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Nature lover melting in the Florida swamp

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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm at the urgent care because I have a wonky gland that is trying to off me. They have a running list of prices. A menu as it were of treatments. Benadryl is 50 dollars. A tier 1 antihistamine. 50 dollars. Insanity.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
While assisting my mom with yard work I saw a tree frog. Like an honest to god native tree frog. Not a Cuban Tree frog and I could have cried. I haven't seen a native frog in ages.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I fixed my broken camera enough to get a handful of decent shots today
A lotus flower blooming in a pale yellow and cream over blue water with lily pads around itGrey headed swamp hen holds a water Lily in its beak An alligator rests just before some reeds in the lake
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love running jokes so much and my friends running joke is that there are no bears in Florida. We went to Lake Apopka Wildlife Drive today and I suggested we do Orlando Wetlands or Black Bear Wilderness Trail next time. " why we won't see any bears. " Stupidest thing but kills me every time.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I fuckin love cats man last night I got a great ab work out at the expense of the cat and housemate playing games.
A cow spotted tabby tries to bat at the 16 bit characters on the tv.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 24/09/2026
GREBELINGS ON TIMELINE 🪶 🐣
A western grebe with 3 babies on their back
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brightline is allegedly filing bankruptcy. How will sacrifices be made in an effort of to appease the meteorological gods now?
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yknow how theres rules that say for a set amount of pavement you need retention ponds? We need that but trees for new developments. I'm tired of driving by developments and it's barren. No greenery no wonder everything is getting hotter.
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call me a weirdo, but the thing about Romeo and Juliet that everyone remembers is the language in which it was written. Otherwise its just Pyramus and Thisbe.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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Ed was in a fucked up position. He knew it. His typical apolitical stance was being challenged in a way it never had been before. He told me that the words
"Free Palestine" and the image of the Palestinian flag were hurtful to a lot of people he spoke with. I told him that if those words were more offensive than tens of thousands of Palestinian children being killed by Israel, then there was a fundamental disconnect between where those people stood and where I stood. But he couldn't get past his public facing, "I don't take sides."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@kpkboogie99

Horror movies used to be about a freaky alien that was gross or there was a fucked up kind of guy. Now they're all about the 5 stages of grief chasing you through your 500k apartment
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Now now this should say Ohio Man. I know the Florida sun does things to people but cmon Noa.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s rally to save the academy of natural sciences was incredible. Hundreds of people turned out. This is only the beginning. Follow along with save-the-academy.org
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the resounding benefits of working in restaurants is recipes. I can make so many things at home and while the proper seasoning mix from the warehouse may be impossible to order I can also just get it from my former boss.
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Shawn Lenore | How to be a Werewolf webcomic @shawnlenore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My basic, stupid robot vacuum keeps alerting me that it's trapped on some stairs because it thinks the beam of sun from the window is a ledge. This is exactly as stupid as I want every object in my house to be, actually. I want it to be so unaware of what's in my home that stairs could be anywhere.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh, shit. In the shade, it maxed at 106 in Tempe that day, so in the sun it was at least 130. They murdered him. This is criminal neglect rising to the level of depraved heart indifference. At his age? We did NOT do ANYTHING physical in August between 10 am & 6 pm. No marching, no cross country—
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Brendon @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Tom Wambsgans’ Second Wife, PhD @drwambsgans.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This was my favorite interaction.
Dazed_Slickman2 posts:
Been a big fan of your work since I was young.
I must ask as it has been bugging me for quite some time; When Judge Doom was defeated in "Who Framed Rodger Rabbit", why did you choose to side hug the Road Runner rather than eat him? Mind you, this was the closest you got to capturing him in your thousands and thousands of attempts. 

Under this comment is a still from the movie, with Wile side hugging the RR. 

WileECoyoteAMA posted a reply image with Wile E Coyote with kind of a shocked face (like he’d been caught doing something bad), and he’s pointing to a sign that reads: It was an emotional day.
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Jessica Smith @thedaybooks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yes I’m morally panicked about data centers being built in impoverished areas and AI harvesting private data and reproducing cultural biases and messing w/democracy and energy consumption and water supply and and and 2026 is not a great time to still have morals.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When I agreed to take in Fen my friend warned me in the week she knew him he was the most stubborn puppy she'd ever met. I reminded her that I had recently lost a husky/chow. I knew stubborn. She told me I didn't. Almost 4 years later she's unfortunately correct. He won't cuddle because of cats!
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I see we've strayed from snail juices to salmon jizz for our beauty routines.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meteorologists try to collect data in Oklahoma.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
The reason you want an actual humanitarian aid system and *don’t* want to force everybody to rely on online mutual aid is because online mutual aid *forces people experiencing horrific trauma* to perform on the Internet for survival.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Glenn Beck in my line vision in the year of our dark lord 2026. And making just as much sense as he did in the 2000s
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Wah Wah Wah Boohoo
ALT: Wah Wah Wah Boohoo
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
legend
bbc.com
Nepal: How a 97-year-old was rescued during the flash floods
A 97-year-old woman, Guna Maya Bohara, survived the flash floods and was rescued using an excavator.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/08/2026
this is absolutely perfectly said
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Friend just suggested I apply to be a bartender at a strip club. Not because I've bartended. Not because I enjoy the environment. But because I would enjoy yelling at drunk men. I don't think she's thought this pro/con list through.
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Angry Rutabaga @streamlass.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#PunnésTerriblesEtHorribles
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Current mood
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Took Fen for an evening walk since it's "cooler' the amount of sweat I produce I swear is relative to how loud the cicadas are.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I have no following here but I'm gonna make an attempt. If you had to assign flavors to elemental profiles, what would be water?
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The power of this debris flow was astonishing. You can see in the videos linked it just dwarfs and pulverizes concrete buildings
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I want a bike but I also don't want to be killed while riding said bike because florida is a godless place.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026
did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume
A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdressThe young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton, like Fred Rogers, stood up for people when it was unpopular, just because it was the right thing to do. She stood up for gay men during the AIDS crisis when others stayed quiet. She stood up for sex workers. She stood up for trans people. I will always love her.
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My sister is smart. She's far better at math than I could ever hope to be. Better with money than our parents. Just over all a great woman. Who shoves her head so far into the sand I feel legit jealousy sometimes at her own unawareness. She knows the "big" stuff and cares the way a non shit bag does
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 25/08/2026
patron saint of children, musicians, booksellers, the queer community, the working class. an indomitable force for good. what a crushing loss
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
She wrote a handful of the greatest songs ever written, and the first thing so many people think of is not those towering achievements, but how good a person she was and how many people’s lives she improved
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Sara Baker @sarabaker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know all y’all loved Dolly, but I don’t think I can fully express how important she was to us here in East Tennessee. She will always be an icon for showing us how to embrace our better selves & be good to each other, representing our region with pride & grace, and modeling relentless generosity.
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Preacher from the Black Lagoon @revpoppop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The End of Oak Street is a a subtle PSA against outdoor cats.
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💀your friend corrigan.🥀 @hereliescorri.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if after everything trump just ends up getting Yolanda Saldivar'd by this broad?
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Jaibird @jaibird.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Every time I vote I'm met with this sign and every time it feels like commentary.
A parking sign that reads " reserved for exalted ruler"
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Not gonna lie, it's been weird seeing the entire UK conservative press shit themselves blind for years about 'cancel culture' & then when they bully a man into killing himself it's all 'oh the universities really should have a more robust mental health support plan in place"
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