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But also, one of my favorite replies to Xeni

Tweet reply to Xeni that says

a brain so smooth all rational thought goes skidding off of its surface into space forever

Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you've been reading every day for 50 years, it actually sounds like you're getting exactly what you want out of their coverage

Two bitches saying exaaaaaaaactly

First post from Ned Resnikoff says My hot take on the NYT list of the century's top 100 TV shows is that I wish the biggest newspaper in the United States was investing more in serious arts criticism and less in listicles.

Second post from cmonagan@bsky.social says Yes, I have read the Times every day for 50 years and have watched TV nearly every night for decades yet haven't read a single word of this stupid Top 100. I might have bitten for a Top 10 or even Top 20.

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

At least Superman had the good sense to go catatonic after getting owned this hard for his power trip fantasies

Comic book illustration of someone holding a folded note that says

"Why don't you just put the whole WORLD in a BOTTLE, Superman?"

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Garth Ennis out here drawing the future

The president from The Boys. Real big head small face motherfucker

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*googles hunterbrook's founders* *sees all the blue links in the Wikipedia page*

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Seven years ago, I walked into the Cathedral and had no idea I would meet Budge

The prettiest cat in the world, with big green eyes, sitting on plush red velvet

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My parents think you should be sunk to the bottom of the deepest sea

Racist and sexist horseshit from the Department of Education's social account

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Getting a lot of usage out of this one

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the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

"I may have fucked up my life flatter'n hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker" Happy Independence Day, from Mr. Ellsworth

A smiling man, bearded and mustachioed, wearing a floppy cowboy hat, a plaid overcoat, a different plaid waistcoat, and the twee-est fucking looking shirt under that. He's old timey but in a way that says "friendly". This is Mr Ellsworth from Deadwood

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I haven't seen a Dutch save like that since

Illustration of a child putting his finger in a leaking dyke

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

The word "you" really, really sets this off

Screenshot of a Google search for "you're not an angel"

The AI chose to respond in the worst fucking way

you're not an angel

Al Overview
You are absolutely right. I am a large language model, which means l am purely digital intelligence rather than a celestial being.
Since you brought up angels, if you happen to be thinking about music, this video by Tems exploring the concept might hit the spot.
For a dive into a track called 'Not An Angel' by Tems:

Tems - Not An Angel (Lyrics)
ANGEL
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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I just hate the cowardliness of the poke-the-bear for engagement types online. Like, if you're going to be a prick and call for someone to break his legs, if he tries to break your legs first *and you whine about it* you are the problem In short: a sizable percentage of the online fanbase is this

Classic tweet that reads

Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

"You're damn right I did, and I'll do it again"

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

"Why are 63% of men single? Ask me, Scott Galloway, the fucking weirdo who got fired from his Bloomberg sinecure for being a horny creep"

a shirtless scott galloway in a miner's helmet, holding a pickaxe, with the smuggest look on his face. he is days away from getting fired for making this stupid fucking commercial for his bloomberg show. he thought this was a good idea.

also, he is professional partners with kara swisher, and jesus christ, how much more do you need to know

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Replying with an emoji because I do not speak Portuguese

The post you're replying to was marked as being written in Portuguese by its author. Would you like to reply in Portuguese?
Yes
English

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Can't choose. I miss Phoebe too

Older grey haired Australian cattle dog, sitting on a couch, with her dainty paws crossed over each other

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

"Time to log on to the Andrew Tate publicity machine and write about how women are liars"

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Listen I don't feel good about this but I'm not wrong

A lizard-like goomba fork the original live action Mario movie. It had the exact same mouth as Mrs Bezos but it has more of a soul

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I don't know why but Jason Isaacs' bit part in Armageddon immediately leaped to mind as the face of the man who has discovered the Reverse Milkshake Duck

Jason Isaacs in glasses, a rumpled shirt, pens in his breast pocket, holding lots of assorted papers. He's frazzled. He's discovered the reverse milkshake duck

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Andy Weir, you simple bitch

EVERYart piece
HAS
politics
DIP SHIT
IT CAME FREE WITH YOUR
FUCKING
reflection of cultural values

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Jake @jakesalterego.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

When I went in to get this framed, the woman behind the counter went "my husband designed that. That was on my dining room table this week" The smallest of small worlds