Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 13hAggregator accounts who post their face and then start to cultivate their own lore will only end up in one spot 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 14hOne night I watched this YouTube interview with a reformed crip leader and he explained how LA was broken down into sets and I nearly lost my shit 120
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 18hGeoff Garin showing up on here and immediately getting powerbombed into the core of the earth was Very Funny 020
Reposted by JakeOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 18180631755
Reposted by JakeNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162722596
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My eyeballs have a feature called Vinyl Mode. When I go into a record shop, my eyes go "this one looks fucking rad" and then I buy it 030
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Oh no, I just discovered there are alt text jokes in the Swan Boy comics. Guess I have to go back and re-read all of them again 000
Reposted by JakeHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I had coffee with McCauley half an hour ago! 0226
Reposted by JakeCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026America hates Lose Girl, the woman famous for losing! 418821
Reposted by JakeNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262629405
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Then read a fucking newspaper, man. Why are you reading Batman at all 060
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Oh dang. Your college fucked up letting you graduate if you think this is a good response 060
Reposted by JakeMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026GODDAMN IT THIS IS AMERICA 2962189
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Someone blocked me on LinkedIn cuz they got mad at me on Instagram. I think that's totally fair, but I do feel bad that they were _that_ mad at me 020
Reposted by JakeMoongolfer @moongolfer.com · 28/09/2026Will be sorry not to see him outside the Directors’ Entrance having a sneaky puff on a cig before going in. He’ll be missed. Decent fella #ncfc 0131
Reposted by JakeCmdr. Overbite @cmdroverbite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am Old and 99% of my music consumption is Records That Have Been Put Onto My Excellent Rectangle 192
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So she's down for public flirtations is what I'm hearing 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is 100% the YouTube comment section on the Drumeo "drummers hear X for the first time" videos 020
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Holy shit. Just read Double Indemnity for the first time, and the original ending is *dark* 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Headliner of the last street fest of the year in my sleepy suburb opens up with a ripping Baker Street cover. Hell yeah 000
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/09/2026*watches Charlize Theron kill a man with her high heel* Lord, I see what you've done for others... 1676
Reposted by JakeCTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying." 510429
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That Kelly Marie Tran should be allowed to kick JJ Abrams square in the balls anytime they run into each other in public. 015441
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The work, which has not been peer-reviewed youtu.be/6vo4Fdf7E0w?...youtu.beThe Good Place - Attempt to murder JanetYouTube video by letsbepandas 000
Reposted by Jakecait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the "iced coffee at a job interview" discussion is obviously stupid but also a great representation of the fact that every single HR person/recruiter has their own different made up rules for candidates and all of them think they are absolutely correct 423347441
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The horrifying realization that that means he *wants* that haircut 010
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Felt good on this one www.maptap.gg September 26 98🔥 99🔥 99🔥 81✨ 100🎯 Final score: 938maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 000
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Always funny to be reminded of The OA, "what if you could stop a mass shooting by praise dancing?" and you weren't immediately picked up by the scruff of the neck and thrown out of the pitch meeting. The "money is fake" years of streaming saw some things. 2254
Reposted by JakeGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189215397
Reposted by JakeLive Tapes @livetapes.heads.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026Catherine Wheel @ Denver, CO 1995-08-01 ijwthstd.blogspot.com/2026/09/cathe…ijwthstd.blogspot.comCatherine Wheel @ Denver, CO 1995-08-01Courtesy of https://thatsthethingaboutthat.blogspot.com https://pixeldrain.com/u/yvq7Br4Z Catherine Wheel Bluebird Theatre Denver CO (USA)... 022
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh to live in a world where people are instead obsessed with Deadwood, sticking it to the powermad cocksuckers, and making something good out of this combative earth 011
Reposted by Jakethe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Threads is Chernobyl levels of “nobody is talking about this” for things that either everyone already knows or that have not even a glancing connection with reality 1454855
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Listen I do not think that evilness can be sussed out just from looking at someone's face, but if you were to show me that sketch of Jennifer and ask me what she believes in, I would say that she thinks meek democrats are trying to trans children 020
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Were I ever a lieutenant for an evil family, my god would I want to be the one commissioning art from the quislings. It must feel so satisfying to get them to sell out 060
Reposted by JakeJessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The perfect bookend to that whole era of Obama-era culture was when they took Sackler blood money to let us know that Picasso was still an asshole. What an egregious phony. 3415
Reposted by JakePreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62262534
Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you've been reading every day for 50 years, it actually sounds like you're getting exactly what you want out of their coverage 110
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
