Reposted by JakeOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 3hThis 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 12341931006
Reposted by JakeNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 142515550
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 14hMy eyeballs have a feature called Vinyl Mode. When I go into a record shop, my eyes go "this one looks fucking rad" and then I buy it 030
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 14hOh no, I just discovered there are alt text jokes in the Swan Boy comics. Guess I have to go back and re-read all of them again 000
Reposted by JakeHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago! 0226
Reposted by JakeCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing! 418821
Reposted by JakeNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262588398
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Then read a fucking newspaper, man. Why are you reading Batman at all 060
Reposted by JakeMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICA 2962288
Reposted by JakeMoongolfer @moongolfer.com · 28/09/2026Will be sorry not to see him outside the Directors’ Entrance having a sneaky puff on a cig before going in. He’ll be missed. Decent fella #ncfc 0121
Reposted by JakeCmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am Old and 99% of my music consumption is Records That Have Been Put Onto My Excellent Rectangle 192
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Holy shit. Just read Double Indemnity for the first time, and the original ending is *dark* 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Headliner of the last street fest of the year in my sleepy suburb opens up with a ripping Baker Street cover. Hell yeah 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*watches Charlize Theron kill a man with her high heel* Lord, I see what you've done for others... 1676
Reposted by Jakeuel @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying." 510429
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That Kelly Marie Tran should be allowed to kick JJ Abrams square in the balls anytime they run into each other in public. 015441
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The work, which has not been peer-reviewed youtu.be/6vo4Fdf7E0w?...youtu.beThe Good Place - Attempt to murder JanetYouTube video by letsbepandas 000
Reposted by Jakecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct 423339437
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The horrifying realization that that means he *wants* that haircut 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Felt good on this one www.maptap.gg September 26 98🔥 99🔥 99🔥 81✨ 100🎯 Final score: 938maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Always funny to be reminded of The OA, "what if you could stop a mass shooting by praise dancing?" and you weren't immediately picked up by the scruff of the neck and thrown out of the pitch meeting. The "money is fake" years of streaming saw some things. 2254
Reposted by JakeGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 206188675357
Reposted by JakeLive Tapes @livetapes.heads.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Catherine Wheel @ Denver, CO 1995-08-01 ijwthstd.blogspot.com/2026/09/cathe…ijwthstd.blogspot.comCatherine Wheel @ Denver, CO 1995-08-01Courtesy of https://thatsthethingaboutthat.blogspot.com https://pixeldrain.com/u/yvq7Br4Z Catherine Wheel Bluebird Theatre Denver CO (USA)... 022
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh to live in a world where people are instead obsessed with Deadwood, sticking it to the powermad cocksuckers, and making something good out of this combative earth 011
Reposted by Jakethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality 1454955
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listen I do not think that evilness can be sussed out just from looking at someone's face, but if you were to show me that sketch of Jennifer and ask me what she believes in, I would say that she thinks meek democrats are trying to trans children 020
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The perfect bookend to that whole era of Obama-era culture was when they took Sackler blood money to let us know that Picasso was still an asshole. What an egregious phony. 3415
Reposted by JakePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62261531
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you've been reading every day for 50 years, it actually sounds like you're getting exactly what you want out of their coverage 110
Reposted by JakeCowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026RIP to Tilly Norwood, who was accidentally uploaded into a Quake 3 Arena match and gibbed by a rocket launcher instead of the SFM machinima she was supposed to appear in. She is survived by her closest kin, Gal Gadot. 173046796
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man I hope Democrats are champing at the bit to be the "Elizabeth Warren just murdered Michael Bloomberg onstage" about this guy 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is such Jason Mendoza energystatic.klipy.comJason Mendoza from The Good Place smilesALT: Jason Mendoza from The Good Place smiles 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Dinner with Loran: Spiritual Rebirth through Art in the Interregnum Outer Rim 020
Reposted by JakeRob Friedman @pitchingninja.com · 22/09/2026Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣 6776208
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Apologies for posting from a zombie ad-riddled site, but this remains a foundational text deadspin.com/who-is-we-18...deadspin.comDeadspin | Who Is We?Deadspin | Who Is We? 010
Reposted by Jakepennsylvan(ian) @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive" 492949593
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw these posts last night and went to bed so angry I had angry dreams and woke up even angrier. I blocked them immediately and still just stewed all day 200
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Former Univision and G/O Media property says terrible owners are good 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026There is an entire ecosystem of racist fascists who are salivating at the opportunity to pay you money to make Birth of a Nation 100
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Some pretty non-obscure choices but I felt really good about this www.maptap.gg September 19 100🎯 99🎯 95🏅 97🔥 99🎯 Final score: 977maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jokes on you, 95% of the responses to this post are being written from a bathroom 070
Reposted by JakeShana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good. 160185253412
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey I know we all love Stanley Tucci, but why the fuck is he blurbing and promoting Anthony Scaramucci's book 010