, his galloping racism, or his repeated defences of paedophilia, should remember to mention he was also one of the worst writers to ever do it. A calorie-free hack of the first water. Just absolute dogshit, back to front.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"I'm in charge of 50 states and half of them are absolute dog shit" is a weird flex
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sitting down to watch the England vs Mexico game now. No spoilers please 😂
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Am I staying up for the game? An afternoon bbq and a few glasses of wine says no. Also... I'm 64 ffs..... Irrespective of anything else 1am is a big fat 'NO' Good luck England.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Illegal Eagles night in Pompey. Utterly superb . Fuck all you tribute band haters. This is just brilliant 👏👏👍️
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Iced coffee. A pint. Now that's a refreshing drink. Tomorrow the B2C machine will be tested on Espresso Martini 🍸️
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who do I want to win the #worldcup2026? Anyone who beats Argentina. Anyone. I have an irrational dislike for them, possibly dating back to Rattin. I do think Messi might be < Pele now though. Never forget how he destroyed #cfc defence as a youngster.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
England thought. Another ground out result. But..... Maybe that's the way to hustle for way to winning the trophy? #worldcup2026
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'll say it now. Chelsea should have burst the bank to get Declan Rice. Absolutely the best midfielder in the world right now. Better than Caicedo? Yes. #cfc
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CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦 @corrina.sheshed.rocks · 01/07/2026
Happy Canada Day❤️🇨🇦 Today we celebrate the beauty of our country & the communities that make it home. May we continue to stand together, support one another & take pride in all that makes Canada strong! Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and lasting memories. ❤️🍁 #SheShed #HappyCanadaDay
Today we celebrate the beauty of our country & the strength of the communities that make Canada home. 

May we continue to stand united, lift one another up, and take pride in what makes Canada home.

Wishing you a day filled with joy, laughter, and lasting memories.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Still loving this heat! Must be the Irish half of me 😂😂
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I fucking love this weather. More please. #uksunshine
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
You know how #cfc always have issues with low blocks. Or defensive teams as we used to call it. Ditto England. Oh for a Hazard, a Zola or a powerhouse like Drogba.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Norway 💙💙
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Today is a boat trip on the fjord in Alesund. An early start. I am NOT a morning person, let alone an early morning person.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sunbathing in the Arctic Circle
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Norway is stunning.
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Haugesund in Norway. Cool. Rainy! All day rainy it appears lol. HOHO bus then.....
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
So....Norway...here we come. Get those fjords spruced up. Starting today at Southampton Cruise Terminal.......our first cruise with no flying!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
So true for all my UK friends
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#cfc observations: It's over. Go away fellow suffering supporters , spend time with loved ones. Turn off the stress. Relax. Soak up some rays. Ignore #Chelsea ITKN crap. Remember the silly season starts now. Erase this arse gravy omnishambolic season from memory......
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Prezzy obviously... fucking poxy autocorrect
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Grandson is 3 tomorrow..... here's his pretty... Lucky boy
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
One before I go back to the mobile. It's 10% abv ....very much an aperitif beer!
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Came out dressed like an english tourist because of some cloud forgetting Mediterranean sun arrives when lt wants. Beer then and try to look Brit cool a la Bowie 😂
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Sitting here in Vias village square having eaten my Sea Bass Sunday lunch with champ, a bottle of local rose wine and now a limoncello aperitif. I feel like Hemingway might have felt in Paris
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
#cfc observation 1: Dismal. Disgraceful. Pathetic. Gutless. Incompetent. Lazy. Clueless. Rudderless. Omnishambles. Stupid. Embarrassing. There's my generic player, staff and hierarchy ratings for today. #cfc
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TG @grocerjack.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Off to Stamford Bridge for pretty much dead rubber game for us but huge for Forest. Our home form is dismal, the fans are bored and detached, players thinking about the world Cup. I'd rather be pretty much doing anything else #cfc
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
KIMMEL: “You know how sometimes you wake up and the First Lady demands you be fired? We’ve all been there, right? — I agree hateful, violent rhetoric is something we should reject… a great place to start to dial that back would be to talk to your husband.”
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There is no special relationship. There hasn't been one for a very long time, if ever. Instead, there's a parasocial relationship, in which the UK government imagines it's involved in ways the other partner doesn't recognise. States have interests, not preferences. They don't love. They calculate.
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Extinction Distinction @thirdzenith.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Efrain @efrain12.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Roadie Ric @roadieric.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"Thrice upon a time... " 📖
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Matato'a Brian 🗿🗿🗿 @matatoa.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Captain: the odds of that attempt being legit are 1,543,207.93 to 1.
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Grand Dude @grand-dude.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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CannabisHeals @cannbisheals.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Mabinogi62 @mabinogi62.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Leavitt's foreshadowing Trump nonchalance Scavino trying to whip up a jingoistic chant SS incompetence that this dude got as close as he did The sales presentation afterward touting the vanity bunker The dismissive nature of the AG The smirks and smile of those standing next to Trump at the presser
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Lauren Scott @laurenalexs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Bevershly @bevershly.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Two trick pony: start a war or pretend to be shot.
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